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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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This...no words... This was the most funniest shit I ever read, like ever... :rainbowlaugh:

At first I was going to say that you should add the "Tragedy" and "Sad" tags for this, but then you made it all better with consensual buttstuff.

This shit is wack yo

I read this out loud to myself, in my bedroom at 12:30-ish AM.

I can't even.

Welp...it is a Bendy fic... :rainbowlaugh:

All I can do is clap.

Cccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooocccccccckkkkkkk.

My sides.... They hurt :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Not sad Luna story!:yay:
I can't imagine what more evil: Xenolestia that decided to wipe humanity or Nightmare Moon who rape everyone and launch those, who refused into the Moon, using her cock like a gun and humans like a cannons?

Of course, who else but Bendy would write this... thing. :facehoof:

...

:rainbowlaugh:

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But it's so immature. Cock everywhere.


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I wasn't going to into graphic detail of a scene where human males get banged up the butt by futa mares. Not into that sort of thing.


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Did you enjoy it?


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It break your mind?


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Did you like this Bendy fic?


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Thank you very much. *Bows*


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Peeennnniiiissss!


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Careful now. I don't want to hurt your sides.


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Xenolestia in my opinion, mind enslavement and forced transformation into ponies. That said what Futa Nightmare Moon planned was horrible, but least the women would be left alone.

Luckily good Futa Luna put a stop to Nightmare Moon's plans. With Luna's victory, no human is forced to have pony on human buttsex. I.... can't say I would go anywhere near a futa pony, unless they had a spell to temporarily remove their penis.

As always, many a giggle was had. As I hope you intended. Keep up the terrible, great work.

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I will try.

All the times penis and cock was said make you giggle? Or where there certain parts of it that made you laugh?

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I.... can't say I would go anywhere near a futa pony, unless they had a spell to temporarily remove their penis.

Your loss Bendy. :trollestia:

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Even with magical protection, I'm not letting a 40 inch plus futa pony cock anywhere near my butt. Or any cock at all for that matter.


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Seeing as I'm the juvenile type, anytime there's awkward dialogue I can't help but have a little laugh. Especially when it's unexpected, or leads into something well described when there's no reason besides humor for things being well described.
Frankly, I think we have similar senses of humor.
One of the reasons I read you frequently.

6911901 Yep, though I would've liked to have seen NMM win, just to see the humans' reaction.

But I'm a big NMM fan so I'm a little biased. :trixieshiftright:

Damn it, "Saw kinky description, almost died cuz laughing and then saw author's name" ugh... who else. lol

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Did you read it regardless?


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Not too many people seem to like this kind of humor. Too immature and whatnot.

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Well then here's to being immature. I'd have it no other way.

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I'll drink to that.

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I.... can't say I would go anywhere near a futa pony, unless they had a spell to temporarily remove their penis.

Don't be a faggot Bendy!
(I am using your own futa pony logic against you)

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Not yet tho, but Bendy you bet I gonna read it. It just would be a little strange if someone else came up with this fucked up stuff, but from you it was just a basic. lol

6911820 At first I was gonna downvote, How much I was wrong! This is beautifull

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Did the part where Luna saved humanity from forceful buttsex grant me your upvotes?

6911820 It didn't break my mind; I was just tired and could not make sense of the fic (despite how blatantly descriptive it was, shall we say) until I read the author's note.

Then I awkwardly giggled.

6911820 Immaturity is the thing that makes me laught the most. Besides, this has my fetish in it, and I just love the comedy and everything of it. SO hilarious! XD

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I'm sorry I didn't go into much detail about pony on human buttsex, it just isn't my thing.

Nonetheless,, was that a good parody of of those stories?



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A good parody of TCB, isn't it?

6913428 Yes. It was a perfect parody. I enjoyed it, and it's just nice reading funny comedy stuff like this. It's so enjoying! :derpytongue2:

Bendy, your stories are great and all, but why all the focus on futa on male stuff? D:

At this rate your stories are going to be half the stories in the group by 2018.

im actually surprised at this point that there isnt a group dedicated to bendy

Can we please stop giving the conversion bureau attention? It doesn't deserve to be mocked; it needs to be forgotten.

Bendy you're an inspiration. Just when I think that I've seen it all, I read a story about battling horse cocks. Your stories are like classy porn; you go in expecting porn, but your surprised by the great story.

FYI I would weild a horse cock into battle and beat my enemies to death with it.

P.S. There's a comic book series called Crossed where a lunatic named "Horse Cock" runs around and beats people to death with a horse cock.

bendy bendy boo what's wrong with you?
-futurama and friends Saturday morning fun pit

Just read the summery and thought WTF:rainbowhuh:

We are your only salvation! Only through the power of our mighty penises can humanity be saved from destroying itself! Our magical penises shall heal the damage you have done to your planets. Live in eternal peace and happiness with big pony cocks up your butts forever and ever!

You make a convincing argument...

"Human collaborators’ assholes and insides in general shall receive magical protection in the pounding of thy butts. You shall suffer no pain."

Well, I for one welcome our new pony overlords.

Even some…. humans began kissing the ponies passionately, before engaging in tender and consensual pony on human buttsex. And women weren’t left out from the hot pony on human buttsex either.

Luna’s cock glowed with power, rapidly repairing the damage done to the city.

In the oncoming years many a human worshipped the futa mare’s giant penises. Humanity was saved and nobody was forced into pony on human buttsex if they didn’t want to.

Everybody wins!

Welp, that just happened! :pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

nobody was forced into pony on human buttsex if they didn’t want to.

RUINED!

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