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Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ Kofi

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Sunset has done a lot for the humans in this magicless world, and she rightfully deserves a break from all the bullshit. Sadly, some random ancient threat seems to disagree.

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Ah yes, the trope of "Sunset Shimmer is done with fighting magical threats that were shuffed into the human world by Starswirl". I like the addition to it at the end :twilightsmile:

Wow, this story is hilarious.

In my opinion, I don't really blame Sunset or Twilight for what happened in this story. If I had to fight all-powerful threats on a daily basis without a moment of peace, I'd just make it someone else's problem as well.
And I bet Starswirl was the reason as to why all those equestrian relics were in the human world, he just dumps them there so he doesn't have to deal with it anymore.

Hahahaha oh dear. And hey, coupon clipping is important! Those things expire darnit. n_n

Well at least the ancient evil is polite enough to go find his previous grudge before making new ones.

Some Hasbro executive really hated the idea of princesses 'doing things', so Celestia and Luna can be shown SOME mercy.

Starswirl, however, can buck off (Sirens aside, as it was either banishment or killing them at the time).

That ending is proof of Twilight's success as a teacher.

โ€œThe girls get free sick days too,โ€ Sunset offered as the roaring wind grew louder.

Happy to see Sunset has her friends in her mind even when haggling her craft

But, as she tried to drift back into her dreams once more, another issue made itself known.

relatable

Love how the two solve their respective problems when it really is non of their business.

Celestia, no doubt, is going to mutter something about the weekend being her days off, and why do you go bug Luna.

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Since when was that ever a trope? I know a few stories have that be a thing. But still.

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Exactly.

This fic would be like if Peter Parker said, "Fuck the Green Goblin, I'm going bowling with MJ!"

I wish we could see more heroes who aim for a healthy work-life balance rather than work themselves to the bone fighting for the townspeople who constantly give them shit.

Ha, nice! Everyone needs a good work-life balance, especially superheroes!

I'm going to bet trying to call Twilight for help isn't going to work for Celestia this time. Hopefully 'ol Sunbutt can fit dealing with this turn of events into her Saturday schedule :rainbowlaugh:

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Erebus: Greetings Celestia! I have come for my long-awaited-

Princess Celestia (napping): Luna's fault.

Erebus (confused): What?

Princess Celestia (somewhat agitated tone): It was Luna's fault. Go bug her!

Erebus (In a polite tone): Sorry for bothering you. (In a bombastic tone) PREPARE YOURSELF PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT! MY VENGEANCE SHALL BE SWIFT!

That was a good story.

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Honestly, that sounds like a fun sequel idea. Just progressively passing the buck along to more and more creatures.

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Funnily enough, I made a fic before this where Starswirl got called out for using Earth as a trashcan for evil magic

TThis One's for Earth.
The human Rainbow Dash and her friends enjoy a good old fashioned game of beat up a wizard.
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(Erebus enters the domain of Fausticorn)

Erebus: Beware, O Mighty Creator. I shall challenge you-

(Pauses and finds her domain empty, minus a note)

Note: Sorry, I'm off forming another planet. I will be back in six days.

Iโ€™m reminded of Master Shake redirecting an army of Turkeys of Christmas past/future or whatever they were. Carl was not as quick witted.

I love this PLS MAKE A P2

considering things i love this!

SunTwi thinking as one is bad news for Celestia...but great comedy for the rest of us. XD

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I wonder who Discord will blame?

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Guess I know what I'm reading next!

Lmao, a fun read. Thx author

when Sunset doesn't get any sleep it gets epic! Ideal would be 5 scares and something extra bad for the weekend! Instead of rainbow, there is SATAN Shimmer a demon Sunset who defeats the enemy and then goes to bed and sleeps! and on Monday asks where the crater comes from! and Celestia says she has no school!that's how I imagine the sequel ha ha

Fat plot, hehehe! Very nice.

The fact that Twilight instantly did the same as Sunset and just directed the cloud monster to Celestia's location got a good laugh out of me. :rainbowlaugh:

I can just imagine the continuation...

Erebus: Celestia! I have found your dwelling at last! Come out and face the storm!

*a window bursts open*

Luna: WHAT IS THIS NOISE!? WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

Erebus: SEND OUT CELESTIA!

Luna: *groans* My sister is visiting her niece in the Crystal Empire. You want her? Simply follow the train tracks north till you come to the big crystal city!
*slams window closed*

[later]
Erebus:CELESTIA! NOW IS THE HOUR OF YOUR-

Cadance: HUSH! THE BABY IS TRYING TO SLEEP!

Erebus: *quietly* Oh, my apologies. Could you send Celestia out so that I may destroy her? Now is the hour of her reckoning.

Cadance: Aunt Celestia? You just missed her. She read that a new cakery was opening up in Manehatten and took off without even bothering to say bye. You'll want to go East till you hit the coast, then follow it South till you see the huge city, can't miss it.

Erebus: Thank you, I shall remember your aid when bringing my wrath down up Celestia.

Cadance: No prob, go get her!

[and so on]

That got an actual lol. Love it.

Also fuck Erebus.

jsjsjsjsjsjs this fanfic is worth gold xD

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When you're both former students of Celestia, you tend to pick up some of her habits. Like bucking this to someone else.
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:rainbowlaugh:.

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Erebus is how I feel when I am put on hold.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: congratulations this is going into my favorites for sure this was amazing:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

If every ancient evil was this polite ๐Ÿ˜”

Twi and Sunny be learning the most important lesson, dump all your problems onto someone else's head :twilightsmile:

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