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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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This was amusing to some degree.

A small smile came across her face as she saw the handsome butt naked Nicolas Cage outside Madison Square Garden, where he was firing red laser beams from his massive mighty penis vaporizing to dust the ponies and the misanthropic humans queuing up to enter the conversion bureau center.

Hwat

(sigh):facehoof:why

This sounds allot like communism.

Random shit can only take you so far Rush. :applejackunsure:

dude you have crossed the god dam line

What the hell did I just read...

Bendy #8 · May 13th, 2014 · · 1 ·

4381731

How have I crossed the line?Please, I'd like to see some examples.


4381686

You're right. But this is kind of TCB in a nutshell.

4382009 by the titel itself has crossed the line but you came back with a shitty plot comeback

4382013

What are you talking about?! My work is golden! XD

Seriously, if someone is easily offended they shouldn't read this.

4382026 naaa just hate mithropic shit you know i am the guy who gose all humainty fuck ya. and all that shit

Seriously....

stop.

Before you post, you should come to me, Doctor Fluffy, or Kizuna Tallis before you make a big mistake.

The title alone sounded interesting, but the... execution was severely lacking.

please... as a friend....

dont make anymore of these.

4382044

OK. Red. I'll take your advise.

These stories are kind of pointless. Anyway, back to helping others and stop posting silly stories like this.

I SWEAR I'VE READ THIS STORY SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE... BUT I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT.

y'all should just stop crying and masturbating for heaven's sake

I won't be able to finish my realistic tcb deconstruct if you keep posting this stuff.

:rainbowderp: GAH NAKED NIC CAGE WILL HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES NOW!!!!! :raritydespair: :pinkiesick: :fluttershbad: :twilightoops:

Its always Nic Cage and/or Zoidberg with you.

Rush.... You ducked it up.

4386905

Yeah I know. I should be ashamed.

4382009

You're right. But this is kind of TCB in a nutshell.

I do not mean to offend, but if this is your entire view of the TCB world, you have either not read that many fics on it or only gone through a bunch of crap ones.
TCB is not about just a bunch of misanthropes and random nic cage stuff.

It's simply a world where ponies appeared with a magic expanding barrier that couldn't be stopped. Some humans turned into nutcase PER misanthropes, others xenophobes while the rest simply try to get by with what they have. The universe isn't restricted to all forced conversion and nor is it the ponies are always right.

Have a look at this fic if you want an example of a good TCB fic that might change your view if this is all you see TCB to be.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27547/the-conversion-bureau-option-gamma

4381648 I swear we are not like that... I think...

I think I just lost 5 intelligence from this work. The last remains of my innocence as been fired to the sun. :pinkiecrazy:

Oh yeah, your story's good. Just what people expect. And don't expect. Wait what am I saying? :twilightoops:

I enjoy the random stories rush. That's the main draw to your stories. That and rainbow dash.

4388126

Humanity dies and are all turned into girly ponies. What's the point of reading it when I know the end?

I much rather read a story where humanity wins and places Equestria under military occupation. Or least a story where humanity reacts violently to The Conversion Bureau, we make the ponies suffer and kill many of them.

4449527 Simply put, that does not happen in that story. I will not explain more because honestly i would rather not spoil anything. If you sincerely believe that

Humanity dies and are all turned into girly ponies

is all TCB is, then i ask that you read the story i suggested because it is proof that TCB is not like that, and that is not all it has to offer.

And if your just trolling, then 9/10, kinda expected you were, yet i gave a sincere reply anyway.

How many of your stories don't involve ponies demanding that a reluctant human cum inside them?

4449527
>Military Occupation.

I hope you're talking about a Japan style "bring them back onto there feet then allow them to stand on their own" occupation, and not a permanent one.

4388126
... Yeah, that fic is shit for entirely different reasons. The Griffons are Karen Traviss style Mandalorians. By that, I mean they're Perfect Warrior Race People Who Can Do No Real Wrong.

No misanthropy for sure. Just shitty Sues and Stues.

68 supporters of the conversion bureau disliked this.

This is the only good CB story and you are the best writer.

5458314

Uh, are you being sarcastic?

This story kinda mocks TCB.

5458325
No, I completely meant that. I support anything that makes fun of whiny wankers complaining to the internet about how much humanity sucks.

5458335

Thanks!

A lot of people didn't appreciate me ripping the piss out of TCB. (See dislike bar.)

5458343
I can tell. Seriously, if there's one thing about FIM fandom that's really worth hating, it's all the smug nobodies congratulating each other for their grade-school level misanthropy. While sitting around fixing exactly none of it, of course.

Two lines in, and I hated it.
Eight paragraphs in and I actually laughed at something you made.
Congratulations. You actually made me laugh at how horrible it is. Usually, something like this makes me gag.
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Still waiting for the day when you dedicate some effort to a fanfic.
No offense.

6463919

The evil TCB Ponies are no match for Nicolas Cage.

Fuck the Comment Section, i wanna know why the Ratio is 1:3 on being disliked! I never managed to read TCB because i wasn't a Fandom member back then and neither with the Spin-offs but i wanna know what the fuck happened here:twilightangry2:

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