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Crystal Moose
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Crystal Moose
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I'm a sucker for minotaur fics, so I'll upvote this on the creativity of ye olde premise.
I liked it. It was very funny in parts.
You did a very good job with an alternate version of Beef Wellington.
Won't be able to use it as an official background or side story for him as his time in the pornography industry was many years in the past. Mentioned characters would have been a lot younger, if even born (have not narrowed down how long ago he stopped that line or work exactly).
Anyone else want this to be a full-blown series?
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Probably a quick survey on his feelings on banana's, then… you know.
Of course she's working on an aerial screw.
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Haha, I was worried that one might not come across. This fic is laden with puns.
At least he is direct
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Yeah, there isn't anything else close to a redeemable attribute with Beefy. Lol.
I...I don't know how to feel about this. ...*clicks like button*
This sentence is carcinogenic.
I get the feeling Beef is in for a 'royal' chastisement (wonder if he's ever done 'it' in one/sixth gravity?).
CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!
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They should be flattered that he thinks they have what it takes.
Moaning in Pornyville shimmers.
Just perfect. Everyone assumes Pinkie is the most naïve about the birds and bees, but no, she's not.
I get it!
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What? They should be thrilled that ponies wants to see them in an adult film at their age.
Plowed Princess Plots Volume 2
Pretty good
This so needs to be a series. Two thumbs up
d__(OuO)__b
Well, he's dead.
Well this was hilarious on so many levels. I am kind of suprised he didn't try to proposition more of the Mane Six though.
This is so wrong in all the right ways.
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Or soon to be very rich.
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(Respectful nod)
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I don't get it.
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Google "friendship is magic bitch", it's a pretty old meme.
This is...hilarious, and awkward, and it's making me uncomfortable, but I couldn't stop reading it.
What was my point again? Oh yeah, good job.
"Beef Swellington"...
Holy shit, I can't stop laughing!
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Yes! Moar!
This was wonderful and demented. Great read.
Loved the CMC in this, that was classic.
REALLY hoping this gets a sequel, because it so deserves it.
Well that was actually somewhat worth it. Not bad. Fantastic play on words, too.
I see someone knows some Greek mythology.
The name 'Beef Swellington' alone earns you a like. Add to that all of the...
...Wait, what's that? Only one like per story? Damnit!
I'm kinda confused about the ending there o_O It sounds like Luna, but Crescent Moon?
Overall this was fucking hilarious!!
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They were using pseudonyms so they could walk about the populace disguised.
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... Good point, that makes sense. Sheesh I'm thick sometimes xP
Thanks for that clear up ♥
“Yeah, yeah, null sweat"
Hey chummer , I see you shadowrunner :D
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I actually wrote a shadow run fic, which I think I've already seen your name either commented or faved on.
So yeah, old school shadowrunner here.
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Strange, I faved your 2075 fic 3 hours after you left this message, no comments either.
Ahh well. Got any other shadowrun fics you can recommend? pony or otherwise?
Scootaloo, I'm sure your parents (whoever they are...) wouldn't want you "nursing" on that.
And thus began the long and distinguished career of Crescent Moon and Sunny Side Up in the adult entertainment industry. Though many tried to unearth their secret for keeping up their youthful appearance for so many decades, none ever managed - at least none that were heard from ever again...
New headcanon accepted.
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Not sure what head canon's being accepted? Minotaur porn stars? Pinkie not being that kind of party girl… Cherry Berry's past? Wow, I hope not for her sake… but glad you enjoyed this one
Ahh, this story just leaves too many unanswered questions.
Doesn't Cherry Pop know that Pinkie already invented a flying machine for earth ponies? If Roseluck lives in a bush, does Lilly live in a valley? Does Daisy do push-ups? Is Swellington his working name? Is his real name Beef Supreme? Do you have to pay some kind of tax to watch Rutting Royals: Princesses of Pleasure pt. 1-34?