• Member Since 14th Jun, 2012
  • offline last seen 3 hours ago

Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 43 )

I'm straight and I like futa Celestia.

I would even say I would make love to her... For days

6640331

It... might take awhile for me to return the love. I would be creeped out.

You read the rest of the fic didn't you?

Did you like the part where she confronts the barrier?

i swear bendy, one day you are gonna write something that makes me laugh so hard i end up in the ER

we need a squeakquel in YHAY(Your Human And You). RIGHT FUCKINGNOW!!!!

before blasting upward to rise to a whopping 72 inches long.

I really don't know what I am reading. That is longer than the average male human is tall. It is probably taller than Celestia. Can she even get her own mouth over her penis head?

I can't odd at the moment now...

She told him her cock had powerful magic, which protected a human’s anus from harm.

I'd like to suggest her to cast a spell to prevent the intestines from harm, too....

I'm awestruck, really (however terrified at first). Her cock is an instrument that befits her glorious and magnificent self, that would bring hope to her subjects and lay bottomless fear onto her enemies. For such sheer beauty one would be hard-pressed not to be gay.

6640339 Have you thought of a story of human fetish! Equestria discovers YHAY! Equestria.

What... what did I just...? Ahem. Uh... that was certainly special. I think that's enough FiMFiction for today. I'll find my own way out, thanks.

Kek, I thought that Futalestia would turn tcb Celestia into human, than rutt her, while she don't agree that humans are good.

And to answer on your question.

But do you like these stories... even though a lot of them are very alike?

Yup, I like them and especially how you write a characters. Your ponies always act "in character", especially Celestia. And I love your using of butts. But there is too much stories based on Tcb and stories with monsters, who want to kill all humanity. I am prefer your slice-of-lifeish stories like "Ridding the Sun", "Sun Spooning", "Luna Wants You To Stop Dreaming About Her", and "The Carrot". That didn't mean that I am bored of your stories with ponies saving humanity, they are alike and different at the same time. I think that would be good if you will dilute them with some slice-of-lifeish stories like: Twilight tried to study human matting behavior, or Luna tried to interfere human's dream to win him IRL, or story based on some misunderstanding between human and pony, for example Celestia tried to do something lewd to win a human, but he didn't understand it, or human made some lewd thing without understanding what he did, like Anon did in "The Carrot".

What. The. Fuck.

Godfuckingdammit.

6640658

Be careful. Don't want you to die on me.


6640876

You suggesting I write parody fic of Your Human And You? Maybe, I'll do it. No promises.


6641059

The answer is magic.


6641137

You know what you're right. Gotta add a detail something similar to what you suggest.

You have nothing to fear if you're good. But if you're evil, her penis will destroy you.


6641142

You really like this story?


6641392

Not sure if I'd want to write it.

What do you think of this story though?



6641613

Kek, I thought that Futalestia would turn tcb Celestia into human, than rutt her, while she don't agree that humans are good.

That would be a bit too rapey to my tastes.

Yup, I like them and especially how you write a characters. Your ponies always act "in character", especially Celestia. And I love your using of butts.

I do good butt detail don't I? Thanks.

But there is too much stories based on Tcb and stories with monsters, who want to kill all humanity.

Agreed. But I kinda want to vent my distaste for the whole TCB thing every so often.

I am prefer your slice-of-lifeish stories like "Ridding the Sun", "Sun Spooning", "Luna Wants You To Stop Dreaming About Her", and "The Carrot".

Those stories are much better. Much more heart warming and with good and affectionate ponies treating humans nicely.

That didn't mean that I am bored of your stories with ponies saving humanity, they are alike and different at the same time.

You would not be the only one. Most people would rather read romantic stories involving humans and ponies together in peace and harmony. Rather than the sadness and death that TCB brings.

I think that would be good if you will dilute them with some slice-of-lifeish stories like: Twilight tried to study human matting behavior,

She gets a notebook and watches two humans dating. That could be funny. Seeing how different human dating is when compared to ponies dating.

Luna tried to interfere human's dream to win him IRL

Even as a mighty alicorn. She could be shy and worry of rejection of the human is faced him out of the dream world? That could be a good story.

story based on some misunderstanding between human and pony, for example Celestia tried to do something lewd to win a human, but he didn't understand it, or human made some lewd thing without understanding what he did, like Anon did in "The Carrot".

I need to write more stories like that. That's probably one of the best stories I ever written.

6641692 JOHN CENA/10 Can't see anything wrong with da story ma good man. Have you thought of a story where Discord and Old Spice Guy team up to Random up Equestria, the ending being that Old Spice Guy goes to Celestia's chambers while Terry Crews and Discord fly off to space on an Old Spice Rocket?

6641787

Did you like the part where Futa Celestia fucked down the barrier?

Have you thought of a story where Discord and Old Spice Guy team up to Random up Equestria, the ending being that Old Spice Guy goes to Celestia's chambers while Terry Crews and Discord fly off to space on an Old Spice Rocket?

No, not really. I not sure I'd want to write it either.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

What. The. Fuck.

That was possibly the most fucked up and hilarious thing I've ever seen.

