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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 52 )

6044484

Well... some of it was written under the influence.

Did you like the story?

6044486 some parts I had to top so I could laugh, but it was okay.

6044491

What were the parts that made you laugh?

what.,the fuck XD
I wouldn't mind burying ,y face in twi's ass

6044493 just how quickly things escalated, as well as the reaper part :rainbowlaugh:

6044494

It would be amazing. Her ass is mighty fine.

Did you enjoy the story?

6044497 enjoy it? I FUCKIN LOVED IT XD

6044505

My I ask why? I like details.


6044496

The poor Reapers... OP Twilight destroyed them.

6044509 the randomness, like Joseph Hitler Bieber, the sex. it all made me laugh my ass off

6044486
That's what I thought.

It was funny enough, sure.

6044577

What's so 'I... I... wat' about it?

Comment posted by Aurelius deleted Jun 1st, 2015

6044619

OK.... I'm not sure why you would share that.

6044641 maybe I shouldn't of said that, I need to grow the fuck up already

6044697

It's OK.

Did you enjoy this story?

Nuclear apocalypse, pony butts, Nixon, and even TwilightxShepard ship. You gave me everything I could ever hope for in a fanfic. I can't wait to see how you top this.

This is epic.

6044989

I'm not sure I could top this story. It's mostly making of jerk OP Ponies from certain fanfiction... where instead of being jerks the ponies are actually nice.



6045052

Can ask how is the story epic?

6045086

OP ponies save Earth. Then fly through cosmos and defeat Reapers. You can't tell me this isn't epic.

6045090

Yeah, that is awesome if you think about it.

Better ending to Mass Effect 3, huh? XD

6045098

Anything is better than Mass Effect 3 ending :D

6045103

I've written quite few stories with ponies helping Shepard against the Reapers. They are silly, but some people like them.

I thought alcohol was responsible for all of your ideas.

6044706 Well, yeah. Why would I not?

P.S I'm a Sophomore (and this year has NOT been so soft) and there's only 3 days left of school so by the time I'm a Junior so I may need to grow up and probably get off the clop.

P.S.S I actually got suspended for watching MLP porn in class. Mom and Dad weren't impressed.

Where did you get the image for this story? It looks nice.

Sorry, but we could tell you were drunk writing this. Minus the lack of typos, it was a cluter fuck of random. I know there's a random tang but WTF?

6045145

Hey, now most of them are written while I'm sober.

Did you enjoy this story?


6045814

I found the image on derpibooru.

6046653

How could you tell I was drunk?

What was so WTF about it?

6047193

Could you tell me why you liked it?

6047215 Well, it's just a stupid trollfic, don't have to go into why, it just gives you a laugh

6047242

Well, alright then.

A cool way to save humanity though, huh?

6047249 Usually is :)

6047428

Did you enjoy the story?

6047449
Not really. But that isn't so much your fault as it is that I don't particularly enjoy that type of humor. I didn't hate it enough to give it a thumbs down, at any rate.

While I'm reading this I was reading this, I can't thinking, "Was this author drunk when he/she wrote this?"

Then I read your author's note after I finished reading.

6050259

Did you enjoy the story though?

6050883

Hell yeah! It was hilarious!

Were any of the humans children?

HOLY SHIT that is AWESOME :rainbowlaugh:

6073543

They treat humans much better than those other overpowered ponies, don't they?

Could you make a fanfiction where you make fun of the Westboro Baptist Church (Or a similar obnoxious Christian organization) the same way you did Justin Bieber?

6175108

I think someone has already done that.

Did you like this story?

Suddenly the massive iron door to their room blasted open.. followed by a large, tall lavender pony with wings and a long horn trotting in. The sexy pony was an absolutely stunning looking female alicorn. She had smooth silky soft lavender fur, beautiful large purple eyes, gorgeous large wings and a massive bootylicious butt. Her massive butt was so big and beautiful beyond description.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THE LEVEL OF MARY-STU IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!:rainbowlaugh:

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Topkek. Must read more.

Why do people like this, but not my story?

(I like this story a lot too. But I also like my one)

6175117

Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Justin Bieber combined into one in order to create the ultimate evil.

I could not suppress mine laughs at this.

Oh GOD! NO NO! SAUSAGE PARTY FLASHBACKS! SAUSAGE PARTY FLASHBACKS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

What. Did. I. Just. Read. Definitely another story for my “What?” bookshelf.

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