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This... is beautiful.
All right I admit that was hilarious. Almost as good as that one I read about JB
And then the timberwolves died from indigestion from the pussy vampire's gay sparkleness.
1 thing: Still a better love story than Twilight.
Marry me, you beautiful sonofabitch! That was glorious!
Hey, but there already is a pussy ass waifu-stealing vampire Gary Stu in this universe: Flash Sentry!
What a lovely little story!
My fetish
My judgment: freaking hilarious
I couldn't help but read it with the voice of Microsoft Sam (that of Master Ch33f from Arby n the Chief) in my mind.
Kind of Twilight in a nutshell isn't it?
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Sounds about right.
Reading your story in a nutshell.
Speaking of which, did you manage to pay the rent this month?
Where did Commander Shepard come from? More importantly, how could you resist a renegade interrupt of Edward's disingenuous assertions that watching girls sleep is romantic?
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Take note the random tag. Thing don't have to make sense.
Also my Shepard is paragon.
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WHAT THE FUCK!? I HATE ANYTHING THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING TWILIGHT SERIES!
I suffered enough from the "Twilight" movies. I still can't believe I took my ex to see these actors careers fall apart when they just started. Imma enjoy this. Especially if it involves twilight shoving her hoof down his throat, tearing out his intestines, Gouging out his eyes and getting Godzilla to forcibly Skull fuck this guy, While being Raped by Pyramid Head, and eventually being thrown back into hell.
Why does this seem so familiar?
No. You are a complete tool. Let me explain why. You see the "Twilight Saga" as some call it, is nothing but one huge Cliche. Girls... Do you need a man so involved in your life that he would not even allow you to feed or even bathe yourself? I am sure the answer is no.
Do you need a man so much that you would attempt SUICIDE just to see him, only to survive and be incarcerated in a padded cell with nothing but a straight jacket so you do not attempt to kill yourself or harm yourself. NO! And last but not least. Are you really going to just accept the fact that someone you barely know is watching you while you sleep and be like "I am Okay with this" you do not even know if the guy is a rapist, sex offender, serial killer.Now take all these facts and put them into a book and you get shit stain of society, the "Twilight Saga" Oh and if you did not pick up what the cliche was in my rant, Its THE GIRL CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT A MALE IN HER LIFE. SHE NEEDS HIM TO LITERALLY LIVE DAY BY MOTHER FUCKING DAY.
writer of the Twilight series. You played on your genders stereotypes, made money, and probably stopped many from finding and discovering what real love is. TheFimFicCritic Out!
Oh and before I forget, Great story
poor edward
all he wanted was some twilight puss
Y'know, I've noticed that in the Twilight Saga, that for a hundred year old creature, Edward Cullen is immature. I preferred almost every single character over him.
Apparently vampire resilience doesn't work in Equestria, so we get to munch on popcorn and watch him get torn apart.
I though Shepard's waifu was AJ not Twi.