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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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She ran out of the room crying while Shepherd smiled as he gained more renegade points due to rejecting her.

FemShep/Liara OTP

Rush does it again, ladies and gentlemen! A round of applause for randomness and renegadeness!

Renegade should have won

4500796

But what about the ponies with a human fetish?

4500756

No! Zoidberg/Liara OTP!

4500819
screw the fetishes, I'm evil.

Rush, I think I love you





're stories.

Another idiotic Mass Effect (or really just Shepard) crossover by Rush!

yush

paragon the good guy?

I was cackling madly in joy at this story, as I enjoy a decent take on exaggerated Renegade Shepard. But... around the end it hit me with the realization that this Shepard is just the kind of prick who would romance Jack and then kick her out when she finally opens up on a slow afternoon. Frankly, this story pissed me off just by making me think of that. :ajbemused:

Oh well, have a like. And about +2 for your own Renegade score.

>"We'll bang, okay?"
How did this line not make an appearance in this fic?

yes, i approve of this hilarity

4503010

Glad you enjoyed it. And yeah, you are kinda meant to hate Shepard in this.


4503100

I could edit in that line if you wish.


4503578

Thanks very much.

4501199

Thanks very much!


4502072

Yes. Have you played Mass Effect?

"We'll bang, okay?" said Paragon Shepard sexfully.

I see what you did there! :rainbowdetermined2::rainbowlaugh:

4504507
Yes... I like this. Now it is perfection.

>No alternate ending where renegade Shep wins

:ajbemused:

wowsoBLESSED

Love that last bit. Made me laugh every time I watched those videos and once more here.

Another 10/10 my mind would have exploded but already did with the Justin bieber ending the world thing.

This had me in tears from laughing! :rainbowlaugh:
Man, Renegade Shepard is such a massive dick, it's glorious. It reminded me of when I played through ME1 as renegade with the sole purpose to be as much of an asshole as possible to get the most renegade points as I could.
Bravo! :yay:







Oh! And we'll bang, okay? :trollestia:

The ending was perfect, thank you.

6342993

Shepherd banging the ponies? XD

6343158 No, Renegade Shepherd dying for RAISING A HAND AGAINST MUH FLUTTERS!

Comment posted by Shameless Autism deleted Apr 18th, 2016

Why not write about a non-brony?

6343247 shut up oh no one cares

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