• Published 4th Feb 2012
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Beating the Heat - Andrew Joshua Talon



Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...

Comments ( 367 )

Ahahaha I loled at "oh...so they were shagging then?" haha fuckin brilliant. Will add more when I'm done reading.

YAY ITS DONE. Had a lot of awkward moments reading this but I love you for this. /) Bro hoof

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:


a song for the end

FOOLY COOLY !

♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦

"Ride on Shooting Star",.

♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦

Slide of an orange reflects in the sky

Hanging the pride of a sponge

Spider

No need to hide

the premonition of life captured

it is like a colored dream

Ride on shooting star

I continued singing

like a shotgun with all my heart

A grunged hamster becomes more mature

and is accompanied by a lobster of revenge

Sniper

What do you say that

you can see in that framed world?

I want to touch it before you aim

Ride on shooting star

I'm looking for you and I'm having withdrawal symptoms

I lied to you

Ride on shooting star

I continued singing

like a shotgun with all my heart

perfect, my descent to the lowest reaches of hell has been achieved.

I must read "The Deadly Curse of Fatal Death".

That was SSSSSOOOO Hilarious, oh my god, I'm gonna have heart attack.

Holy crap there's a sequel :derpyderp1:

No words this round. Just take a few ponies:

:ajsmug::derpytongue2::pinkiesmile::rainbowkiss::raritywink::scootangel::twilightsmile::eeyup::yay:

That Rainbow Dash conclusion...

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This whole story was a pleasure to read. I mean it. Thanks.

So Spike will get some sweet Rarity lovin after all! Celestia knows he earned it.

YEEEEEEEES!! This was a great ending! Will you be working on hands now?

I AM EXCITED FOR THE DEADLY CURSE OF FATAL DEATH :eeyup: :rainbowkiss:

And poor Luna felt a part of her soul die.
Yay, that was an awesome Epilogue!

I'm hoping that the sequel will actually be a thing. Can't help being a Doctor Who fan.

Glad to see the story end well off for (almost) everyone. Nice job with the credits.'

Now I can't get Captain Hammer quotes out of my head. CURSE YOU, GALLAND.

This has got to be the best story I have ever read on this site. I'm very sad to see it go so soon, it feels as if I had started reading it yesterday.

Oh sweet Pony Hell take me this was just fantastic through and through and hell spike even gets a chance at the end :moustache:. Again its been a wonderful ride and I hope to see more work from you soon especially if that actually was a teaser at the end.

Arghh why does everyone think spike is so young!?! He was hatched by twilight when she was a filly going into magic kindergarten therefore he's only like 5 years younger. Lauren Faust said the ponies were in ther early twenties so if rarity was 23 he'd be 18. Baby dragon is different then baby pony.

T-THERE'S GOING TO BE A SEQUEL?! * YES!!!!

So, we have three Doctor's and Nathan Fillion in this cast but no John Barrowman? You'd think he'd be perfect for one of the roles XD

Seriously, FANTASTIC fanfic! I don't like clop, or anything related to it, but this fic is the exception to the rule.

And so a wonderful story comes to a close. Thank you very much for writing and shring this!

Your story has made me... very confused with my sexuality now.

Thanks for that! A great conclusion to a hilarious story.

Nice work mate!

I can honestly say, I'm sad to see this fic go. It's probably one of the best I'll see in quite some time. I like the way you wrapped everything up, though. It doesn't leave any loose ends, and better yet, doesn't leave any room for a sequel whatsoever- I'm certain that nobody else would be able to handle this story. No offense to anyone else, of course, but this story is just... unique. And I'm also glad to see that in the end, things worked out for pretty much everybody- er, everypony. Sure, some may say that this kind of 'happy ending' is overused to the point of insanity, but it still leaves a good feeling in me, knowing that these characters (fictional as they are) have some peace and happiness... Although, I should rethink the whole "peace" part of that, seeing as there are going to be two of Pinkie Pie's offspring galloping around in the story's universe's near future.

This was a good way to finish the story. I thoroughly enjoyed the whole story, the humour throughout it and in the last chapter were brilliant. Everything was pretty much tied up neatly, Blueblood and Zecora were the most unexpected pairing.

Overall brilliant story and I look forward to reading The Deadly curse of Fatal Death

So much win and awesome!

