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I lote this so so much (love/hate) It is the PERFECT blend of weirdly sound logic, a funny situation, and just randomness
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Thanks! It's not as funny as it could be, but I thought the scenario was pretty silly. It came up in a discussion on a discord server where we were discussing how Celestia would handle weird ascension situations. The original idea was Cadance, for obvious reasons, but Twilight seemed like she could work for very different reasons.
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Makes me wonder if Luna being Princess of the Moon means anything... hebe
Oh, god. I so needed this laugh. Just... so funny and knowing Twilight's personality back then? It's actually more than a little plausible for it o happen. :D
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Thanks! Yeah, the OG Twilight was pretty great, and just socially awkward enough where this might could have worked.
oh
"Of course. Just like Cadence is the Princess of 'Love'."
This killed me.
Great stuff. She also will have a mega large booty while giving blowjobs now.
Edit: Eventually. I hope at least.
Ha.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking or eating anything when I read that line, I would've spit it all over my computer.
This is fucking fantastic
Thanks M.A. Larson
Damn, Twilight was the Head-Mare even before she started a school
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Ha! Solid.
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For Celestia, it's Tragedy.
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yes.
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I wanted a better delivery, but it seems to work!
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Maybe next story!
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ha!
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Thanks! That's what I was shooting for.
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I disagree, but the site seems to agree with you. Thanks nonetheless!
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My secret identity has been compromised. Execute plan epsilon.
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lol
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Thanks! I'd hoped so!
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Eh, she got over it. With a little help from Friendship Magic(TM)!
All,
I am shocked this made it to the feature box, let alone to the top. Y'all are weird. Thanks for the comments, though! I might try to do more comedy instead of my usual edgelord stuff if people like this. lol
And then she starts the school of 'friendship'.
If twilight and harmony are to be believed I’ve been doing friendship wrong for years
this is one of the best actual comedies ive seen. Most good stories with the comedy tag focus on something else like drama and adventure with comedy being a side attraction. This was hilarious the whole way through tho. Could barely breathe 10/10 would read again! :)
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The school of friendship comes later. After Tirek and Starlight Glimmer come. You know.
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I mean, the best time to start doing it right is in this very moment!
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Thank you! I did not think it was that funny. I just think It needs about 20% more humor. But I guess it was funny enough! TBH, I think the premise carries it more than the content. Thanks again though!
Impeccable grammar and timing lead to some of the best sexual jokes I've had the pleasure of reading. Everything is so logically explained and yet it is STILL hilarious and not out of left-field. This had me giggling, and some of the last parts nearly had me in tears.
Bravo!
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I spend weeks agonizing over writing a 70k+ word clopfic nightmare that I can't ask you to finish reading because it's so terrible, and then I poop this out in a couple of hours and glance over it once or twice. Apparently the lesson is: Don't ever love your art. lol.
But seriously, thanks for the comment!
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no
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You're welcome.
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Yeah. XD
....this deserves an audio reading
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I'm not sure it would be funny as an audio clip, but who knows! You're welcome to try.
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Overthinking can be a real problem; just get in a good flow state and have at it. Most people don't want to read more than ~8K in one sitting anyway.
And for real, this read almost like a CalebCity sketch but lewd; good work!
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"So, Twilight is secretly the Princess of Oral Sex, Cadance is secretly the Princess of Orgies, it turns out that you, Sister, are the Princess of Anal, which means...."
" Truly, Sister, we thought most sincerely that thou already knew thy true title was Princess of the Son, what with the... Incident. "
"I suppose that makes sense. But then... Oh sweet me, I'm going to be sick."
" Sister? "
"What about Flurry Heart?!?"
" Sister! Please, some decorum! "
"But if all of us are secretly sex princesses and didn't even all know it, then-"
"SISster, do you want to never unthink what you're about to think?"
" ...No? "
"Then don't think it. Embrace the comfort of not thinking too hard...."
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NO NO NO
YESNOI just love the idea of Twi approaching the others with the princess’s “orders”.
Finally read it and OhMyGod!
This is so amazing!
I'm laughing and I'm wondering about Cadance's origin now.
This is terrible, and also genius.
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Oh no! The expanded universe is getting interesting. What have you done?
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TBH, I could see her showing up with a list of names. "Well, your name is on the list. Princess's orders." Their reactions could be pretty funny, but I'm not sure how to frame it.
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If I remember correctly, this is all actually your fault.
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It's definitely terrible! lol
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"Pinkie Pie?"
"Yes?"
"Princess' orders!"
*ten minutes later*
"Wowie zowie and ponies think I'm affectionate!"
I actually thought she'd be the princess of porn
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You should see the story I'm not posting! lol. I apparently have a thing for degenerating Twilight.
Twilight the Throat Goat.
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it might be my fault. I come up with a lot of things.
Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship (With Benefits)
In retrospect, that cover image goes far, far too well with the story.
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Did you click the link to the source? It's animated!
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Twilight is many things!
LMAO this story be pushing 🅿️
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I did not, that's even better.
Nice
Also you have "reward reward" near the beginning.
*cackles*. Well, if you've got a special talent....
I see why this one has been hovering at the top of the Featured box for such a long while now. Oh sweet Celestia have mercy on my aching sides!
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I don't know what that means,but thanks!
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Oof. Been at the top spot for 2 days now, and 3k views. You're the first person to mention that. I wonder how many people noticed? Thanks! I fixed it!
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Flaunt it if you got it, as they say.
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I still don't see why. Lol. And Celestia's the one who needs mercy now, just not for her sides. Thanks!
Wait... If this is why Twilight is the 'Princess of Friendship', then what the FUCK did Cadence do?