• Member Since 31st May, 2012
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Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

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It was only a matter of time...:pinkiehappy:

I played this game on Newgrounds. :rainbowkiss:

Milky Way is my one true weakness.


Read... :applejackconfused:

For the record, I blame you.

Wondering when this would happen.:pinkiehappy:

1670183 I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner! :rainbowlaugh:

I had the idea to do it, but I figured that others would have the same idea and held off on it. When nothing came of it, I was like "Okay, fine." and wrote it.

Very nice...very nice indeed...:pinkiehappy:

I didn't need respect for humanity anyway.

wat. Something tells me i'm going to end up reading this sooner or later. But not now. Sleep now.

Oh god I remember my first day when I stumbeled upon this blog on /mlp/



Huh, the Milkmare already has a clopfic.

If this gets featured, then so help me God I will commit seppuku.

1670440 get your katana ready, you'll be missed.

I don't see it yet.
I'm on my hands and knees here.

Meh, I could have done this and finally have a touch of the feature box, but that isn't me. I only write what I enjoy writing when my brain lets me. Grats, I'll just return to the shadows, and maybe read this tomorrow, at least it'll be easier to find.

1670537 I've been here long enough to know when something is gonna get featured.

I know... I know...
I have too, friend.
I leave everything to Regidar.

1670558 Ok, you can now fetch your katana. It's in the feature box :trollestia:

Feature box already? I don't want anyone committing suicide over this! :pinkiegasp:

I borrowed a katana from my Asian neighbor. He understands.
I salute you, brownies. Cloppers.

Just found out ghosts exist. Fuck.

1670668 Aka you found out how to become one. Yea, i asked celestia about that part :trollestia:
She dealt with the tinkering with magic :rainbowlaugh:
She'll give your body back once you admit you like clop :trollestia:

It's actually not impressive. Thay standard is so good that even a non clop stry written like this could have made it :twilightsmile:

It was inevitable that a clopfic based on that newgrounds game would come out, and it worked out really well.

I'd rather kill myself as a ghost than say that.

Oh... hey, what is that flying off? Oh.. That's my faith in bronydom. Going.... going... gone. Good bye, Faith in Bronydom!

Was just kidding. All you need to do is to beat luna in a game of call of cutie, or just ask her nicely.

That was lost LONG ago. Not excatly the first clop to reach the feature box, nor the most kinky one. Just disable "view mature" if you don't want it :ajsmug:

Except Luna isn't real. Neither is Call of Cutie. I probably couldn't make myself play Call of Duty anyway, even with Luna.
Please. Please don't do this to me.


I do enjoy mature content... but... clop for the sake of clop.... :facehoof: I'm going to go hide in my dark adventure stories and romance ones without clop now. :pinkiecrazy:

About as good as how well that word slips off the tongue.

I have a katana if you want it. It's a bit bloody, but it does the trick.

Still confused as to how random OC #65123914 is suddenly gaining massive amounts of popularity. I thought this fandom hated OCs.


I prefer the Paladin way out, charging the masses of the enemy and dieing in glorious shiny magical explosions. Atleast I do something useful, then.


So quite good, I'd imagine. Eeeetherrrreality.


I understand that sentiment. You read any of Bronystories' stories?

1670750 Hmm.. in that case we need to go some darker paths. Nechromancy :pinkiecrazy:
*heads down into my basement to prepare the pentagram and the candles*

No seriously, i do want to rescue you. You are the only one here who have managed to make me cry *cough* Gone *cough* :twilightsmile:

Good luck rounding up all the bronies and doing that.
Unless you waited for BronyCon...

Oh, you're that guy.
I remember now.
Well, I'm here in spirit, and that's what counts.

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