What if Twilight and Trixie were both lobsters who were in love?
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Blueshift
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oh sweet Celestia not another one! take my stars already i know this is gonna be hilarious
Haha, here we go! Pity this one is so short.
(Checks email, sees new story update)
Dammit, Blueshift. What monstrosity have you created now? "My Little Lobster?"
(Reads anyway)
...
You should really lay off whatever it is you're smoking. It just...it can't be healthy.
TwiLob x TrixSea OTP
The first two times were very or at least moderately funny, but this is pushing it.
(•.°)...... i don't regret reading this
wtf has the happend done... wat has science done. wat has science done?
o_o... wut
Twilob stepped on a rock, only it wasn't a rock ... It was a rooock lobster! Rock lobster!
196272
Well, that's why it's so short, I didn't want it to overstay its welcome
196348 dont let the haters get you down. i still love your work. just last night, i was wondering when youd release another one of these. and here it is!
if you have more ideas for these, please write them. i'll appreciate them, if no one else does. 
I remember this fuckin lulz
As punny as always, Blueshift
. You are still brilliant 
. This one was sort of boring though. Oh well, readers can't be choosers. 
"If only we'd listened" she wept. Missed a comma
therefore, 1/5
Nahhh, 4.5/5. I mean, what's not to love?
Hey, Blueshift. What if they were toilets?
It was a bit short, you should make a sequel. You could call it Crabcakes.
Son, I am dissapoint.
I feel that this is too short. However, it was overall well written. And weird.
Hahahahaha.
I do love a running gag!
Take my stars you crazy fool!
liek dis if you cry alwys
I feel like all of these are going somewhere. Like a cross dimensional adventure ala Doctor Whooves.
One where trixie is constantly seducing twilight then getting her killed or fired or thrown in the trash, etc...
ok, will there ever be a happy ending in these little stories of yours?
whats next? Turtles? Books? Snails, toys.?
This is a heartwarming story for the ages.
Octo-Pie: Yeah...bury her.
So many puns!!!!
LOL, loved it!
Hey,
I read it, it was fine, it was fun. Getting a little tired of the premise (what if the ponies were X?), truth be told. Still like it, but I liked Airships more than Paintings more than Lobsters, and I think that's the gradual wearing off of surprise value. I love some of your earlier work, though - Star in Yellow, particularly. So for me, I think Ponies are still the best Ponies.
JMH
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Thanks
Yeah, that's why this piece is shorter. Actually Star in Yellow is my newest story, just not the latest to go up on the site. In contrast this one is quite old, but I thought it should be here to sit along with the others!
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Hey,
I like that way round much better! 'Ah, the author known as Blueshift. Yes, of course I know their work! His early pieces were interesting and innovative, but then they really broke onto the scene with 'Star in Yellow'. And then their later work - oh, you haven't read it yet? Then I won't spoil the surprise. But you must, right now! Here, take my iPhone 17 and log onto m.fimfiction.net immediately!'
Yours,
JMH
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I came.
This one wasn't nearly as well developed as the others. Oh well, still a funny concept!
Poor Twilob, in all of your Twixie stories she gets screwed. Another good story though.
BABWHAWBAHWBHABWHABAHWBAWHBWABHAWBH!!!!
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It has Twixie. I can clop to it.
Why isn't this featured?
You are everything I aspire to be. Thank you.
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That's Lobstertainment!
Tell Me...Are you a descendant of Master of Surrealism Salvador Dali?
You son of a gun, you've done it again.
I'll read later.
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(<-----My Brain)
I fucking LOVE this. Broclaw dude. Also 'octo-pie'? Oh, you!
Second read through of this, and just like last time I laughed really loud! Unlike last time I figured I'd reread this at work today, not such a great idea but totally worth it!
I ave one response to this, here;
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You're a bad person for writing this.
I still laughed.
Hilarious day to my morning!
oh blue
fishshift, how did you know this was my fetish?How did you get this past the 1000 minimum word limit?