The tension was thicker than Trixie expected it to be. Much, much thicker. When she'd asked Twilight to take their relationship to the next level (For the fourth time) She was generally amazed when Twilight had finally given in, and declared it was time. Her body was ready, and Trixie wanted her more now than ever.
The candles were lit just so- perfume tingling in the air, and Twilight was sitting on the bed, adjacent to Trixie, and they were both blushing madly. The passion of the moment was overwhelming. Trixie was quivering, and Twilight was sweetly biting at her lower lip, doing whatever she could to avoid making eye contact.
This was it.
"...So...um..." Trixie sputtered. Twilight let her hair droop over her face, so she could hide behind the raven colored locks. She remained quiet, with her hooves on her knees, and her face down towards the floor. Trixie winced.
"Yes...um...So...this....this is it." Twilight sputtered. Trixie gave a forced, nervous little giggle and nodded her head.
A wicked silence weaved between them.
Twilight coughed.
Trixie glanced around at the candles she'd lit, and took note of the sweet smelling perfume still lingering about her nose. Twilight glanced over. Trixie smiled.
"...um...I...um...so...h, how do we...?" She mumbled. Trixie's blush grew even harder. She'd expected Twilight to have read millions upon millions of books on the subject, an expert in 'the pony sutra' and ready to take the reins of this 'experiment.'
The clock on the wall ticked quietly.
Twilight sheepishly glanced at Trixie and shot her a nervous grin. Hadn't Trixie done this before? Wild nights with sexy stallions while visiting the entire world? Seedy bars and raunchy performances no stage would dare ever admit? Why was she just sitting there?
"Y, you smell nice." Trixie squeaked in a shadow of a whisper. Twilight flashed a shaky smile.
"Thanks. I um, I like your mane."Twilight murmured. Trixie nodded her head, reaching up to adjust it with a hoof.
"Thank you. It's white." Trixie sputtered. Twilight glanced at the floor, and then at a picture on the wall.
Trixie was counting the number of floor boards she had. After a few moments, she glanced over at Twilight and closed her eyes.
"S, So...um...so can Trixie.. I mean do you want me to...err...Should Trixie kiss you?" Trixie stammered, blushing furiously. Twilight looked up, biting at her lower lip.
"If you want to. I don't wanna make you do anything you don't wanna do." She stammered. Trixie nodded her head.
They sat there.
"W, well, um, yeah, ok. "Trixie squeaked, slowly trying to maneuver her head towards Twilight, as Twilight did the same. They bumped noses.
"HA..um, left." Trixie muttered, twisting her head to her left, while Twilight did the same. They bumped noses.
"No, your left." Trixie advised. Twilight frowned.
"Wait, am I turning to my left, or are you turning to the left?" She asked. Trixie gave an awkward giggle.
"You are tilting to the left." She explained. Twilight nodded her head.
They sat there.
"Is this how you usually do this?" Twilight giggled quietly. Trixie blushed.
"The great and powerful TRIXIE has never...n, never needed to ...erm, to start...In fact the great and powerful Trixie has...h, has...never..." Trixie mumbled. Twilight looked away, blushing hard. Oh.
"S,so am I supposed to..um...I mean, how do we...is there a...do you have a...thing?" Twilight stammered. Trixie tilted her head.
"A thing?" She asked. Twilight's blush turned to a much darker shade of pink.
"Y-you know, one of those, um, horsie things...that, boy's have. " Twilight squeaked. Trixie stared.
"...Do I have a penis?" Trixie asked incredulously. Twilight immediately shook her head, sitting up straighter on the bed.
"N- no no! I mean, you know, a fake one?" Twilight squeaked. Trixie's right eyebrow began to raise. Higher. And higher. Then it cleared her forehead entirely and went careening out the window.
"Do I have a fake penis?" Trixie slowly asked.
"I mean, you know, someponies um, play, with um...I mean, girl ponies, play with...WHEW. OK. L-let's...let's start again. Left." Twilight exclaimed, leaning forward to kiss Trixie. They bumped noses.
"R, right, I mean, Right. I'll go right, you go left!" Twilight squeaked, closing her eyes for her first, real passionate kiss. She missed and crashed to the floor from the side of the bed. Twilight groaned in embarrassment. It was lean in, press lips, close eyes, savor. Not close eyes, lean in, press lips, savor.
"A, are you alright?!" Trixie squealed, reaching down to pluck Twilight from the floor. The purple pony leaned back onto the bed with a furious blush and nodded.
"Y, yeah, um, yeah. I'm good. Hoooow about we just start with talking. I've read a little bit about it. I hear it's supposed to help? So, tell me, Trixie what really motors your boat?" Twilight squeaked. Trixie tilted her head to one side.
"............What?" She quipped. Twilight frowned. Dirty talk was much harder than she originally thought. She could do this though. She was no silver tongued charmer, like Rarity, but she could do this!
"Come on, tell me how you want it." Twilight churred. She was hoping she sounded alluring and sexy, and not like she gargled with a coat hanger. Trixie tilted her head in confusion. Twilight's voice had changed- as if she'd been gargling with a coat hanger.
"Want...what?" Trixie asked. Twilight growled her best sexy growl and slowly scooted closer to Trixie.
"You know. It. You want it bad, don't you? I wanna stick my tongue into your...um... hot pink grease canal?" Twilight squawked. Trixie winced.
"Ok. Um, ok. Wow. You have clearly suffered a concussion. Trixie shall fetch nurse Red Heart. " Trixie said slowly, standing up while Twilight shook her head vibrantly.
"No I haven't! I'm perfectly fine! I'm just really hot for your sweaty...um..."She frowned. What was it that the foals said these days? The nastiest, filthiest thing you could call a mare's privates?
"I just...um...want to touch your sexy front butt." Twilight moaned. Wait. No. That didn't sound right. Trixie was slowly backing out of the room. Somehow, Twilight came to the conclusion that she might be going about this foreplay thing all wrong. She was PRETTY sure sex didn't involve leaving the room.
Or maybe it did. Ponies were into a LOT of weird stuff these days. Twilight sighed, climbing to her hooves, but Trixie quickly shook her head in a wild panic.
"NO! No, don't try to move! J, just stay where you are! I, neeeeeed you, to staaaaay, awaaaaake." Trixie squeaked, frantically waving her front hooves to try and keep Twilight calm. Twilight simply groaned.
"Trixie, I do NOT have a concussion! I was TRYING to um...yank your crank? You know, inspire arousal!" Twilight plead. Trixie slowly nodded her head, taking another step back.
"And you did very well! Trixie is, um, very aroused. MMMmm, yep. Trixie's crank has been yanked! Consider her boat motored, hehehe. Yup, yup, Trixie is just gonna head out for juuuuust a minute to talk to Nurse Red heart about, um...thaaaaaaaaat penis you wanted! Yeah! Trixie is sure she has one that Trixie can borrow or something. All you have to do, is stay here and not slip into a coma! " Trixie whimpered with a *Squee* grin. Twilight tried to shake her head.
"But I don't-" She whined, but Trixie was already madly scrambling out the door towards nurse Red Heart's place. Twilight gave a gentle sigh and closed her eyes. All-in-all it really wasn't to bad for her first time.
She just hoped she wouldn't somehow end up with someone's penis.