Go Pinkie! :pinkiehappy:

Oh god... this is too awesome to be forgotten...
*Untrack, then favorite.*

344127 Poor Woona.

AJT Once again great fic, many d'aaaawwws and lulz were had. Looking forward to more of your work.

Oh gawd...I was almost in tears I was laughing so hard. You sirs are masters of the craft. The squats..that double entendre. Pinkie pregnant...plot twist! Do I sense a spinoff coming? And that RD ending....pure class:rainbowkiss:

Fatal Death.

I love you.

time to get off the train to pony hell, that was fun

A good ending to an awesome story. It has entertainment me greatly, and made me laugh with every chapter (much to my great shame). It is sad to see it end. But it is ending where it needs to end logically. It was a great ride while it lasted, but when you reach the climax the end is neigh.

Wait…does AJ actually write in her accent?

Zecora and Blueblood?
Meh, I'd have preferred something else.

Also, was there some kind of implication in there that Pip and Luna are eventually going to get together, or is Luna Forever Alone?

"Carbon had been folded and compressed into the hardest naturally occurring substance on Earth."
When did they get to Earth? :P

"“Onwards and outwards!”"
That phrase reminds me of Aslan in The Last Battle: "Further up and further in!"

Also, this The Deadly Curse of Fatal Death, could you give us a hint of its genre?

I am clearly going to pony hell because I enjoyed every line of this fic. :pinkiehappy:

"oh...so they were shagging then?"
:rainbowlaugh:
Silly, innocent Luna.

Every pony get's a good ending:pinkiehappy:... then you make Rainbow a slut and a porn star. THANKS. :twilightangry2:

I wanna see one writen about spike and rarity. :3 :moustache:

Well that was fun!
Now we have to go to hell, though…

This was awsome but this the end right. i can untrack. if you write like a part 2 you have to let use know some how. you arent trolling are you? O and thank you so much for letting spike get some rarity love. maybe not right now but soon i hope. O and the new story i hope as a happy ending im a sucker for happy endings.

Oh god that big mac and fluttershy moment LOLOLOL :yay::eeyup:

i must said i loved this fic and i will gladly read the sequel :pinkiehappy:

Thankd for the fun and everything my friend :heart:

344241i know i say that to but no one sees it. his not a baby for poines

It kinda sad to see this fic full of awesome end... :fluttercry:
But then again it was full of awesome. :pinkiehappy:

Keep up the good work! Your fics are awesome. :rainbowkiss:

344241 you said it yourself, baby dragon are different from baby ponies. Dragons live much longer, it would seem logical that each stage of their life would be.

Besides, considering Secret Of My Excess, we know that Dragon puberty may not be completely hormonal thing an therefore age doesn't really factor

OH, WHO NEEDS TO SLEEP. I was wondering if or when you were going to finish this little bundle of pure win, but good lord does the time and effort show.

Also.

Dutch Apple Pie.

You rock, Andrew. I don't even care what everyone says.

344241

It's because dragons live a bloody long time, which implies they take a bit longer to grow up-- Spike may be only five years younger than Twilight, but proportionally he hasn't even hit 5% of his potential lifespan. He's barely out of the toddler stage, and won't hit his teenage years for another century, at least. He's actually one of the most tragic characters in the series because of this; theoretically, he would have the Princesses as compony, but that doesn't change the fact that his best friends, his surrogate sister-figure, and his first love will all be dead before his balls even drop. :applecry:

...Oh, and Talon? Most. Awesome. Fic. EVER!!! You are my frick'n hero, man! :yay::yay::yay:

This is one of those stories that you can't help but read the clop portions. They were just too hilarious and epic. Especially when Mac and Rarity had the sexy death battle. Then when Celestia told all the guys to "paint me white" and that one dude said "you're already white", gold. But when Doc and Mac came upon realization what was going to happen was absolutely epic. Then the whole epilogue itself was just amazing. I revere thee my dear brony.

Brohoof all the way. But I also have to give this the triple tactical facepalm. There were some moments too funny to laugh at.

The journey to pony hell is complete.

Heh, I'm normally more of a DerpyxDoctor fan, but DoctorxTwi is a close second, and this was pulled off excellently, humor story or not. REALLY hope that sequel is for real, because I would love to see how you would do a parody of a parody if the title's not just for fun.

Plus, most of my other fav pairings got in at the end, and I may have a new one in PinkiexBraeburn! :yay:

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