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Majin Syeekoh
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Majin Syeekoh
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You crazy...
You actually did it
Me too. Why can’t she have 10?
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She was born with nine. That’s the tragedy.
seven vagánias
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but then two just dangle wildly, alone together in the humid musk
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One for each hand!
I swear, if this “nine penises” thing becomes a drinking game—
If you want to “slot it in there”… well played author
Because nobody else has yet:
Goddammit
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The juxtaposition of this lined up with an updated story on the front page is amazing.
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Oh my god that’s hilarious.
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What do you mean by that? Was this the result of a dare or something?
Why isn't there a fetish tag?
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Not exactly... Saw it on the discord chat and thought it was a joke
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Let's be honest here, this probably isn't even the weirdest thing he's written.
9/10 penises disapprove. I guess I know the 10th. Good job!
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I never joke about weird shit.
This story was as advertised.
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Queen Chrysalis is indeed dissatisfied with her nine penises.
What in the 9 hells
did I just read?
great, now I have to find nine places in canon to stick it
also you're like the one author next to Tramp that I immediately know who the writer is just based on the title
Still more sane than your average american politician
What the shit. I need to wash my nine eyes with nine kinds of soap.
When you need a good hook to draw readers in, sure can't beat this!
You will do no such thing to my people!
Btw, you used the phrase "nine penises" 31 times in this story. I'm not sure if I should be impressed or if ask if you're okay. Enjoyed the story otherwise lol have my like.
Why do we let you do these things?