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Miller Minus

Cherish the thought.


Fluttershy has sometimes wondered if she’s not as straight as she thinks she is, but between battling evil, saving the world, and caring for lost animals at her sanctuary, she’s never had the time to sit down and figure herself out. But she’s only getting older, and if she ever wants to find somepony to spend the rest of her life with, she’s going to have to find out who she’s actually attracted to first. 

It’s time to undress the citizens of Ponyville with her eyes.

Cover Art by FranShushu
With extreme gratitude to Semillon.

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It’s time to undress the citizens of Ponyville with her eyes.

Good luck pulling that off when they don't usually wear clothes. :derpytongue2:


This is so good! Good job ^-^

I’d love to see a sequel!

This right here? This is gorgeous. Thank you.

That emoji box is evil. As always I had to Google search.

I will never learn to check how things look on mobile before posting.



“I know just what you need,” she said simply. “Allies on the inside. Ponies with experience, ponies who have gone through this sort of thing and made it out the other side, ponies you can ask questions I can’t answer. I’m going to get you in touch with some mares I know. Friends of mine from the fashion world. Oh! And you should pay a visit to Scootaloo’s aunties, too. And, and, and—!”

Rarity paused to unwrap her towel and tie her mane in a knot behind her head.

“If you would have me,” she announced, “I would like to volunteer as your romantic liaison.”

Fluttershy blinked. “I’ve never heard of a… romantic liaison.”

“Of course you haven’t. I just made it up.”

“Okay… what does a romantic liaison do?”

so blown away by how incredibly Rarity this exchange is

I'm not using mobile. Did you mean you forgot to check non-mobile?

I'm not sure what's going on. The empty box on my desktop turned into like a ballot box emoji on my phone. As if I need another reminder that Canada has an election coming up.

Either way I got rid of it. The evil is slain. Huzzah.

Good to see you, btw. Hope you're well.


I mean, what can I say, I loved it. Loved the prose, the dialogue, the Miller Minus-ness of everything that only a bird like you can bring. Welcome back!


That was really good. Thanks for writing it!

Also, "straight as a thread" sounds like a way to say "gay".


Good to see you, btw. Hope you're well.

That's kind of you. :pinkiesmile:

I assume it may have been a nicety, but for the curious, I'm struggling. ME/CFS has upended my life as it keeps me essentially paralyzed in bed about half the day. I'm still teaching, but just barely. I'm not sure how much longer I can do it. I'm still forcing myself to write somehow.

If I can finish a piece tomorrow I'll enter it into Shakes' latest contest. It has a prurient hook to it but it's secretly a deep drama with a twist that is probably not what Shakes had intended. I might make it into the GlimTrixBurst ship contest which I think ends later this week (so I can exorcise the "having to educate the faculty where I work about the transphobic graffiti outside our department" thing), and I have another "this is not what the contest was trying to produce" drama planned for Pia's Sparity contest later this month. But I have to do everything in tiny increments now so it remains to be seen if I can pull any of that off.

Reading still isn't in the cards for me, but I continue to bookmark stories for which I wish I could push a button and autocram them into my brain. This is one of them.

This was awesome. Thank you. Fingers crossed for a sequel!

"Straight as a pin" sounds more Rarity-appropriate.

Cute little fanfic. One small quibble - why is Fluttershy eating vegan cream cheese? Cows are sapient and are no doubt voluntarily exchanging their surplus milk for something (Bits? Food and housing?)

I know she's trying to make her carnivores go vegan in one of the later episodes, but that's both stupid on its own merits and contradicts one of the very first episodes, in which she's feeding them fish. (Just another indicator that the late seasons show runners didn't give a fuck)

Nice, Luna making Fluttershy fantasize just by being upset at Celestia. :trollestia: That's the good stuff.

Luna has Tall, Dark and Mysterious going for her, but at the same exact time…

She’s a sister who has a sibling that irritates her yet she can’t say no to, which Fluttershy can immediately relate to.

She starts by taking them to her shed with her eyes and... well... it gets messy after that.

Looking forward to more!

Sequel plz? I wanna see Flutterbutter and Woona dating!

Gossssshh this was so cute! I love the way you explain the background information.

She’d gone out for ice cream.

Very effective line!

This just made me want to hug Fluttershy. Precious little L-word. I agree with what everyone else has been saying, a sequel would be lovely, if you could make it work!

Lovely stuff, with a great balance of learned strength and vulnerability in Fluttershy, a brilliantly puckish Celestia, and some of the best Rarity I’ve seen. Thank you for it.

This is adorable <3
Also, I don't want to imagine what kind of threats the person dating Celestia's sister would get...

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