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I'm more interested in the fact that the author's name is Butt and their avatar is Celestia's ass.

Next chapter.. NOW!!!!:pinkiehappy:

That was pretty good, I liked it. :twilightsmile:

I can't wait for the next chapter, hope it comes soon.. :pinkiehappy:

Even before I read this, I wanna know: what the hell does this have to do with game crossovers?
Spamming your story along unrelated groups is not a good way to earn a reputation, brother :ajbemused:


Really? I didn't add them to any of those groups... I only added them to the clopfics group. Could you point out the groups in question? I'll request the admins to remove it.

I love this fic idea and this chapter. Can't waite for more! :rainbowkiss:

2063679 Shadowflash was group spamming, I do believe. Not sure he's the one who added it there, but... that's my lead. :applejackunsure:

In regards to you needing good pictures for this story, Equestria Prevails has some pretty good ones.

Not sure if they'll really be what you're looking for, but it's all I can think of at the moment.

2063745 Thanks. I have taken a look at them, along with another from Hinoraito, but I feel that they don't really match up well with the story too well. Too much of a militaristic theme to them.

My OC's cock was quite erect.


Did I toss this in there on accident? My bad.


Thankfully the group removed it. Although, there's another non-game crossover in there that I didn't add in by accident. The Glamorama one.

Good pick for an R63 btw. COMMENCE THE READ!

Can't wait for the R63 pictures of the royal guards.

Not a bad premise, though the sex seemed to be a bit rushed into. All in all, cute story so far.

This was quite good, please keep it up.:pinkiehappy:

Uh. I think Shining Armor swapped genders somewhere around the middle there. Until the cafeteria/'chief' scene, the captain was always referred to as 'she'.

Made me a bit confused there.

Otherwise good story. Interesting way to enter Equestria with some decent marble to the face.


I just looked it through, and I didn't see anywhere Shining was referred to as a "she". Did you misread some of the sentences?

Yep. Totally did.
'Nonetheless, the captain of the Royal Guard, Shining Armor, had seen fit to assign a sentry to you to keep watch, and it was her face you saw first, when you woke up.'

Assumed it was Shining Armors face he saw first, but of course it was the guard... Ohwell.

I like this very much. If you know what I mean~

Commence read.

This was a nice and entertaining read.

How is it that Shining is the captain of the royal guard if the guard is compiled of mares? I would have thought you'd have to work your way up in the guard.


In this alternate universe, mares are the majority of guards instead of stallions due to the gender disparity (I'm just assuming this here, there isn't any basis behind this assumption other than preference). The alternate universe tag is on there because Princess Celestia chose to select from mares rather than stallions as the Guard (the latter being seen in the show), but in either case I like to believe that both genders can serve.

However, whichever gender Celestia chooses as the majority are what you're going to see most of the time. In this case, since stallions are in the minority in the Guard, there aren't as many actively serving. Shining had to work his way up just like everyone else, although obviously he'd have separate quarters than the other female guards.

Actually, I think that conflicts with some of the text in the story. That's what I get for writing the first chapter over half a year ago and not re-reading. I'll go back and change it so it makes more sense.

Are you going to continue this? I'm sure there are many people who are dying to know. me being "chief" among them.
Yes that was a bad pun, but I don't regret it.


Well, it does say "Incomplete" there...

Always pays to be sure?
Actually in my excitement I din't check. >.>
Anyway, that was a fantastic story with an actual buildup instead of just diving straight into the sex. I dig it.

How is it that Shining is the captain of the royal guard if the guard is compiled of mares?

Maybe he wasn't born a stallion, and was allowed to continue his career after he got his gender dysphoria magically treated.

Hmm. Very good chapter, I wonder when catfights will start :D

That was the strangest thing I've read. I mean, Rule 63 guards but everypony else is normal gender, massive guard orgy (with a human, no less), illusory properties with the armor (though believable), the twists on the food and adding real-world food into it...

...I'm not usually into pron, but please, write more.


It is strange. You are on a pony fanfiction site reading Human x Pony smut. There is nothing that isn't strange from the right perspective.

I will be writing more, but I plan on having it delve more into the workings of the Royal Guard, and maybe shine a bit of light into Equestrian politics (from a guard's point of view, of course). I'll probably work on the former, the latter I'm still deliberating on.

Nice work ya did.

And with that username and avatar, you're gonna go far kid.


That was quite a good read! If I had one criticism, it would be that the pacing went from "oh look human adjusting to living in Equestria, getting to know everypon- OH GOD PONY ORGY!". Pretty much the pacing to introducing the sex scene was a bit....fast compared to the rest of the story. It was quite a good read though. I liked the little touches like the armor, and the changling sabotage; some good ol worldbuilding is always fine with this stallion. So...in short, I look forward to seeing moar whenever you happen to have more ready :twilightsmile:.

I loved it; very Xenophilia-esque. It could pass for a side-story, but it also stands just fine on its own. Keep up the good work.


Pacing's a big issue. I'm working on it.

As for the sex scenes, I also need practice with those. I ain't no Fifty Shades of Grey author, after all.




Of course you arnt, you are better than that :ajsmug:. The pacing was the only issue I had with it though, the rest was damn good. The characters might need a bit fleshing out a bit, but I assume that is happening in later chapters mmhm. Thanks for taking the time to respond, and I hope to see more of your work soon :pinkiehappy:

Hot hot, this is so hot that it almost burn. :moustache:

Hrrrggkrrk...too sexy...brain, status report...

Goddam that was hawt. And incomplete you say? Promises of a very cute and heartwarming romance(s) and more straight up orgies? Oh, faving the FUCK out of this. Nice use of the second person as well, I found it to be quite fitting. A marvelous read, sir. Damn. I don't always read mature, but when I do I always manage to find the classy stuff. I expect diabeetus. Do not disappoint.

One question though: you R63'd the guard but not everypony else? Odd, but a surprisingly pleasant concept. I dig. Also, I just HAVE to say that your avatar and profile name are absolutely fantastic. And wildly appropriate.

What would happen if they actually had to go and fight, I wonder...


keep her quarters in good condition

I thought we were discussing "my" quarters?


I'm looking forward to more of this. :moustache:

R63 guards? Couldn't you just say Female guard?

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