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kudzuhaiku
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
kudzuhaiku
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I... I must read...
YOU ACTUALLY WROTE IT. YAY
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No don't there is still time to run away.
Words like "spoogesplosion" await you!
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I am ashamed.
And slightly aroused!
4433484 I must resist!
Alas, your history in story writing has me intrigued.
Why kudz do you do this.
Must resist. To. Read. 
. I have to 
Well, that was indisputably a thing. I'm imagining some kind of ponysexual dragon support group, with Spike and Cindersoot as founding members.
Also, I will note that in most fantasy work, every part of a dragon is highly magical. Every part. Also, dragons can crossbreed with just about everything.
In any case, I'm not sure if this story is supposed to be marked "Incomplete," but it is, so I will gladly favorite it. Looking forward to more, and if none is coming, then thank you for what I can only call ponified Skitty-on-Wailord action.
4433486 I am pleased
And slightly aroused
I am also laughing, so there is that
4433484 ._. I dunno why but this was awesome just... WRITE GODDAMN MORE THAT WAS AWESOME FOR SOME REASON BUT I WASNT AROUSED CAUSE IT TAKES A LOT TO AROUSE ME AND JUST WRITE FUCKING MORRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
4433570 OHHHHH FUCK YA FUCKKKK YAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Aw hell no, this story ain't done mang...
They have to go home...
You see that
tag?
I am so hard right now it isn't even funny...it's hilarious!
I hope the next chapter goes from 'getting down to brass tacks' to 'going down on Brass Tacks.' That tongue of hers must be amazing.
4433486 pretty much.
4433639 im not even hard it takes quite a bit to make me hard lol.
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The dragon's tongue would tear him apart I think. It would be like mastubating with sandpaper. Furiously.
4433664 So a usual Thursday night, then?
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Why wait till Thursday.
Sunday, in church.
With the blue haired grannies choir watching and clapping in approval.
4433649 THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL HARD-ON </Frieza>
4433700 Uh...taking it a little too far, methinks.
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**Covers self with a rubber chicken and exits the room**
Fine. My bad.
Oh good this does have the comedy tag. I was quite laughing my ass off to the point it was difficult to continue reading.
Also, I totally called it, this story is hilariously awful and awfully hilarious.
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Also "squeejaculated" and "dick vomit".
4433778 Is that Boneless? Fitting, as it's not a bone you're hiding.
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That was "Boned" actually.
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Please, PLEASE tell me that there will be second part with Brass Tacks going to Celestia about his kid and wife!
not sickened, really... it's just a place-holder, until I think of a new word
I came, I saw, I spoogesplosioned & squeejaculated all over the place!!!!
I must admit curiosity. Where on earth do you go after this?
*9 months later*
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*6 years later, at the first annual family photo*
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I go here.
I hate it when The Muse pays a visit.
Aaaaand there it is.... My acid trip for the morning!
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Beware of The Fear.
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That.... flew so far over my head that the Hubble Telescope couldn't see it. So I must now ask you to commit the most Cardinal of Sins.
Explain.
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I get the damn fear all the time.
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Ah! I need to rectify my missing experience and actually watch that movie. To be honest, though, I've never tried acid. Mostly because after watching and reading stuff like your writing, an acid trip would be a let down.
Fucking epic!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!
Gaaaah! Welp, now i got nightmare fuel for the next few nights.
What is this....
I donĀ“t even...
...
*faves*
i was really hoping you would do this and boy howdy you did nit disappoint.
bravo and looking forward to more of this ridiculous and awesome piece.
*snrk* dick vomit,fucking priceless.
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I wasn't aware it came from anything.
4437474 Tommy Oliver (aka BronyCurious), got this username because he said the reson for watching MLP is because he was 'Brony Curious'
Thats where I that from
I wish she was more pony size but oh well beggars can't be choosers.
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Why pony size, if you don't mind me asking?
I am curious, might help me write better stuff later one involving similar subjects.
4440223 Well I am a guy who likes to feel both sides. Ugh if you don't get it well I like my holes small and tight.
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Cindersoot nearly tore his dick off due to suction and grip.
She was tight enough.
4440238 A five foot vag is not tight no matter how you write it.