Trixie and Twilight decide the time is right to finally, finally, explore the wonderful magic of intercourse, and together they share a very special evening.
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RarityEQM
Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem
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Fricken hilarious
! First time sex is always normal...not that I would know 
So awkward.
Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash is sitting outside the window laughing her ass off.
Aww, how preciously awkward. Fairly realistic, too. Anyone who says that their first time was so wonderful and perfect is a delusional liar.
Twilight would probably read up on the subject beforehand, but I think her studying was a bit spotty here.
And on the subject of the Kama Sutra, I've been told that if you don't know exactly what you're doing, you can easily end up in the hospital. Seriously.
Nice, fun read. Like it!
I'm guessing the rest of the Mane 6 was watching this.
My first time somehow played out like this.
That was awesome.
Yeah, that's probably how it... went down. 
this is gold....
Now I challenge you to make more of this!
savior
...Probably 'savor'.
Well done. The sheer amounts of facepalms....
Well done.
Of course Spike would know where the porn is. It's all part of being a growing lad, finding and stashing porn that your legal guardians won't yet let you have.
I'm not sure why Trixie thought that two evidently lesbian mares would be enticed by statuary in the image of male anatomy, though. Maybe she just couldn't resist a good bargain.
Fortunately, with Celestia's help, I'm sure that they'll have no more problems at all.
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Well, hey now, they could be Bi Sexual, you know! I mean, Twilight is new and just learning, and the only pony good enough for Trixie is Trixie- but she makes exceptions.
4400616 Ah, pony sexuality. If someone had told me five years ago that I'd end up giving serious thought about sexual inclinations as applied to colorful cartoon unicorns... actually, that would sound like something I'd do.
Also, I'd say "Let's hope Trixie never finds out about the Mirror Pool", but I've read that story and it wasn't half bad.
Dayum, Sex! You scary!
...It's too bad I liked this already. Ah well, I suppose the next step is a follow. Well done sir.
You should make more chapters, ASAP!
if Twilight wants advice on love-making then go to the Crystal Empire.
Oh Pinkie Pie...You lovable, annoying...B-word.
I never pictured Pinkie as an orgy planner
"There's a lot about me you don't know"
Lolol!! Poor Twilight. I could totally see Pinkie organizing a sex party. Just without the foals.
this is absolutely the best clop i've ever read
4422411 Wahahaha Thank you so much! :D
No not throw
Probably Do not... but at that point, I think Twilight was falling apart anyway.
Oh good grief. Pinkie never seems to be the best choice for.. awkwardness.
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Thilarioushis
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I can only imagine what kind of advice the others can give and how badly she will screw it up.
There are just... No. Just. No. No. No. ........... No. *instagiggles*
That was beautiful.
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Thank you, thank you! It took me a little while to come up with exactly where I wanted to go with this, but this is working out nicely.
Poor Zecora. Twilight just keeps taking advantage of her hospitality.
I mean, where the fnord did she get the idea that Zecora was the go-to girl to track down ambulatory puerile statuary, I'll never know. Still, at least Pinkie Pie is having fun. And it'll be a few years before Apple Bloom is old enough to make the connection and get mentally crippled retroactively, so Twilight should have plenty of time to run and start a new life somewhere. I hear "Dewdrop Dazzle" is a good name.
I just hope that Rarity will be okay. Getting coldcocked like that can be traumatic.
It's okay we've all had our penises run away but there comes a time in life when they must stand erect on their own and you must let them go.
Poor Rarity...
ALSO WHY AM I NEVER NOTIFIED WHEN THIS UPDATES?! I HAVE IT FAV'D AND EVERYTHING!
Cockasaurus....*shivers* that's creepy as hell.
Twilight needs advice on how to *tch-tch* on Trixie and she went to Pinkie of all ponies?
So much for Rarity.
(laughing) Go AB go!!!!!
4581633 She didn't GO to Pinkie, Pinkie came to her!
4581689 I was cheering!
I lost it. Pretty much the entire chapter. Just. Lost.
Twilight should just stop trying to have sex she just made a giant walking penis. Now ab is trying to get her cutie mark in riding cock.
Eh... as much overall as I like this story, by the end of this chapter Pinkie was simply frustrating in a bad way. It's probably me and my... dislike of the character, but it really did start to grate on me. Sorry. :(
Okay, now THIS is more like it!
Ummmmmmm...well lets just say that spike probly wont be recovering mentally anytime soon!!!
no offence, but your version of pinkie is just absolutely *giggles* well, just plain weird!!!
Am i horrible for thinking this is funny?Better question; am i horrible for reading this at all?
RarityEQM i got a question where is the next chapter for this story
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In the process of being edited!
4824875 ok
Maybe I should start riding magical dick statues too?