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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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We need more Stallion on Human girl stuff on here...I cant be the only one thinking that right? :applecry:

I'll go sit in the corner.

"Well, whatever the case, I shall remain loyal and I’ll be with Cadence until I--
"Handjobs are much better than hoofjobs."
"I’m leaving you!" he shouted at Cadence at the foot of the bed.

Lol, lol, nice man, nice xD hahahaa.

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I agree. But the stallion may need to cast some protective magic on the human lady. Otherwise, that poor girl may be in a lot of pain.

That or stallion doesn't have an insanely massive penis.

eesh cadance you cant be loving his butt and not let him love your butt, thats unfair

6677932 Well technically they are smaller than humans/normal horses sooo..it might just be right...also Cartoon universe/physics could make it work.:pinkiehappy:

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We are the masters of handjobs. XD


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I needed some kind of conflict... stupid as it was.


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That too.

But yeah, I wish we there was some more female human x stallion stories. And even more female human x mare.

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still a legit conflict, it be like if your girl put her finger in your butt, but she didnt want you to do that to her, super unfair!

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But yeah, I wish we there was some more female human x stallion stories. And even more female human x mare.

I know, I think its kind of unfair to all the female fans here. Plus itl be something new and fresh. :pinkiehappy: Especially if one put critical thinking into it for how it might work.

Stallion: Wait..so human mares are always in heat..and they always have their teats!? *Buys ticket to Earth*

6677960 Dang skippy! :rainbowlaugh:

i have no idea what the hell I just read but it was funny.

God damn that was beautiful

Eh, kind of wanted Shining to go through the portal for kicks.

I don't even.... What did I just read...

Why did I read this? I knew what was in store for me here, yet I ventured down this path anyway. What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I do this to myself? All I can say is, completely and whole heartedly, WTF.

In all seriousness though, I will say this is...weird, but kind of funny. Could be better, could be a hell of a lot worse. Even made me laugh a little, and I will admit the image of Cadence smiling in her sleep while with Shining Armor is absolutely adorable...as long as you censor the living hell out of everything in that scene.

HiddenMaster out.

I'm loving these idiotic stories about futanari mares, they allow me to just turn off my brain and enjoy reading something...........don't ever change Bendy!

A heartwarming Disney classic.

6678767 It was hilarious xD

Read the title then the summary and dropped everything just to read it.

I hate my curiosity. :facehoof:

+1 Bend. You magnificent writer.

You know, I'm kinda curious... How are foals born in this world, considering penises (normal or titanic) seems to always go up butts in this 'verse?

A weird question to a weird (but awesome) story, seems fair enough.

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Some other person should write that. They can if they so wish write their own spin of this story. (And don't even need to reference me.)


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They still have viginas and all that stuff.

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Thank you for not breaking up Shining and Cadence. 99% of human X Cadence stories where Cadence break up with Shining to date some human. I see them as strong loving couple and think that they probably would add someone in their bed instead of break up.
Futa Cadence and Shining can double team Femshaperd, or Anon and Shining can doudle team Cadence. Why people prefer to read stories when Shining and Cadence are break up?

But yeah, I wish we there was some more female human x stallion stories. And even more female human x mare.

Agreed, and curious how principal Celestia and pony Futalestia meating would be?

And so Shining Armor fucked Princess Cadence up the butt and a few years later they got married.

:rainbowderp::rainbowhuh::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh:

That may not be the best thing I've ever read, but it's up there.

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You're welcome.

I don't really like futa all that much. Don't expect me to write a derailed clop scene. My futa stories are done for laughs.

However, I would like to see more female or male human threesome with Cadence and Shining Armor.

Agreed, and curious how principal Celestia and pony Futalestia meating would be?

Very awkward I presume.

Well, that was...something.

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Except we do have three foot tall ponies irl. They're still larger than the average human.

6680364 as a human woman? Is there any other way to take it? O_o

Wow, this was stupid xD but at least I can approve that everything is a matter of perspective; that they consider NOT getting fucking in the ass for being a faggot.

Oh god my sides! :rainbowlaugh:

Shit. If he doesn't want Cadence then I'll take her. Hell, I had a dream about that very thing just the other night. :trollestia:

Now THIS is how you satire.

I am offended and I find this serious.

6803560 I am serious and I find this offended

I’m sure the dong toting mares out there are gonna throw a fit about this :ajbemused:

i'm highly offended.... i want more!!!

I'm highly offended



That there isn't more.

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Why did I say this?

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