• Member Since 10th Jun, 2013
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RarityEQM


Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Comments ( 27 )

Works for me :-D

Ya know, of all the words used to describe erotica, 'elegant' is not often one of them. That is not the case with this, however. Very nice job.

Oh...okay.

*Masturbates

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Yes, darling, tis what the story is about! Glad to see you playing the home version!! ::raritywink:

5142203 Oh my Mrs.Rarity you seem to have some experience don't you? tsk tsk you naughty naughty unicorn..

Wow, in a good way.

This is the solution to everything. Masturbation! :facehoof:

It's never a good sign when the title of the story is misspelled...

I don't like commenting on stuff like this, but you seem to have a way with words...

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Thats what I get for posting a story after a bottle of wine...

Um... you get a thumbs up just for managing to write a handjob like a medieval dance.

:trixieshiftright:Did you see me Tuesday night?

Pretty purple. Needs more red.

I just read 1,000 words of deliberate purple prose dedicated entirely to a stallion masturbating.

...So this is what my life has become.

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You're in good hands.

Harlequin called, they want their purple back. :rainbowkiss:

Well, that was just beautiful. And a scathing satire to the male condition. Bravo, sir.

When stories involve sexual content, I really only read F/F.

Unless there's Braeburn.

Everypony's gay for Braeburn.

Well...

This is certainly the most over the top clop fic I've read

5156716 You mean to say you haven't read the sexual (mis)adventures of Twilight and Trixie? :raritywink:

5156725 Well, I meant 'over the top' by over written.

DAT DESCRIPTIVE CONTENT.......:derpytongue2:

Fucking casual.

Purple suits both your mane and prose well.

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