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When Adagio turns into an eel and vanishes into the ocean, it's up to Rarity to find out what happened.


Loosely inspired by PaulAsaran's reaction to the cover image.

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“That is the dumbest story I have ever heard,” Aria said.

This quote is so on point it hurts.

Upvote, faved, liked, and newborn firstborn sacrificed in hope to get it to the box.

~Skeeter The Lurker

So... did they just leave Sunset in the cave or what?

In any case, lovely bit of eldritch absurdity. Really, the sirens fit right into a number of Lovecraftian themes. Horrific medleys of man and aquatic monstrosity, immortals who amuse themselves with humans when they deign to even notice them, and so forth.

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I'd be a little distressed if this made the box when my last story didn't, but I appreciate the sentiment :twilightsheepish:

Thanks for reading and upvoting :twilightsmile:

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When an eel grabs your thighs
In a grip like a vise
That’s a moray!
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I have no choice but to put this on my next open schedule spot for reviewing. I can't tell you how curious I am.

This is stupid. I love it.

This is eely good! :twilightsmile:

Also the most plausible way Flash would stand a chance with Adagio.

There's a city in the UK called Ely, most known for its cathedral. I wonder what an eely cathedral would be like?

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

Oh my gosh I hate you so much right now.

Also I came to share this:

cdn-img.fimfiction.net/generic/utli-1568747206-screenshot-20190917-145904-full

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cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507771626121723904/622250115201237002/Just_as_Planned.png

I can vouch for your lack of culpability. In this matter, anyway. I'm sure there's something out there you can be blamed for.

But this is totally the fault of Summer for getting me to draw Adagieel and Paul for making me think of a story for it. The pun was mine, tho.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

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The pun was mine, tho.

And it's beautiful

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Geez, man. You're not even trying, and already you're stealing my thunder. :rainbowwild:

“… And he wasn’t in much of a state to resist after I stuffed his scrotum with needles, so I hauled all the eels out into the ocean and they made a raft to carry me back to shore,” Rarity explained.

What I got from that is that Flash Sentry has a bunch of Scrotal Piercings.

An eel-egant piece of lunacy! Eel pie and stout all around.
(Poor Flash: fimfiction is always kicking him right in the nuts, metaphorically or literally).

shall be endowed with the sacred powers and duties of the Waifu Eeler.

Now, that's a pun deserving of banishment beyond the Dark Rim of the Universe.

Thanks for commenting, everyone! :pinkiehappy:

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Now, that's a pun deserving of banishment beyond the Dark Rim of the Universe.

Thank you for noticing :pinkiehappy:

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… I mean, I can only assume they'd go better with the look he was going for than not having them would...?

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oooo, uh...

The picture I found on google looks like this:
elycathedral.org/assets/pages/00000065/Ely_Cathedral_interior_10.jpg

And I think there's a fair bit of room for eely décor--columns or arches could be made eely with ease, and that big circular-ish star thingy in the ceiling could totes be a looming eel head or the like.

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It is very stupid. It loves you back.

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Here's hoping it lives up to expectations :twilightsheepish: I'm half a mind to throw more stories at you just in case it isn't.

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I think we would all like to have an Adagieel grab our thighs.

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So... did they just leave Sunset in the cave or what?

Someone has to nurse Flash back to health :rainbowwild:

If I ever hear the word 'eel' again after reading this, then it will be too soon.

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Hmm. Should it be Adagieel or Eeldagio? :duck: Personally, I favor the latter.

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I wrote Adagieel in the story, so I'm afraid I'm committed at this point.

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Eel go with that! :moustache:

This made me happy. As happy as this guy: Cuddle eel

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That is the best thing to do while underwater :pinkiehappy:

Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed :twilightsmile:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

fuckin' hell

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I, well

it was nice having the 100% H rate while it lasted, I guess

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

This is one of the best stupid things I have read in a long time. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. You’re definitely getting my upvote, and I wish I had a better excuse for taking so long to read this.

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It's been so long since I wrote this that I legitimately forgot what the ending line was, and now I'm groaning at my own joke because of you.

thx 4 read, glad you liked <3

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