FOR SEXY CAKES!! is the best motto ever. I like it and yes, I know I'm already going to Hell, so I'm going to say it anyway: Mr. Talon, you've surpassed yourself. Please continue to do it in the future.
“I don’t care if Lauren Faust herself told you to hump his brains out-HE’S MINE!” At this line I simply had to stand up, go to another room and proceed to laugh my ass off for 3 minutes True story -Glassed
I thought the ride to hell was long and paved with good intentions.....You making it short and full of great laughs.... I can deal...Good work Also pinkie probably tasted some form of sweet when she swallowed.
Yes Pinkie was felating Braeburn. No the "swallowing" does not necessarily mean what you think. After all Braeburn was relaxed and talking coherantly at the time. Pinkie was more likely in the middle not the end. She more than likely swallowed saliva. She was probably drooling quite a bit.
I'm not sure pinkie being into bondage is all that IC. After all she is a partier and someone who can't move can't party.
I like how Fluttershy, like Big Mac said, isn't really that big of a problem. You just have to say no, and she snaps back to reality. But I guess, considering how incredibly attractive Fluttershy is (best pony), and how seductive and tempting those pheromones are, it takes a God among ponies to deny her what she wants.
This is actually really good, I was wondering though because I read it on fanfiction.net first. On there you are nine chapters in, how long does it usually takee for you to update. Fics like this usually repulse me, but the way you write it, and the lack of actual sex scenes, (thanks for that) allows me to enjoy it. So funny, and for some reason I like the Twilight Dr.Whooves paring. Amazing job, keep it up.
188959 He has had them out for a while, they were just on FanFiction.net and not here. But now since they all can be found here, things have gotten a lot easier to keep track of.
189822 I'm saying that all it took was a "No." Lucky never said no until he was spent, upon which she moved on. She didn't rape him. You can't really rape a mail horse. It's the fact that she's so irresistible that makes her such a terror.
189132 nookie is sex. doing the nasty. forming the beast with two backs. bumping uglies. burying the beef bayonet. butter her muffin. doing the horizontal mambo. getting honey on your stinger. giving an Australian kiss. give her a pearl necklace. go for a ride in the fur lined canoe. having a fish supper. having lunch at the y. negotiate the forested chasm. pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken. put his snake through her grass. ride the baloney pony (lol). ride the skin bus into tuna town. slip her the tubesteak. spread the wild oats. wax your candle. there is that enough ways to say having sex. cause there are a lot more where these ones came from.
Despite being essentially a clopfic (and therefore being something I usually avoid like the plague) this was hilarious! The deadpan humour is spot on, the media references were perfect, and the implications honestly make it even more sordid and funny.
But I think the best bit thus far for me is the reaction of the ponies when they find out that Fluttershy is in heat. (RUN FOR THE HILLS! HIDE THE STALLIONS!!") I can so easily imagine that.
First? And brilliant as always!
Another absolute hilarious chapter. It's amazing how good these chapters how considering how fast you put them out.
FIRST COMMENT
...darn
also, is that 3 chapters in 1 day?
AWESOME. MORE PLEASE.
""Hm?" Pinkie Pie asked. She swallowed."
erm, does that mean what i think it means?
...also, spike as a pony...
are you sure?
Son of a buttermilk donkey horn potato sacks. More coughing up blood, D: Ah oh well,
nice... i love dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So many updates, it's wonderful
wait, if physics don't apply to Pinkie, couldn't she appear, smack a Pegasus in the face, disappear, etc?
She'd be the ultimate guerilla!
Goodness, look at you go.
This is hilarious. Well done so far.
189026Silly filly. pinkies not a gorilla shes a pony!
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She would still be more awesome with grenades.
FOR SEXY CAKES!! is the best motto ever. I like it and yes, I know I'm already going to Hell, so I'm going to say it anyway: Mr. Talon, you've surpassed yourself. Please continue to do it in the future.
Am I the only one who thought Nightshade was going to shout "for snusnu!" instead of... whatever the hell Nookie is?
Several brief thoughts while reading:
The doctor is beginning to want some of that, no?
This is the chance of a lifetime Spike, just do it.
Pinkie's mouth was full of......
Fun leather time games with Braeburn??
Dear god this story is amazing. I guess hell ain't a bad place to be.
Oh Lordy, my head hath burst from the shear amount of win/humor and awesome in this fic
Also you aren't going to hell, you are going to a very private part of heaven
“I don’t care if Lauren Faust herself told you to hump his brains out-HE’S MINE!”
At this line I simply had to stand up, go to another room and proceed to laugh my ass off for 3 minutes
True story
-Glassed
I feel the fires of hell on the back of my neck as I read this...