I think the best part was either Futa-Celestia cockslapping Xenolestia into the Sun, or Commander Shepherd running away from Futa-Celestia's cock.

6642297

most fucked up

Hmm, I daresay Pro TCB stories would be even more fucked up than this.

hilarious thing I've ever seen.

I'm so glad, you the leader of the Alternative Conversion Bureau group have enjoyed it. It's a good parody of The Conversion Bureau isn't it?

I think the best part was either Futa-Celestia cockslapping Xenolestia into the Sun, or Commander Shepherd running away from Futa-Celestia's cock.

Pretty awesome way to defeat the evil Xenolestia, isn't it?

I understand Shepherd's reasons for running away. I would probably run away if I met Futa Celestia.

What did you think of the part where Futa Celestia fucked down the barrier?

This site, I swear, this bloody site...

Sigh.

Time to add Gigantic Celestia with even bigger cock fucking a continent-sized barrier until it breaks + (gigantic) cock smacking someone into the sun to my Weird Shit of Fimfiction.

However, don't stop making these, this made me laugh. It's crazy stuff like this that always makes me smile. :twilightsmile:

6642522

Nothing like saving humanity by fucking the barrier from TCB to death and cock slapping Xenolestia into the sun, is there?

Oh Bendy you make me laugh.

6643003

How did this story make you laugh?

Was there any part in particular that made you laugh?

This... I... This is so glorious I have no words for how glorious and hilarious this is... ... ... I'd be experimental for futa Celestia at this rate...

Then again if I was in the TCB universe and that was what saved me... I'd... probably be thankful that at least I was able to keep my human form.

6643047 most of it. Plus shield fucking for the lolz.

Do you mind telling us what drugs you were on when you wrote this, so I can never touch them

6644462

None. Just my insanity.

Wow... :rainbowlaugh: that was awesome.

A question if you don't mind...

:rainbowhuh: What does TCB mean?

6645962

The Conversion Bureau. A series of stories (a lot of them anyway) that turn your favorite ponies into murderous, xenocidel assholes.

Some people support the ideals of the story. Even though they represent nothing like the canon ponies.

Fucking beautiful.

This is the dong that never ends. It goes on and on my friends.

3, 4, 5,6, 7, 8, 12, 12, 14, 18, 20, 22, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 30, 32, 34, 36, 38, 40, 42, 44, 46, 48, 50, 52, 54, 54, 56, 56, 58, 72.

:rainbowlaugh: Now you are really just fucking with people anymore, aren't you. That entire sequence was hilarious.

6662337

Yep... it's a pretty big penis.

TCB Ponies are no match for Futa Princess Celestia. XD

Half expected the barrier to moan in ecstasy...

. she was cut off as Celestia’s enormous cock rapidly expanded out into space, in order to cock slap her so hard she was sent flying into the sun

And it was magnificent.

Just...what? I'll never understand. :ajsleepy:

The blue whale's penis grows up to and over 10 feet long. That's more than 120 inches. Suck on that, Sunbutt!

What is it with Commander Shepherd and TCB parody fics?

6645962
The Conversion Bereau.
Basically, CEquestria appears on Earth, she deems Humanity ¨unfit¨ and ¨evil¨ and tries to turn them all into slave ponies.
...yeah.

Omg I'm dying of laughter :rainbowlaugh:

When her cock stood at a monstrous sixty inches long, her cock jerked violently as she screamed in arousal, before blasting upward to rise to a whopping 72 inches long.

:twilightoops: She has a six foot cock?! :fluttershbad:

Celestia tried to reason with him by telling him that her cock never hurts a human’s butt. She told him her cock had powerful magic, which protected a human’s anus and their entire body from harm, inside and outside. She also told him her cock was for loving humans, not for hurting them.

:rainbowderp: Oh. Okay then. :raritystarry:

"Good riddance, Xenolestia," she spoke in a harsh tone.

With that Futa Celestia used the power of her mighty magical penis to wipe away the evil taint of this false Celestia. And then there was lots of human and pony action… even some futa pony on human action when Futa Celestia shrank herself down to a more normal size.

And Commander Shepard said he was sorry for running away from her. And they got back together again and Princess Celestia made love to his butt.

:yay: :heart:

im confused not bout the story just on how utterly random it is even a pinkie deadpool team up is less random then this and that is saying something

In addition, the heavy, massive alicorn mare had gorgeous large, feathery wings, the voice of an angel... and one glorious fat bubble butt to rule them all. A butt so fine, so fat, so plump that it is worshiped as a religion.

LOL Talk about "Sun Butt " !:trollestia:( I love "Sun Butt " :trollestia: )
But I've been thinking ?If she f***ed me in the butt? Would I be spoiled for anything less ? :trollestia:
Also. I have this dream I dream about the pony all of the princesses .
including Nightmare Moon ( who's now nice ) about they all unbirth me and I stay in their womb for up to 11month's each , but my rebirthday would have to coincide with my own birthday here on earth. November 30th, Aaaand I would like to be unbirthed by The Griffin Queen also and also a Queen Dragoness from the Dragon lands .:raritystarry:

Login or register to comment