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Oh, so just because I'm not attracted to horses, I'm evil? Most humans aren't attracted to pastel horses. You're making yourself a misanthrope, true heretic.
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Are you... seriously taking my stories seriously?
There's More To Liking Someone Than Their Ass Celestia.
6719338 No, not exactly. I just like messing with people.
I like where this is goin'.
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Me too! I might might a squeal where Princess Celestia takes over the entire multiverse with her butt.
If I don't write it, I wish someone else would write it.
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But the butt is a very big butt. XD
6719354 So? The Personality Is Also A Big Part Of Liking Someone. Maybe That's Why He Turned Her Down... Or Maybe I Am Looking To Deep Into A Silly Story That Has No Intention On Being Serious.
6719385
Yes, personality is very important. And this story is of a silly nature and shouldn't really be overanalyzed.
topkek such heresy
Well this was certainly a... thing.
Nice work on the Butt description.......it seemed oddly familiar.....
6719500
You're not mad are you that it's quite similar? Want me to remove it?
6719505 Nah man! I actually feel proud that what I said was able to partially influence your story.
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Oh, that's a relief! Was worried there. I like that word 'globes'.
Fucking stop it Bendy
I'm like all out of keks
And it hurts to laugh because my sides are in a parallel dimension
6719525 Don't worry about me shouting PLAGIARISM over something like this, I'll inform you if I ever feel like something unjust is happening.
6719545
Sorry about that. Your poor sides.
Can you describe in detail why you found this so funny?
Every single time... Only you Bendy. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you wrote a super serious romance mature story.
6719549
Alright then. I was fearful of something like happening to me. Glad my fears were laid to rest.
If I ever see something you write again, I'll make sure to ask you.
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Did you like this story?
I'm not sure if I'd want to write a super serious romance mature story. Too much work.
6719562 Yeah, I hear that.
Of course I like the story. I like all your work. It's hard not to; it's nice to have something so lighthearted to turn to whenever I want a smile
That's what I call a plot device
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Celestia going to have pronounced health problems in another thousand years if she does lose some weight. Luna is playing the long game by encouraging the weight gain. Neat.
Bendy is best human.
Bendy writes best Pony Soap Opera in FimFiction.
This is heresy! Kill the human!
This enormous, thirty-five foot alicorn
DAIM
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Yes, It is heresy most vile. Her butt can never be big and fat enough!
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Luna supports her big sister greatly, doesn't she?
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Soap Operas? *shudder* I hate Soap Operas.
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That's a bit of an overreaction, isn't it?
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She's a real big pone.
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Always wearing dapper clothes, looking like a sir~
XD hahaha, nice story man, nice story :P
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Glad you enjoyed it.
Did do agree the human was a heretic for not loving Sunbutt?
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I always enjoy these silly stories of yours xD haha.
He was,the most evil of heritics! How can you not love sunbutt?
*grabs sunbutt* I shall love the Sunbutt! and Rainbowbutt! All of the butts!
Celestia does have a nice butt, but I gotta agree: Dashie's is better.
*Runs before the baying mob can catch him*
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Like that's the first time that's happened ... today.
6722673 ... Alright. I'll give you 5 minutes head start.
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I shall escape on this!
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6722721 Pfft, you call that fast?
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Um ...
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I've gotta teleporting raptor!
6722735 Oh, yeah? I have the ambush raptor!
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She's very good at hiding.
... Fluttershy? Come out. No, there are no T-Rex around, it's safe. Come out, you have a somebody to eat.... What do you mean you're vegan?!
Fine, I'll use the other two.
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Watch out for the white one. She's a fancy girl.
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I wouldn't mind being eaten by Fluttershy.
6722767 ... eh, usually people say the opposite, but who am I to discuss your fetish?
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It's not a fetish, I just really like Fluttershy.
6722789 she has her perks, I guess
6722798
Yes, she does.
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If this wasn't a comedy, I would think Luna setting up her sister for failure.
thirty-five foot tall alicorn
Jesus
Ahh, such a shame. I thought I'd found an ally in the war against big booty, then the human went and admitted to liking them. The fight against the flab is a lonely fight indeed.
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Personality is another word for 'butt'. If they don't have personality, I don't want to get with 'em. Celestia clearly has the best personality.
Wut?
I would accept fat giant Celestia.
1-900-Mixalot. Celestia should call.