They're warm, toasty, and they smell kind of funny.
Kind of like...
I don't see why this changed rating. It got a little more overt, sure, but it hasn't crossed the line or anything.
Sorry, but I had to.
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Well, Pinkie Pie had her mouth full...
My thought was it was Braeburn's dick.
and then she swallowed... O_O
189337 Eyyyup.
I thought the ride to hell was long and paved with good intentions.....You making it short and full of great laughs.... I can deal...Good work
Also pinkie probably tasted some form of sweet when she swallowed.
we are all going to pony hell but just don't care this is the most entataing and distorbing fic ever
Oh leather party! those are the best kinds!
Also, I always wondered... if lust is a sin... and hell is where sinners go...
THAT MEANS HELL IS A BIG SEX PARTY! WOOHOO!!!
I love this fan fic . It's the funniest one I've ever read. Hope you do more I'll be waiting
Do it while traveling at the speed of sound? OLAWD. Like an order of magnitude above joining the mile-high club, methinks...
Anyone expect a random group of Creepers to bust in and ruin everyone's day?
"Thatsssssss a nice orgy ya got there.....be a sssssssssshame is sssssssssssomething were to happen to it...."
Yes Pinkie was felating Braeburn.
No the "swallowing" does not necessarily mean what you think.
After all Braeburn was relaxed and talking coherantly at the time. Pinkie was more likely in the middle not the end.
She more than likely swallowed saliva. She was probably drooling quite a bit.
I'm not sure pinkie being into bondage is all that IC.
After all she is a partier and someone who can't move can't party.
Oh my. I just realised that part of Plan A involves placing Big Mac in immediate proximity to Princesses Celestia and Luna.
Oh my ...
Get Spike to fuck Rarity kthxbye
I like how Fluttershy, like Big Mac said, isn't really that big of a problem. You just have to say no, and she snaps back to reality. But I guess, considering how incredibly attractive Fluttershy is (best pony), and how seductive and tempting those pheromones are, it takes a God among ponies to deny her what she wants.
188984 Yes lets kick his pointy Red ass FOR PONY!!!!!
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Actually, if I remember correctly, she successfully raped Lucky five times and wanted more.
um...yeah.
This is actually really good, I was wondering though because I read it on fanfiction.net first. On there you are nine chapters in, how long does it usually takee for you to update. Fics like this usually repulse me, but the way you write it, and the lack of actual sex scenes, (thanks for that) allows me to enjoy it. So funny, and for some reason I like the Twilight Dr.Whooves paring. Amazing job, keep it up.
188959
He has had them out for a while, they were just on FanFiction.net and not here. But now since they all can be found here, things have gotten a lot easier to keep track of.
All Hail Sluttershy, lord of the snu snu
The best story ever keep up the good work
189822 I'm saying that all it took was a "No." Lucky never said no until he was spent, upon which she moved on. She didn't rape him. You can't really rape a mail horse. It's the fact that she's so irresistible that makes her such a terror.
*Loads gun, put's it in mouth and fire*
*friend looks over shoulder at my tracking list*
friend: "Uh, why are you reading a fic called 'Beating the Heat?'"
me: "I, uh, read it for the Doctor scenes..."
friend:
Anyway, I'll be back when you post chapter 10. Don't keep me waiting, now!
189132 nookie is sex. doing the nasty. forming the beast with two backs. bumping uglies. burying the beef bayonet. butter her muffin. doing the horizontal mambo. getting honey on your stinger. giving an Australian kiss. give her a pearl necklace. go for a ride in the fur lined canoe. having a fish supper. having lunch at the y. negotiate the forested chasm. pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken. put his snake through her grass. ride the baloney pony (lol). ride the skin bus into tuna town. slip her the tubesteak. spread the wild oats. wax your candle. there is that enough ways to say having sex. cause there are a lot more where these ones came from.
This is wrong on some many levels, This however, about sums it up.
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Anyhoof... Too much epicness going on to post a coherent comment! Congrats!
~ Moonstone, Minstrel of Equestria
185938 Sluttershy
You have me holdinbg my sides of pure laughing hurt keep going
MY god, this is....
I...
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Despite being essentially a clopfic (and therefore being something I usually avoid like the plague) this was hilarious! The deadpan humour is spot on, the media references were perfect, and the implications honestly make it even more sordid and funny.
But I think the best bit thus far for me is the reaction of the ponies when they find out that Fluttershy is in heat. (RUN FOR THE HILLS! HIDE THE STALLIONS!!") I can so easily imagine that.
o_o Pony Hell. The Author is going to Pony Hell. In the EXPRESS TRAIN. :D AND HE LIKES IT, UGH! :D
I loath myself for liking this so much. So. Much. Same.