Princess Luna breaks up with the moon after she catches him cheating on her.
Big thanks to my prereader Majin Syeekoh.
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RainbowBob
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Yes exactly this is what a comment is, like, at... for this very moment. And stuff.
Not even going to ask.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Guurl, i told you the fattie was a bastard, Neptune not only is a REAL planet, i also heard that he is really good at getting you wet.
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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...and once again, RainbowBob demonstrates his mastery of "the fuck is this" humor.
First thing I said to myself when I saw this story's cover art:
After reading the story I see I was right about the Canadian part by a long shot.
You, sir, get me every time. Not only is this premise plenty absurd, but celestial bodies are apparently chock full of fitting references.
i was having a bad day....
thank you.....thank you
Scumbag Steve is the son of the Moon. It all makes sense.
I love the Sun. Reminds me of that Hump Day camel.
What a scumbag
I honestly didn't believe you when you said you were going to write this.
Then you wrote this.
What the hell.
If he forgot her birthday for the third century in the row I think Luna should break up with him.
You missed an incredibly hot opportunity for make-up sex, sug.
Reaction after reading the description:
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Reaction after finishing reading the story:
Then I realize it was made by RainbowBob and decide to apply the Pinkie Pie rule: don't ask questions and role with it.
So.
That was a thing.
I swear, the longer I stay on this site the more I lose my sanity...
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Uhh...
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But the sun has a fiery STD, and the moon loves putting dagger sand in every orfice (he finds it funny, and it's his dander since he hasn't cleaned himself for a few eons.) Depending on which one you were talking about.
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Nah! Joo crazy. Everypony knows Saturn has all the bling, hey he's practically surrounded by ice. And those rings, you know he's making a name for himself.
5919893 I feel the same way.
5918937 Uhh... Isn't that kind of bad for the ocean and tides if the moon just leaves?
Bob. No.
BOB MY BODY IS READY
5920643 Bob YES.
It must be so annoying to have them talk to you every single day and night.
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That's when drinking get's involved.
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Indeed.
5920643
What the dude above me said.
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Also what this dude said.
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S'what I do, mi amigo.
METEORITE? METEORITE? I'm not a meteorite! I'm a comet! And I have a name you know! It's Hailey! I can see when I'm not wanted! I'll just pack my ice and go!
50 years later:
So, hey moon. I was just drifting by--and I thought, hey, why don't we get back together?
Sun: I thought we had something special!
Hailey: I just needed a ride! You know, for something so bright you sure are dim!
Yes. This story was made for me to comment on.
See, this is why I'm happy to be with Jupiter and Sol. Don't know where their solar system is, but it's probably in the bad end of the galaxy. Like, the Perseus Arm part.
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Jupiter is a fat hoe. Everyone knows this to be da truth!
5922240 We're like the older human societies; more mass is considered attractive. After all, Jupiter gets heavy enough he gets promoted from planet to star.
Don't even get me started on Eta Carina.
First of all - "hundreds of feet above the earth,"
Second of all - Funny!
I like this!
5922128 What you got against Perseus, yo?
5922286 Keep those hormones in check, will ya? Eta Carina A&B are already married, sheesh. Might go all hypernova on you.
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... ... ... Yeah... I'm just gonna take 5918939 's advice...
"Come on babe, just come on back and I'll forgive."
"Shove it up your anus!"
"Keep me out of this!"
Good job. I think your story was the final straw that broke my sanity camel's back.
Good job indeed
5918937 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is one of the funniest short fics i have read in a while!
PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You once again fail to disappoint with your one shots. My god, I was laughing SO HARD when I was reading this.
5922240 Bro, I thought it was uranus that was fat. You know exactly what I mean.
Meanwhile, Twilight has an affair with a constellation.
It shall be done!
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Welp.
I'm surprised no one thought of this sooner.
...
*faves*
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There goes my sides! XD
Heh...Futurama reference.
At first I was like
But then I was like
But then I was like
But THEN I was like:
i honestly found this too bizarre to laugh at, the entire story i was just like