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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

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After his numerous failed plans to conquer planet earth, Zim has decided to take a new approach, as he has moved his HQ to Canterlot city, after his nemesis, the foolish Dib membrane, exposed his existence to the CIA. Well it was a trick made by Dib to try and scare Zim waya forever, but still. And as he arrives in Canterlot, he soon discovers the magic the rainbooms possess, and as an Irken Invader, he seeks to exploit it for the empire, and use it to conquer earth, and potentially, BEYOND!

Note: It may say violence and profanity, but the violence is well, cartoon violence, and the profanity is very miniscule, but hey, better safe than sorry.

Chapters (12)
Comments ( 53 )

Not three chapters in and I’m already invested, you got Zim’s personality to a T can’t wait for the next Chapter.

Loving what i've read so far and eager to see where you take this.

I wiggle my antenna in salute to you. But I don't think Sci-Twi would refer to herself by her nickname when introducing herself especially if Princess Twilight isn't visiting. Also you did forget to capitalize names a lot.

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Apologies, I shall make the edits, my friend. Thank you for the assistance. And a salute to you as well, comrade.

This is a pretty sweet concept and I fully agree that Invader Zim doesn't get enough love.

Also after seeing this another Invader Zim idea came to mind. Imagine that instead of ending up in the human world during episode 1 he ends up in the pony world Equestria. Zim lands in Ponyville and end up in Miss Cheerilee's class. The CMC see through his disguise and they decide to become "Cutie Mark Crusaders Alien Hunters" and the hole thing is just them trying to stop Zim in a very cartoonish fashion.

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Appreciate the support, and it makes sense, and in fact, guess what.

Thats exactly whats gonna happen in ze sequel. Or at least, sorta, but yeah.

As a fan of Invader Zim, I'm really enjoying your story a lot though it be nice if you could capitalize the characters names ex: Pinkie Pie instead if pinkie pie. Anyways, Keep up the awesome work.

Do any of the female characters in this story throw any punches?

Looks like things aren't going to go well for the girls after discovering Zim's secret and Zim learning that they have an unlimited energy source which is really their magic.

Anyways keep up the good work as I'm really enjoying this story a lot as you've got Zim's personality and behavior 100% spot on. :pinkiehappy:

I do wonder how Skoodge ended up in the basement of Zim's base?

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Fun fact, in an un-finished episode of the show, it was revealed that skoodge had been living in zims basement ever since his completed invasion of planet blorch. So I decided, you know what? Lets bring that back. So yep, skoodge has joined the battle.

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Oh cool, I never knew that and it would have been awesome if they had finished that episode.

"Ah cmon, rarity, you gotta give em credit, least it seems to be eco friendly, didn't see a single smoke cloud come out of that thing, and plus, no tail pipe, clearly some sort of new fancy eco bikes. As a farmer, I approve!" Fluttershy nodded in agreement.

Fluttershy a farmer?

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Wait, no, it was applejack saying that, dag nabbit, I wrote it wrong. Do not worry, I shall fix it.

Wait till Grrr or Zim falls into the portal to end up in Equestria

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Yoooo that’s so cool and funny 😆

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Instead of CMC how about Button Mash? CMC is fun idea but I think having a background character for Zim to rival with would be a nice choice.

But if someone does a CMC then I guess it explains why all their crazy cutie mark attempts were wild. All to stop a Alien 👽 :rainbowderp:

….I need to ask around but anyone know how that “ similar“ stories feature works? Because there is no way that romance stories are “similar” to a Invader Zim story :applejackconfused:

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:rainbowlaugh: indeed, FimFiction is weird with recommendations. I just wish it would actually recommend the right stories lol

When I think of Tak I get mixed up with that jungle gaming hero Tak not the Invader Zim character Tak.

Awesome chapter wish the next was here already. Btw why is Spider-Man stories in the Similar feed this time? :rainbowderp:

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Bruh, the suggestion system be high.

Also, thanks for criticism, and by the way, I've been reading alot of PWNY-verse stories, so expect a story similar to that to pop up.

Here's a hint, the dudes head is blue.

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Was it blue? I should watch Invader Zim again

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Lol, sorry, I was referring to something completely different.

Here's a better hint.

He has a pet fish named Minion.

Yeah, my crossovers are getting ambitious ain't they?

Looks like things are getting interesting with Tak showing up, keep up the good work.

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Why yes, in fact, he is key to the plan.
However, even mooses need snoozes. Yeah, Moose has literally been sleeping the entire time.

This chapter gets better and better. Can’t wait for more!

Did Invader Zim really have minor swearing in it, even if it was censored?

If Zim swears it should be more base on his world not ours but I don’t really see him using swear words unless it’s funny words not the actual swear words themselves.

Can’t wait to see what Zim will turn into in the Pony World… huh I wonder if they have their own Zim?

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Understandable comrade, and that is also a good question...

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It definitely is since both dimensions are only a mirror of each other right? So, there’s definitely a possibility that Equestria has their own Zim which he might be likely base in a city either Manhattan or Canterlot? 🤔

Huh, I wonder what he would look like in his original form in Equestria too… now that’s cool idea to explore.

Ah yes, the Moose Goose. Can’t wait to see who catches it first. I have a feeling this story will be long isn’t it?

:rainbowderp: my phone said you added a new chapter

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:rainbowlaugh: I guess Zim didn't want his plans to be known by little ponies

Even though I question dib Sanity (because let’s face it he aways dream of whither dissecting or Vivisecting zim)I will root for zim because his determination can rival sunset after all determined is grey doesn’t matter if u use it for good or bad it still a pain to deal with I wonder what enter the forpus going to look like.

I feel so bad for Skooge, I loved the interactions Gir had with Fluttershy and Sonata.

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