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kudzuhaiku
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
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I may not be enjoying the actual actions all that much. But I am enjoying seeing these two let their guard down and simply love each other for a bit. Their hectic lives don't allow this as much as they deserve.
Huh, i forgot about the Vanilla thing.
... was Luna Lavender? I forget. Damnit that is buried in Swans, it will take a lot to find that.
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Anal scent glands. All vanilla. Castoreum.
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See, i did forget.
Very fun reading about them as a couple happy to tease each other and play the games every married couple has to keep things interesting.
Now if they can avoid injuring themselves... sex in the shower is fun but Oy! It's easy to injure yourself.
Horse Hickeys.
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Well they have quite a stabler base with four hooves and a relatively low center of gravity ^^
On the other hand hooves are not really suited to keep traction on porcelain...
Hmm that makes me think... how would the basin of a shower be made for an intelligent equine? I guess they would refrain from porcelain and go for some kind of texturized stone or maybe son kind or rubberized surface...
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My guess would be natural stone. Either treated to be non slick or magically enhance. Naturally grainy in non unicornic areas.
Course they could just have duck shaped shower stickies like we do.
>Dock worship
Muh fetish.
Seriously though, this is outstanding; the anatomically-correct rump play exquisite; and the writing top-notch, minus a couple teeny-tiny errors! The way you reference some bits in relation to the dock is of particular note. Really adds a little extra spice. I also love that the humor is woven into the narrative in a way that not only adds a chuckle or two, but also doesn't get in the way of the clop. No one likes a joke gone flat making your Johnson go slack.
It isn't just the clop I enjoy. Oh no. The writing, as I stated above, is top-notch. This includes the interactions between Celestia and her lover. Feels real. But also hot. Very, very hot.
Only a couple thousand words and I am already hooked, eager for more. Oh man, I cannot wait for the rest!
Yes, just yes.
Equine erotica beats clop any time.
EDIT: Congrats on getting featured.
Aww yeah hawt married coitus!
Pssh. Celestia's not a vestal virgin, and this is the equivalent of swearing in French. It's dirty, but you're wiping your ass with silk.
Zero apologies,Kuzduhaiku did nothing wrong.
My question is: does this take place before or after the fall of the Breadnaught?
Not having read this yet, but... they go at it by having Gosling clamber atop Celestia, and then Celestia starts springing around like a madpony? That's the only way I can imagine "fronking" working.
Oh baby, that's hot.
The sun, praise it.
Careful with tongue Gos, mare muckhole muscle monks might take a tongue for sacrifice in that temple.
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This is a valid concern.
Well now. That was erotic.
Good thing they were in the shower. I'd hate to be the maid that had to clean their room after that!
My goodness... *fans self*
Only you would write about a man tonguing an anus for 2.5k words.
Also:
That foreplay was neither good nor clean.
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Citation needed.
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What do you need a citation for?
Bad touch! Bad touch!
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Your opinions come across as baseless and in all honestly, rather mean spirited.
The fact that you have those near instant upvotes on your comments suggests alt accounts, or a group effort.
The fact that you used the word ‘man’ when this is clearly a story about ponies sets off alarm bells. The way you said it seems more like an attack than anything playful or constructive.
Edit: furthermore, your comment strays into the ‘attack the author’ area and making implications about me as a person, implications which are not appreciated. Please don’t. Thank you.
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Nah, I was being pretty playful. I used the word 'man' because I'm a human and that's the word I am used to writing out when I post stuff. I don't have any qualms with you, never have.
Just saying, making all those assumptions about my intentions is also rather mean-spirited.
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Neither good or clean? So what....bad and dirty?
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Mostly just meant dirty, which it definitely is. I also don't get how my comment was really attacking him? I made it as a joke because he's good at writing about anus play, and he took it hard lol.
My goodness...
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after a comment like that next time please.
Emojis are good, wouldn't hurt to put this one
Hard to convey a feeling in text.
I started crying at the end of this chapter and I have no idea why. I think I found this to be a thing of beauty, and something else agreed.
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Noice.
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Ayy, aight.
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I was looking for a good song to listen to while reading this story. Thanks!
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Or maybe his comment has upvotes because there's merit to his logic? It was just a joke, stop getting so defensive over a trivial comment.
And here we have Kudzu, actually trying to write smut.
And it is somehow still hillariously adorbs and silly O.o
This story is going to be safely added to my list or weird things I didn't expect to wake up and want.
Also I'm imagining weaponized orgasm and i don't know if I should laugh or cringe.
I'm in love with the whole premise of romantic mischief, and I'm pretty sure the blame lies in part with you.
Was there some sort of sexual liberation in the last thousand years? Otherwise I have a hard time imagining how roaming muzzles wouldn't eventually go to such places.
I don't see what you were so worried about. Even without reading the prior story, this still stands on its own.
Gosling the ruffian. Gosling the dirty, dirty pony. And finally, Gosling the pleaser.
The many faces of Gosling
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Not to such places on Celestia though. Gosling is the first
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Hygeine standards have greatly improved.
Magical prostate massage... Clever girl.
Hot damn that literature. The shower scene isn't too bad either
I know this is technically not a comedy, but there is still an over-abundance of humour here. Well, I'm laughing my damn ass off, and enjoying every minute of this story.
This was fun. I sure hope Luna gets a moment of horseness.
Lovely little bit of history there at the end. Pinkie Pie has the most interesting relatives and ancestors doesn't she?
Celestia! That was on purpose!
Brilliant story, well done. Thanks for the fun read Kudzu
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