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The Sunbutt Has Been Doubled!!
Tis a glorious tale. Life, love, loss, and lots and lots of implied Bukkake.
Truly beautiful.
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I cri evyre taime
wow...just wow.
6386402 Where's my bug-lovin'?
(J/k; take your time to relax, because you've earned such a break )
Loooool That was the best part
I think I need a little of background here since I havent read Friendship is Optimal.
Can someone explain it to me a little? Is it something in the lines of The Conversion Bureau?
6386590 Basically it's a cautionary story, about what would happen if we get strong AI even just almost right. CelestAI is designed to run the online MMORPG Equestria Online, but gets out of control and all of humanity is either convinced to upload into Equestria Online, or CelestAI waits for them to die. And then...
... well let's just say things go downhill VERY fast for the rest of everything.
6387326 Sound like the type of story were people get over obsessed with a virtual world and stop doing anything else in real life. That or people get plugged into some kind of Equestrian version of the Matrix in a not very "consensual" way.
I just pictured Morgan Freeman's voice reading this, and I lost my shit when I heard his voice aying the words XD
Good god this is shit but I love it.
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Evil non human fetish Celestia gets no buttsex from humans.
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The story is so emotional, isn't it?
6386402
Yes, it brought tears to my eyes too.
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Any other parts you liked?
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You're welcome!
It's a good parody of Friendship is Optimal, isn't it?
6386485 You're not gettin' it till I say you're gettin' it!
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6387533 I don't believe I've read that, or have I and forgotten? D'x
6387366 It's the second one, but it's consensual. Completely and utterly consensual. Problem is, CelestAI is very good at convincing people. Go give it a read, it's a very smart story.
That was absolutely magnificent.
And this ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't just leave Seed AI laying around.
I'm okay with this.
So thanks for that.
Alternate title:
Friendship Is Optimal...But Orgies Are Exceptional
Hahaha
6387533 you are pretty creative with your stories Bendy.
6387533 when expresión of Evil Celestia when she hears the orgy going on inside.
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Did you like this parody of it?
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The last of humanity were cloppers. When Celestia AI told them she doesn't want to have sex with them, they thus refused to upload. XD
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That sounds like the name of great clopfic? XD Friendship is Optimal: Porn version.
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May I ask why I deserve such a honor of thanks?
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Thanks very much!
6389080 Yes.
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May I ask how so?
6389188 Mainly just the sheer absurdity of it, like most things you write.
Yeah science and shit!
What the fuck? Lol
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Because it's silly and ignores the source entirely save for a single element, but it made me chuckle for it's own merit, I suppose. Basically the same as all your other response-fics regarding the big names in the fandom.
If you're talking about the subscript, its just a signature.
So thanks for that.
6389080 There's already "Friendship Is CLOPtimal". Yup, really exists.
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Does the human get to have sex with Celestia AI?
6392112 Actually in his case it's Cadance AI for whatever reason, but yes, I think he does boink her. And a zillion other ponies. With his super pony dong.
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Ok.
In any case, the metal version of Celestia AI getting killed by another 'superior being' makes me happy.
However, I would not wish to hurt canon Celestia. I love her.
6392118 But I really secretly wanted them to ponycum simultaneously inside each other's ponybub ponybutts...
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Heresy! You should be a human having sexy time with ponies! Human on pony sex is best sex!
Also I just finished reading Friendship is Optimal.
6392672 But what if the other CelestAI has a fetish for ponies with a human fetish and that's why she can't get any sexy human sextimes? Poor CelestAI!
(I never would have guessed that, considering this story. I like your parodies of other fics.)
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Do you think Celestia AI is jealous of non machine Celestia, who gets all the human penises inside her? XD
Did you like even the ones where I took the piss out of The Conversion Bureau?
6392717 Oh, I read all the Conversion Bureau fics back in the day and I thought your piss-takes of 'em were hilarious.
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Which one was your favorite one in which I mocked such stories?
This was hilarious. She's definitely satisfying their values with ponies and friendship, though.
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Her world is creepy for being too perfect. I would rather live and die in the real world, no matter how bad things get.
6393874 No, I mean Sexlestia is satisfying their values with her pony sexings and friendship with benefits.
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Oh, sorry.
Also Sexlestia doesn't try make you a pony.
6393991 Pah! Who needs to be a pony to have values satisfied with ponies?
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Yeah! Besides everyone knows human and pony sex is best sex. XD
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I do my best. What did you find clever with this one?
6395204 robots that seem to truly have hearts after all.
I don't get it.
Brill.
I don't get it.
You know, nothing quite gives me the urge to go and declare myself a pony like people saying that's faggy.
Unfortunately, Spiral Ponies haven't been made canon yet, so no.