Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Twilight has a bit of a problem. You see, she always does Princess Celestia's bidding, regardless of how ridiculous the task or insane the request. Now, it'd be just a shame if someone were to abuse this knowledge to their own malicious ends. The only question is, how far will they go?
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This was pretty funny. I can't believe she fell for those letters that sounded nothing like Celestia, though.
i wondered if anyone could ever sum up the message of Fahrenheit 451 in a pony fic...and then you did it with you comdically stupid ways...congrats
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And everyone lived happily ever after...except for Discord, who had to spend every morning taking care of some wood.
RainbowBob, are you psychic?
Still more exciting than canonical destruction.
Dear Twilight,
The orphans at the orphanage across the street are driving us bonkers. Please burn it down so we can be at peace. You're cool with that, right? Of course you are.
Love,
Princess Celestia
P.S. Sex tonight?
Also,
Discord, meet Tirek.
Well that was certainly fun, but I'm not sure how you bunt words.
Yeah, Twilight's more at fault here, but then again Discord isn't really being punished so all is good.
4817259 True. The letters where 100% out of character and where was written in crayon. But, it is comedy, so it's still a great story!
I have not read it yet, but I did upvote it to help you with the contest
Opinion: I found this quite amusing and enjoyable. The plot line is weak however, as Discord is obvious from the start. On the other hand the jokes are funny and the "message" is somewhat applicable to reality.
Score: 6 of 10.
Summary: Full of good humor for a story that has no plot line, simply because it doesn't need one.
I hope you find my review helpful. Thank you for reading.
I suppose Discord didn't see THAT coming, either.
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Aahaha. What are the chances that two stories of the same exact premise gets published on the same day, one after another? That has to be like, a one in a million chance.
I thought Celestia was a troll?! I'm dissapointed with your performance...
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about the same chance as two different stories with a similar premise both making the featured list on the very same day. But not as much of a chance of the two fics that you mentioned being the result of a competition.
Great story bob! This one has my like/fave!
That picture was all I needed to get me to read this
Good job... Just wow
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Ah! I see. I don't lurk around as much as I should, I suppose.
Since there wasn't a mention of a competition on either of the stories, I just thought it was an extreme coincidence.
Before reading this, I read a tragedy.....
Then I read this, and laugh very very hard.
Such quick emotional U-turns cannot be healthy...
Look where this story got you, in upvotes up to your lip.
Try not to copyright the name so someone can write an actual adaption for Fahrenheit 451, 'kay?
Is the title inspired from Fahrenheit 911 by Michael Moore?
4817171 #savetree
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Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury.
4817806 oooohhhh burn!
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fahrenheit 451 (temperature of paper when it catches fire) by Ray Bradbury is a classic novel depicting a dystopian world where reading is illegal and the Tv screen is life. Montag, with his occupation as a fireman (a person who is sent to burn said books) finds a new interesting hobby, reading books.
quick facts: Bradbury unconsciously named main characters like montag after companies that have to do with literature as for instance the word "montag" is a paper manufacturer
many products are modeled after this book such as the kindle, having to do with fire
Haha! Eat it, Dissy. You don't get to party and not help clean up.
4817949 I remember that book... it was a bitch in English class
Came for the oddly adorable picture. Stayed for the funny story.
4818053 That's because english class is a dumb bitch
)
(along with the rest of the public US school system
The book on the other hand, was fucking SIIIIICKKKK!!!!!
(ya know in a good way.)
The moon: I'm a rebel! You don't know me!
flawless victory!
Oh my god, I love Fahrenheit 451.
Amusing, and it was a valuable lesson. Still, I think I prefer Alex's take on the situation. There was more fire, and the fire was purple. Sorry, Bob, but I can't argue with purple fire everywhere.
Regardless, thank you for this.
Dammit, Bob. You dun goofed. Where is Twilight saying "It was a pleasure to learn."? I mean C'MON!
Twilight isn't really this stupid. She knows better than to instantly agree with everything Celestia says! I mean, just look at her during the Canterlot wedding!
Now on the other hoof, Obama followers are TOTALLY brainwashed!
Is there a Prompt going on that I am not aware of?
This wouldn't happen to be a reference to a T.V. show, would it?
Also:
Jinx, knock on burnt wood.
4818975 Agreed.
4818832 Agreed
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4817806 Do I sense a Doctor Who reference?
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6/10 my ass.
-Registered literally not even a week ago.
-Bad red OC as his avatar.
-Avatar in bad resolution
-User page not even set up
-Rates a 9/10 story a 6/10 while he wouldn't be able to achieve anything near the level of RainbowBob's stories.
3/10 bad troll.
*don't you see
Omg dat last line.
just sayin homie: tirec gona get reformed by plnting a sed of frienship wich will grow in to librari house w8 and see
Spike’s stomach made a noise that could only be described as a wolf viciously slaughtering an elk while cats were being thrown into water in the background. “Argh… the nachos are having their vengeance!” Spike jumped out of his seat and raced to the bathroom. “There will be no survivors!”
It's like a babies laughter but with fire and explosions.