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Agent Bookfort


Twilight Sparkle has every intention of crawling in to her freshly cleaned bed sheets.

So why is it so hard to get there?

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I figured I'd give a little experimentation of something more amusing and humourous, just to see if I could do it.

It was also a little exercise in not relying as heavily on dialogue as I feel that I have been recently.

All critique and opinions are appreciated. :twilightsmile:

All my lulz are belong to you!

Very decent short, and I can totally relate to Twi. Well, at least as much as a bipedal can relate to an equine.

I dare say your experiment went pretty well :moustache:

oh my that was a fun read ! good work

I shall allow Rainbow Dash to express my feelings on this fic for me. Take it away, Dashie


Five laughing Dashies out of five! It's wonderful to see a stream of consciousness fic like this that keeps Twilight in character and makes it all funny.

Every. Single. Time.
Heh... I was amused.

5 Pinkie + 2 for the lulz.


hahaha that ending
"Celesti-O's" got a good chuckle from me too

The ending sentence... :rainbowlaugh:
Poor Twi. I like this story's length--not so long that the words drag on, but not so short that it feels rushed. And the Celesti-Os? Awesome. xD

Congratulations on getting featured; you deserved it. :D ^_^

Vegeta: I HAVE TO PEE!!!

Spike approves of this story.:moustache:

Ugh, that very last sentence....so true. :rainbowlaugh:
I mean you gotta make sure your flush out before bed or otherwise we be struggling to hold it in our sleep. :rainbowderp:

For some reason I want to know so much more about the cereal.

Does it have marshmallow princesses? Is there a sub-variant in chocolate for Luna? Did the manufacturers have to get permission to use the royal image? Are there cute little quizzes on the back that contain random whimsical facts about Celestia that even Twilight doesn't know?

And above all else, is the fact that Twilight habitually consumes her mentor for breakfast SYMBOLIC in any way either terrifying or adorable?!

Ah well, a simple but cute short, nonetheless. Kind of wish you'd thrown in more about where poor Spike was though - it seems uncharacteristic to allow him off without supervision.

I feel like somewhere along the way, absurdist oneshots about Twilight Sparkle's domestic life became their own genre.

1062303 Maybe a story should be made about that :rainbowlaugh: I would read it.

Damn...what a very, very well crafted story, seriously you done perfect and I for one am very impressed.....ahh....bed, poor Twilight, nothing seems to ever work in her favor does it :rainbowlaugh: What happened to Peewee? Poor guy, and I'm hoping to read another story for you soon, your a very great author, onto the next one!

Twilight reads "Love is in the Air" before bed, and then Twilight was pee! :facehoof:

Does Celestia herself ever eat it? Does it make other ponies feel weird when she does?
I am entirely okay with this.

I've neglected sleep before. Not for such things as trivial as cleanliness and hygiene, but seeing how many more gold matches I can get into ME3. Those premium spectre packs are not cheap.

Ohh, I think I added the like number 100!!! At least that's the number I got after thumbing up. :derpytongue2:
Oh and 100/0 rate :yay:

Oh, and I also was like: Wait what? Why did they bought this piece of crap by Flim & Flam? Seriously are they the only ones to sell owl food?
And Celestia-shaped cereals? Neato! Though they are probably just O's in the colors of her mane or something.

Goodness, do I know this feeling. Great fic. Very entertaining, light-hearted reading! :twilightsmile:


where did you get that picture of twilight sleeping like that. The story wasn't half bad either

1063020 thats from episode 1 when twilight is in bed and everyone else is on the welcome to ponyville party for twilight, i think xD

1063030 I found it thank-you

You are a very talented writer. I felt as if I was there the entire time. Keep up the good work. Wait whats that? My own bed is calling. That can't be its only 4 p.m. Tell it to leave a message and I will get back to it tonight. :scootangel:

Brilliant, 'nuf said

Fantastic story there chap.

I really enjoyed the story. Everything felt right, pacing and character thought process.

Hilarious short story, and all OCD maniacs like me, can relate to her frustration. :twilightangry2:

Ahhh that moment of perfection, ruined by our bladder :twilightoops:

And the sweet moment, were everything is were it has to be.... zzzzz :twilightsmile:


Clearly it has tiny yellow marshmellow Tiaras.

Harmoni-Os Has 6 colored marshmellows with flavours like Vanilla baloons, Lavander stars, Daffodil butterglies, Apple flavoured Apples, Rainbow clouds, and of course pure marshmellow (white) diamonds

Lun-Atycs are half chocolate/half vanilla spheres that represent the different phases of the moon. They come with a cardboard silver tiara and slippers to play Luna dreesup!

Smashing job, ol` chap.

That happens to me all the time:raritycry:

Bah, I can understand her feeling a bit too good at the moment. Bed, where are you? :raritydespair:

IT SHALL BE DONE! I'll place that right between my Discord-dies-and-respawns-as-pony and the Twilight-goes-sailing-to-visit-Zecoras-native-land story I'm writing atm. The name shall be..: The mysterious vanishing of the Celesti-O's! :pinkiecrazy:

But for now, good night all! Apuh!

I have experienced this exact thing on so many occasions. You have earned my moustaches. :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

I do believe they did.

Bridle Gossip, actually. :twilightsmile:

And thank you to everyone for the wonderful support and comments. :twilightsmile:


*whistles* yep, they sure aren't, and dont seem to be worth it in the end IMO, btw my GT is rouge narwhal, not very good at ME3, but I do what I can, so send me a friend request... if you have xbox... and youre not a squeaker:trollestia: ...

The Tanith First and Only? WH40K reference much?

No, actually. I haven't had much to do with 40k. :twilightsmile:

It reminded me of that old Donald Duck cartoon with leaky tap.


Twilight probably writes letters to the manufacturers trying to get them to correct factual errors about Celestia.

Nice little short story.

Haha! That was funny!

I have to pee.

Priceless! Haha!


1063518 I can promise the former, and only half of the latter. I'll invite you to a game. As in now.

First off, your username/pic..... so much yesness there :twilightsmile:

Second, this story? Twilight's so much fun to troll :scootangel:

1063326 Works for me, let me know if you need any help with it, I'm not able to watch people on this computer for some reason so if you do ever write it, be sure to inform me if you please would love to read it....now all we need is Pinkie Pie being the main to add to the laughs...maybe even either the CMC or Rainbow Dash...they both work though.

This story reminds me of one of those really long and extensive jokes. Those kind that you're just listening till the end and the punch line just hits you like a ton of rocks. Completely and utterly awesome.

I would laugh at Twilight's misfortune in the final sentence...but same thing has happened to me far too many times. :twilightoops:

A well wrought tale, sir! :derpytongue2:

What is this I don't even-



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