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Just a 13 year old girl obsessed with ponies. Feel free to eat marshmallows while you're here.


Pinkie tries to convince Twilight to eat some of her parchment. Apparently, paper tastes really good. Twilight's not so sure what to think.

Edited by Harmony Pie

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I have eaten paper

Me too. Not to bad, actually :rainbowderp:

"This tastes like sh—"

Sh-redded cheese on a nice hay sandwich with a side of ice-cream drizzled with salted caramel, strawberry syrup, sweetened milk chocolate, and vanilla cake batter with red, green, and burnt sienna sprinkles mixed in along with a dish of ambrosia made by deities greater than Celestia and Luna themselves coated with the blood of your youngest family member?


coated with the blood of your youngest family member?

Ah! That's me!:pinkiecrazy: (by 13 minutes)

Oh. I was just gonna say Shrek. Cause Shrek don't taste guud, not tat allll

7236010 That's not what the man-kid from "Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life" thinks. :pinkiecrazy:

7236004 ...Someone coated ambrosia with your blood?! :pinkiegasp:

Oh :pinkiecrazy::rainbowderp:



Thank you, Leah. I killed you. Goodbye.


No, no, I'm the younger one:scootangel:

That was funny! Some how, I just knew Dash was in on it all long. Nice work! And thanks for the much needed laugh today!

Oh, thank you! And yep, that dashie :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Harmony Pie deleted May 22nd, 2016

The dislike...it burns! :raritydespair:

That comment dislike...it burns! :raritycry::rainbowlaugh:

I don't know what to way but... :rainbowlaugh: !


That was me on the comment:moustache:

That was really funny! made me laugh! Great story by the way! :pinkiehappy:

1,000,000/10. Fucking amazing!

If anyone adds this to favorited, I'd appreciate a thumbs-up too, please! :pinkiehappy:

Obvious ViolentlyIrrelevant bait is obvious.

Decent piece of comedy, a good definition of "random".

I don't know what you're talking about :P

Parchment isn't paper. It's scraped animal skin.

There's your random bit of trivia for the day.

7239940 I've been cooking pizza on animal carcasses?

*munches slowly*

what paper tastes Delicious

That stuff isn't really parchment, it's just marketed that way. Considering the tasty, tasty animal carcasses that are probably on your pizza I'm sure it could be worse, though. :derpytongue2:

Great story! I loved the way you've written it. And I like the subject you picked for the story, it was pretty funny!

Have a like! :twilightsmile:

7236221 TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN. (jk lol)

"This tastes like sh—"

Sheepskin, of course.


He he, for I cannot. I am only a child. :pinkiecrazy:

I am dead now. The dislikes burnt me to death XD

Pinkie... If Twilight didn't eat the paper voluntarily, the prank didn't work.

Trivia time!
Paper wasn't always an inexpensive commodity machine-made from wood pulp.
Parchment was made from animal skin, and candles were made from bee's wax or animal fat. A scholarly life was an expensive one. Paper, even the cheaper type made from papyrus, would be more costly than most foods.

This tastes like sh—"

Interruption censoring is my favorite.

This was a good read. I enjoyed it. I need to come up with another random Pinkie fic. Great job. :raritywink:

She's not wrong. Paper is very tasty, I personally like it at least. :pinkiehappy:

"This tastes like sh—"

:applecry:: "Buy some apples!"

I read this before I joined the site and just now found it again. I'm very glad I did.


A few birds fluttered by, landing on a branch outside. One was orange with a brown head, and the other white with a bright, purple streak.

I know these are supposed to be two ponies, but I can't figure out who:applejackconfused:

7421692 who were the birds?


I remember when I was younger I had a bad habit of eating paper. Luckily I grew out of it.

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