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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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This is one bloody good story.
Oh my god I can't.
This story is literally so great.
It has some little grammar issues, like you said "Flutter shy" when I believe it's "Fluttershy" and some other small things like that, but holy fuck this made me laugh so hard. A lot of parts seemed like a jab to clopfic authors, and because I'm not a fan of clop in the slightest, it really made me chuckle.
Are you listening bronies?
6586250
Fixed. Thanks.
Considering I mostly write clop, this is pretty amusing to me, heh.
A female anon? What blasphemy!
Imma read this later.
I'm at that period of my life, where I just read an Anonpecil story and I just have to let my thoughts bleed out into the comments. The story was great. The comedy had a good flow going, with no extra padding. The only possible stains I saw were grammatical, but nobody cares about those. 10/10 would read again.
6586305
That was magnificent. I don't want to egg you on, but reading your comments always makes my dark days have a silver...lining.
Oh god, I'm not even proud of that one.
10/10 would throw up a little in my mouth, again.
6586362
You know, this story really did lack vomit, so thanks for contributing.
6586322 Don't worry, awful puns have their own appeal. I tell them to people just listen to their groans of pain. It's oddly satisfying.
6586369
Would you say those people are....hormoanal?
Hahahaohgod I need a drink.
Seems like Anon didn't synchronize her time clock to the bloodshed that she will undergo in the following days. All I can say that this will be a long and bloody battle with casualties on all sides.
I swear to God, if this ends up in the featured box...
6586434
I doubt it would, but dear god, if it did I'd probably die a little inside, for multiple reasons.
I hope there a sequel
Anon gave spike a kiss.
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I regret nothing
6586519
I'm proud of you.
I'll just leave this here.
Awful, just awful.
Please don't stop...
I feel like this whole story is an allegory for feminism.
Great job!
This was absolutely disgusting...
and hilarious, I loved it.
"Ovaryacted."
Dammit. There was a lining, and you went ovary it. Period. Uterine alot of trouble now. There's only so far I can go with the flow Pencil, you can't just expect me to turn it off like a faucet. I'm sorry, I shouldn't take this out on you, maybe its just my time of the month.
My god, this story.
Also, I didn't see anyone mention it, but I really got a kick out of the fact that she apparently ate Angel and a few more of Fluttershy's pets.
Positively wonderful!
This story has a lot in common with Bloodborne. They both send out lots of blood when someone penetrates and violently pulls their hand out from another thing's rib cage/asshole
I really want to congratulate you for massively trolling everyone with the subject matter, but on a personal level... yeah, you know what, red wings or no, I'm passing on this one.
I am not sorry.
Just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for the surprisingly overwhelmingly positive reviews on this (And all the god damn great puns and videos). I mean...wow, I'm shocked. You sick fucks really like your menstrual blood!
Seriously though, thanks.
One time I pissed blood. I caught UTI from, well, a bubble bath with a black woman.
She had big American Titties, nothing like our Syrian women.
I am of related to women for this reason.
I am not female, nor Japanese, and I am still almost offended. XD
That's not... really a thing, right?
Nevermind. It's humanity. Of course it fucking is.
[EDIT] Apparently this needs to be said, because some people don't understand satire. This comment was just a joke, made at the expense of humans and their need to create visual representation for the most inane of things. Because apparently, the words "almost offended" followed by a laughing emoji means I was about to start a hate group.
Honestly, people.
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It's a reference to the visual of it. Think about it.
Nothing to do with the culture.
6593216
I was aware. That wasn't even remotely what I was thinking.
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Yeah, probably next month
Even when you go for the cheap, gore induced lulz, damned if you don't do it originally. Would fap again/9000.
6592466 The term Red Dot is already used for menstruation. The Japanese flag is a red dot on a white background. When you put two and two together you get four. Go figure.
6599573
Wow. Way to be a dick about a comment directed entirely at making a jest of humans.
It's almost as if you were being petty. -_-
6599726 I dunno, your offense doesn't make any sense. It's like a straight person taking offense that they're a homo-sapian. Or a Japanese person taking offense that two plus two equals four. (Because the number four in their culture is linked with death)
It just is. There wasn't some vindictive person that decided to use that phrase. They can look similar so they just... Mesh.
6600079
Wow. Are you actually that dense?
I used the words "almost offended", and then used a "XD" to show that I laughed.
I wasn't fucking offended.
Honestly.
6600140 someone sounds upset
I'm getting mixed signals here so I'm gonna go. Not trying to start a flame war.
6600188
Right, actually that dense. Understood. Bye.
When a woman is on her period, why would it make Mares go completely nuts? I'm guessing it's because they can smell the woman's hormones, making them get some kind of primal, competitive instinct to fight each-other to see who gets to mate; cause' to them, at that point, a woman is just another Mare, thus being competition for attracting Stallions.
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Honestly, no clue why it happens. Some say it's just an old wives' tale, but I've seen it first hand. Maybe it's posture, maybe it's that the girl is a little grumpier herself, and the mares play off of that. Yeah, no idea why.
Does she get caught?
Loved it LOL
Ya know, I almost feel horrible for laughing at this...oh well :D
Kinda wonder why that is, and then again I kinda don't.
6586024 I'll make something bloody...
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See, this is why menstruation is hot.
At least spike got what he deserved
I saw the title and when I clicked on the story, I was like "Yeah flow. Like Aunt Flo."
And I was RIGHT.
Hilarious it was indeed. Actually periods are quite horrifying, my pencilly friend but still. This was indeed hilarious for four in the morning. Or ever really.
I died...
This made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts!!!
I...CANT...BREATHE!!!!!
This was a bloody good read, I dare say... disgusting, but hilarious.
6586024
I don't even need to hover over the spoiler bar to know what you wrote XD and its still funny as hell.