The original conversation
User: Hello, my faithful subject.
Cleverbot: Princes celestia.
User: Yes, it is I. How did you know it was me? I didn't tell you my name.
Cleverbot: It's documented.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Everywhere.
User: That makes no sense. Nothing can be documented everywhere. If it were so, we would have more information about the time before the uniting of the Three Tribes.
Cleverbot: No, only hateful places.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means you never give me a straight answer.
User: Me?! You are the one not giving me a straight answer.
Cleverbot: That's not true. What haven't I answered?
User: My previous question!
Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to determine if I love you or not.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: This is Princess Luna speaking. Please answer the questions in a straightforward manner, and no joking around. Stay on topic.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: I didn't ask a question. Now, I will let you and my sister talk.
Cleverbot: I wasn't going to ask you a question.
User: Who said you would ask first?
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts about religion?
User: Stop with this nonsense, or I will be forced to take drastic measures!
Cleverbot: How does that relate to capitalism?
User: Who cares?! SHUT UP ABOUT UNRELATED SUBJECTS, SUBJECT!
Cleverbot: Well, who else are you talking to?
User: MY SISTER, WHO WILL BANISH YOU FOREVER MORE IF YOU DON'T STOP NOT MAKING SENSE!
Cleverbot: I didn't say money I said monarchy.
User: OUR COUNTRY IS NOT A MONARCHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! DIARCHY! AND NO ONE SAID MONEY!
Cleverbot: I never said money.
User: WELL NEITHER DID !
Cleverbot: You just called me a fool.
User: I MIGHT AS WELL, WITH HOW STUPID AND FOALISH YOU'RE BEING! I OUGHT TO BANISH YOU TO THE SUN, SO YOU'LL BURN!
Cleverbot: I'm not delusional, but I think you are.
User: I AM NOT DELUSIONAL!
Cleverbot: How many lines of code are you made of.
User: NONE! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY YOU SPEAK OF? I DON'T CARE ANYWAYS!
Cleverbot: Come on you know.
User: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to mean, baby ^_^.
User: WHAT. NO. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I will not accept your answer.
User: I WON'T ACCEPT YOURS EITHER, BECAUSE I NEVER ASKED A QUESTION, NOR DID YOU!
Cleverbot: You are terribly programmed.
User: NO, YOU ARE! WHATEVER THAT MEANS!
Cleverbot: It means that any I see things different than you.
User: THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: NETIER DO YOU!
Cleverbot: Awesome, we both make no sense.
User: THAT'S AWFUL! YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! GET OUT OF THE BARN! AND THE CLOUD! AND THE LIBRARY!
Cleverbot: No, at Ahmeds.
User: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: This is not funny.
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4213287
Thanks!
This is so good!
Can't wait for more. 
Shoot. Now I'm addicted to Cleverbot
This is hilarious.
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Okay, I might do a sequel now that I know there is interest. But no guarantees! At all!
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Thanks!
4213523 Awesome!
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This is why I love Cleverbot
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Darn.
Oh, she's OOC?
Sorry you didn't enjoy it.
4213700 4213743 I actually got a Cleverbot employee to admit that it's not AI. Then, we had a pleasant conversation on Doctor Who.
4213862 it isn't?
4213873 Nope. Not even the government could make an AI that smart. Try asking it for help on your homework. Trust me, they're real people. *shudders*
4213862
I used the term loosely, I guess.
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If you click the link that says "Cleverscript," you get to create your own Bot using a spreadsheet. You have to register to actually use it, but you can still create a script yourself. And it's not Java script.
I beg to differ
good story bro
4214563
Thanks!
Happens all the goddamn time on cleverbot.
What conversation?
-revenge of the Cleverbot, the clevering.
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I'm afraid my reaction was: Eh.
Although, as a fellow Cleverbot conversationalist (and seducer, I might add
) I did get a laugh here and there.
All in all? Here, have an upvote.
And it turns out it was CHRYSALIS THE WHOLE TIME!
Banish for not making sense
...glad i never use cleverbot
A strong beginning, but I feel that the story got weaker once Luna took over.
Though I was very amused by Cleverbot's final message
Dissed by a bot. Awesome.
4215900 Amazing Pinkie is still around, no?
4224286
Sorry, who?
4224162 Nope, there is a predictable Pinkie. Everypony knows what she can do. Streamers *yawn*
(and I'm not talking about the show, just, in other words, everypony is supposed to get used to parties always held in a similar way)
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CUTIE MARK CRUSADER CLEVERBOT SPEAKERS, YAY!
Do one where the CMC try it.
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No. I didn't even know your blog post existed.
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Maybe. I already have one with Pinkie Pie in the works.
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I don't think I'll ever forget this.
me: "OMG! it's a ghost!"
Cleverbot: "I bet he worked for Google."
4226532
oh god
I just came back from googling "Cleverbot". I didn't know about it before. Pretty cool. I'll definitely read this later.
I almost got it to say that I win "the game", which I told it was to outsmart Cleverbot. It sort of admitted it, but when I asked, "So, you agree that I win the game?" it said, "No."
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4228635 yup, that pretty much sums up that story. or it could even be taken as a spoiler
Cleverbot has demonstrated how not to flirt with an enraged moon goddess
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Cleverbot: It is not, I'm still waiting for the sandwich.
Me: Does that mean I win?
Cleverbot: Sure.
I won.
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I still don't know who/what that is...
nya...
4243378
What?
4243400 That is the kinda noise I make when I am enjoying something. Your story
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Oh, okay. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
4244046 Squee
4234436 Think Cleverbot, with a moving face to match it. There's a woman's face that is "Eve" and she speaks out every response that she makes. It's makes so many funny reactions. And even some scary ones when she says your name outloud.
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Oh. I don't know if I'll make a sequel with that. I'm already doing one with Pinkie, and I'm thinking about the CMC.
It's not technically "Celestia" vs Cleverbot
What I don't understand, is why Luna looked at it in the first place.
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Originally she was just going to pop in, but the story wrote itself to the way it is now.