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Today is Father's Day, a most joyous occasion for Discord to spend time with Celestia and Luna. Even though technically he isn't their father. Kind of. It's complicated.

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New Bob fic? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww hell yeah! :pinkiehappy:

EDIT: And it is hilarious!

You know Bob, sometimes I envy you because I know this story's gonna be featured. Every story you post in an insta-feature no matter what because of the amount of followers you have.

*Sigh*

At least I know this is gonna be funny...

Father's day! :heart:

Well.

It has been very nice knowing you.

*picks out appropriate piece of marble*

Date of death: 6/22...

6123739 Just saying that it gets annoying to see the same people getting insta-features. MythrilMoth, RainbowBob, they all get it without even trying at times.

You made Father's Day enjoyable for me. And that is a feat many have not achieved. Also, I laughed really hard at the Alicorn OC joke.

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I actually just wrote this to get out of my writing slump. I know a lot of my stories get featured when they shouldn't since there are plenty of other better stories on this site. However, on the other hand I have had stories I am immensely proud of and worked tiredlessly on that didn't get featured and that's always been sorta disappointing in a way. But at the end of the day I enjoy writing and hope to improve my skills. Which are why comments are super amazing. I'd really appreciate it if you could offer any advice on how to improve my writing since getting better is way more important to me than popularity. :pinkiehappy:

Of course the sun has a dick! Shows what you know.

6123787 I wasn't bashing you're writing or anything, just so you know. You're a fairly good writer, and even the comedic things you write show that you have a talent. Of course that was just me complaining about how a lot of the more popular writers can write garbage these days and get 1,000 likes.

My advice? Keep on writing. You probably already know this, but the only way I've improved is that I've just kept on writing and writing... :D

“You’re tearing this family apaaaaaaart!”

"You're tearing me apart, Discord!"

... had to be done.

Luna is hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

I an ugly cute sort of way.

Should be 'In'

6123874 Well part of it I think is because they have established their skills, and so everytime their name pops up in the 'New Story' bar, everyone goes to look. Boom, insta-popular.

gary stu is the joke?

Funnier than I expected. Amazing Bob!

I had seen this story. I had clicked on it and then I saw... who had written it. And I knew at that moment that I was in for a treat. A clap for you. A clap for you.

Given the story I've started writing, in a way he could be everyone's father.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I despise Sponge Bob.

But this was hilarious.

This is worrisomely close to my headcanon. Not all that close, but still a much higher proximity than I'm comfortable with.

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Hmm . . . not quite. There have been many stories by the almighty Bob that didn't get featured. Just because he has an immense following does not mean he's guaranteed a feature.

And this story has yet to be featured, and I don't think it will. I don't know about the non-mature featured box, though.

“Well, I certainly didn’t find one on the moon for the odd one thousand years while I was on it!” Luna rubbed her shoulder and sighed. “It certainly would have helped with the loneliness…”

I'm not even sure how to properly digest this quote. :rainbowlaugh:

This was hilarious. Bob, you're the king of comedy. I love you so. :heart:

I chuckled four times, as opposed to the average two for feature box comedies I click on a whim. This achievement requires recognition. I offer you a like, four oxen, three sheep, and ten chickens, as well as all the unfarmed southern lands from Softwater Marsh to the Soldseer Crags. Use them as you see fit, Lord Robert.

Rainbowbob wrote this, and there's a mention of Gary.

I'm just sayin'.

hmmmm
so does that mean Fluttershy is the new.....something? XD

This is worse than a redheaded stepchild.

That TeamFourStar reference :rainbowlaugh:

Funny how Discord pulled a Book of Genesis and created life through his ribs.

I think I’ll name it Gary

And thus readers around the world screamed in horror with Celestia.

Discord is there father, eh I could believe it.

“Girls, girls, please,” Discord said, leaning back in his seat reading Celestia’s newspaper and drinking Luna’s coffee. “This isn’t proper breakfast discussions, now is it?” He lowered his thick-framed glasses and gave both Princesses a disappointed glare. “Celestial bodies having male genitalia is a brunch discussion and you both know this.”
“Huh, and here I thought it was a dinner discussion this entire time,” Luna said.

It's these absurd little asides that make me loves your fics.

“Girls, girls, please,” Discord said, leaning back in his seat reading Celestia’s newspaper and drinking Luna’s coffee. “This isn’t proper breakfast discussions, now is it?” He lowered his thick-framed glasses and gave both Princesses a disappointed glare. “Celestial bodies having male genitalia is a brunch discussion and you both know this.”
“Huh, and here I thought it was a dinner discussion this entire time,” Luna said.

It's these absurd little asides that make me loves your fics.

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