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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Well, there were no set rules so he didn't cheat and he did technically win the fight, so... Humans>ponies?

Humanity, using loopholes exploiting weaknesses and general disregarding of everything that exists, since the beginning of our atoms existence.

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He sure showed that overpowered alicorn, didn't he?

This made me giggle

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How so, if I may ask?

That was... Something. A bit grotesque at times, but okay I suppose.

God damn it, Bendy.

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You referring to the gore parts or the cum as in grotesque?


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Well, in truth Twilight didn't really fight back much. The only reason he could even get close enough to give her a deadly belly rub was because he was her friend.

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7827476 One was Twilights OP boasting. Thats something I would love to see her back up.
Two. The humans attempt to find anything to justify his so called masculinity.
Three. That belly rub induced orgasm was great.

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Glad you liked it. And I did show how much more powerful she is than him earlier.

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I think the hyperbole you used to describe things was what did it mostly.

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I enjoyed it. But (not as big as Twilight's however) I was expecting him to challenge her to a thumb wrestling match; she has no thumbs, ergo, human wins by default! Huzzah!

Dude come on. just No just no...

My eyes are decomposing at a high rate, but in a good way.

R is for Retardation

Twilight is such a prude! :trollestia:

7828673 Like Nazis getting to the Ark first good?

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This time? I've yet to see one where the human loses. Meanwhile the 'humanity is the best thing ever' crowd hoots and flings poo to celebrate each time I see one of those.

At least this was comedy... and Bendy, so it was entirely acceptable and not to be judged against those stories.

Ehh, why the fuck not? :rainbowlaugh: Hahahaha, awesomely done Bendy, awesomely done :yay:
Loved it, heheeh

7827517 awesome story, love powerdifference and gentle powerhouse stories.

Would love to see more gentle stories. How about skyscaper sized pony comes to earth, but the humans freak out and try to shoot her, but all their weapons can do, is tickle.

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Oh there is lots other ones where the ponies win and are total cunts.




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The human sure put that overpowered pony in her place, didn't he?


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I might do that.

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Now I know how to defend myself, with belly wubs! :yay:
And yep!

-sighs- between anonpencil, Flutterpriest and you Bendy I don't believe anything ever surprises me. I laughed, but I'm just... just so empty. You three stole my innocence! Just... just take your thumb and star!

7832595 oh, what about twilights castle? You remember the futurama episode, where bender dated the ship? Twis castle, or at least the map does have an AI... if it turns into a giant crystal robot pony, it could bring them direct to friendship problems. Of course its programmed for friendship and is totally cool with the mane six spending time in other buildings and ponymade constructs, after all they are so puny... except for canterlot, looking down on everyone from its mountain (prick), or that showoff in the north. Twis castle could explode too if it wants to, it just doesnt want to...

Shadow: This story confused me a little because of a concept I heard some time ago. Everyone should know that immortal doesn't mean invincible. But oh well, who am I to complain? Have thumbs up!

7830397 Jesus f*ckin christ. Dustchu why... WHY do I see you in every story I read?

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I am just everywhere dear friend... none can escape me :trollestia:

7917856 Yikes! Is that only me, or that sounded kinky? :trollestia:

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:trollestia:
Let's just hope that... the room is soundproof...
:moustache:

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I just thought about something, Anon might not be powerful enough to beat the op ponies in wrestling, but what if he challenges them to something else?

Like killing spiders....

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