So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

This is where my filth goes

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: OPEN | Twitter: @RimmerNsfw

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

There, finished. Go on... what do you think?

I like FiM, Star Wars, and Tarantino

Just a place for me to put my less than clean stories featuring ponies getting it on. Needless to say, this isn't gonna exist for very long.

I don't want to be right. I just desperately want to be proven wrong. You can imagine how many friends THAT makes me.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Hi, I write primarily fetish erotica. If you like those things, especially the some of the taboo stuff, you've come to the right place!

Write what you like, and like what you write.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Feel free to message me!

People never change, politics never change, everything is on a loop

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

I write clopfics and clopfic accessories. Nothing else, really.

I write and stuff. I also love Applejack so expect most of my stories to be about her.

Weird Story Man

I love pones.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Horse words are the best words.

I write scat MLP fanfiction, compose scat EDM, raise money for various scat charities, and I invented the game Scattergories

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

who me

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

...Am I blocking your view, mortal?

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)