Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Working to better myself. Please consider supporting via my Ko-Fi link!

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Tired always.

They say if I post an update within the year, there will be six more weeks of winter.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

space is a waste

DeiStar

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

Ojiwe

I am in the making of my first fanfic. So dont hate on the newfag over here.

Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies