• Member Since 30th May, 2013
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Have you seen a little girl? She just turned seven last month? Short, black hair?

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Twilight Sparkle never thought that her parents would get a divorce.

Twilight Sparkle never thought that her parents could find another special somepony either.

Twilight Sparkle was wrong on both these accounts.

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... And then Night Light does all her friends. Comedy!

... If Night Light ends up going out with Rarity, then I can just picture Rainbow Dash from the alternate reality of "Dash's New Mom" tearing open a window into this universe then pointing to Twilight and going:

“I’m sorry, princess.

Dick....

“Princess, you don’t want to know.

Dick....

“I’m… afraid so, princess.

Okay seriously.....Just call your own daughter by her first name....Jesus....


Also, I can totally see a Night Light X Rarity ship coming....

Ooh, interesting!
Is there going to be more?

Can't wait to see what comes next.

I just find it odd how Twilight's father calls her princess. It just seems so off

Pretty good, pretty good. Keep at it! :moustache:

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Haha, I made him call her princess, not cause she's a princess now, but because it's like a childhood nickname for her. My grandpa used to call me princess, and whenever I think of cute little nicknames for people, princess is always the first one to pop into my mind x)

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Yes, there will be more to come :) hehe

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Ok that makes sense.

Still I find it odd since she is an actual princess xD

:moustache: Spike's "dad" has a crush on his crush?
:raritydespair:

oh I don't see this going well for spike... And the whole Your to young for her spike could be done in complete reverse by spike as in your to old for her... Also I love my family but If I had a crush on someone and my family knew THEN they went and started going out with my crush oh I would punch them in the face and copletely disown them. I hate to sound like a asshole but some things i just couldnt forgive and that would be one of them... especially if I spent YEARS working on getting her to go out with me.

And then Twilight's mom starts dating Celestia or something, just because the universe decided that Twilight Sparkle's life wasn't awkward enough as it was.

:twilightangry2: "Can you two PLEASE stop making out in the throne room while I'm trying to arbitrate court rulings?"

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Haha, I'll be getting to Miss Velvet Sparkle in a little bit... after all, I did say that "Twilight Sparkle never thought that her parents could re-marry again either". :twilightsheepish: :raritywink:

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:rainbowlaugh: "It was a long, hard road to get here Twilight, but at last I have my revenge for you marrying my father!"
:twilightoops: "Revenge for... WHAT?"
:rainbowhuh: "Ohh ponyfeathers, I think this is the wrong parallel universe again. Forget everything I just said."

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Well the problem with Twilight's mom is that there aren't really that many stallions in Twilight's life, (or the series in general, but thats a matter for another day) who aren't her dad or her brother. Neither of which are valid choices for obvious reasons. Also I went with Celestia for not only maximum awkwardness factor for Twilight, but also the hilarious possibility that Celestia just arranges for Velvet to cheat death, so not even the slow decay of time can stop Twilight's embarrassment.

Finally, a story with Spike seeing Night Light as his father.

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:trixieshiftright:I approve of anything and everything that embarrasses Twilight Sparkle.

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Just imagine it, two thousand years down the line, ponykind has left their homeworld behind long ago, and your mom and step-mom are still embarrassing you in first contact situations with brand new alien species. Bringing out baby photos, awkward stories, tales about you and your first coltfriend, the possibilities are endless.

The Sparkle’s woke up bright and early
you’re going to meet all my friends’ dad!
...watching the Wonderbolts Derby’s,

...and there was a great disturbance in the Force, as though thousands of schoolteachers cried out in anguish...
(Why? WHY? Why do ponies keep using apostrophe-S to make plurals, for Celestia's sake? Doesn't anypony learn the difference between plurals and possessives in school anymore? Don't they teach this anymore? What kind of schoolbooks is the Equestrian Education Board using these days, anyway?)
(Easy now, Miss Cheerilee, they're probably just typos.)
(Maybe Twilight oughta teach her that deep-breathin' trick that helps keep her from goin' "Lesson Zero" crazy.) :applejackunsure:
(I keep telling you, I am not crazy! My mother had me tested!) :twilightangry2:
(Whatever you say, sugarcube.) :ajsmug:
(My word, and everypony accuses me of being overly dramatic...) :duck:
(Well, ta be fair, ya kinda are.)
(...)

Velvet said that she met this stallion when she went away on a business trip, and she’s fallen in love with him.

Is it Flash Sentry? I bet it's Flash Sentry. :trixieshiftright:

The moment Velvet said "ohh he lives in the Crystal Empire", I was like "OHH GOD NO, SHE'S SOMEHOW DATING AN UNDEAD VERSION OF KING SOMBRA!"

This is far more hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!

Gasp

AHAHHHAHAHAHHAAA!
My sides!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Oh god! Did not see that coming. Of all the ponies to choose. The most hated one in the fandom.

Oh, no, this isn't going to be awkward at all... :rainbowlaugh:

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Haha... yeah... just typos... :twilightblush:

Thank you muchly, corrections have been made. :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by NocturneD85 deleted Aug 20th, 2013

dear god... you definitely earned a follower here.

At first I was going, "No... it can't be." the more I read, the bigger the smirk on my face until Flash came in. I was giggling at the idea but now that its here.
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My gawd, I support this now. Flash Sentry, you're reign of waifu stealing will never stop huh? Go for the kill and knock her up too.

Ok so got a feeling twilight is gonna hate her mom.. and Spike is gonna hate his dad...

This won't be awkward for everyone involved at all.

damn it Spike! Let some magic happen.

Seriously Spike BURN HIS FUCKING ASS WITH YORU FLAME. TURN HIM iNTO A FUCKING ROAST. THAT ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. maybe you could get celestia to banish him to the moon no that would hurt the fucking moons good looks. Oh i knew it was coming but still. Spike better not let him off on any accounts. Nightlight knows spike likes her. Spike has probly said it several times. Nightlight knowing that is pretty much going up to spike and telling him I don't love you. :flutterrage: . there is not enough rage to explain what I feel toward night right now.

Also as a side note i CAN not see twilight forgiving him for this either. She knows he knows of spikes feelings for rarity she would see this as a breech of trust that one has so deeply for their family it would seem like a betrayl of the highest amount. AJ and rainbow would most likely also be pissed at Rarity because they just freaking went through all the trouble of explaining how this wouldn't happen for it to happen. It kinda makes me REALLY want to punch someone right now... and I never punch anyone. Never got in a fight at school heck I worked as a Customer Support rep for several companies for 5 years. You would get people cussing you for no reason so you know i can hold my anger in but this guy I don't know why just got under my skin. And its not even that they are doing it together its the fact that they BOTH know spike likes... no loves her. he wouldn't do what he does for her if he didn't. A crush I could see him helping her a little but to the point of Stoping his greed growth for her is point enough how much he cares. But they took his heart and crushed it under both their hooves... which is what I find 100% unforgivable. If this was a fic about velvet and him breaking up and then rarity being there for him it would be ok.. those I understand.

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I can understand (although I never was or is in his situation). If someone does that to my friend; I will castrate somebody in there sleep or give them a lecture that they will never forget. Again, that is just me.

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Also, sending him to the moon is too kind; if it comes down to it I could think of something much much worse that could be done besides the ones that I already stated.

3081188 See you understand it. i mean sure I have read and enjoyed good rarity ship fics before but man this one is torturous in teh fact that WE know its hurting spike. Its almost at the point unless something comes up that I want this story marked dark or at least sad.

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I have something planned for Spike, don't you worry. Whether it's good or bad, I can't say. But I have something planned! :moustache:

3081221 I can only say it better be good because my only reason I am holding onto this story is in the hopes it steadies out. otherwise it goes on my very short list of stories i have unfaved

Ok listen up Spike. Rarity was a bit of a bitch who was never going to acknowledge your crush on her or give you an answer one way or the other. And she was pretty much using you ALL THE TIME. You are far, far better off without her. Now go hangout with Applejack or another of Twilight's friends.

This is gonna be a heck of a ride.

And you thought things were messed up before...

This is awkward as hell, yet I am eager to see how this ends though.
I can only describe it as a train wreck that one can't help but watch in both horror and sheer awe.

This is the most brilliant plan ever, Shining. Do it!

Two reasons to hate Flash. Yayyyyy!

Now Twilight will be forever alone... her mother stole her stallion. :twilightangry2:
Then again, Twilight would've messed it up at some point.

Damn, Velvet sure is dense as a black hole.

as long as Flash doesn't end up with Twilight I'm good. Honestly, if Shining is having a problem with a stallion around his age dating his mother, then its going to be a bit the same with his little sister. I mean I might have to look at it again but why would you want to make the one that ruined your parents marriage with your sister? Still say Velvet should surprise everypony that she's pregnant with Flash's kid just to make every pony go silent and awkward.

Yes, Shining and Twilight are truly two masters of romance and won't fail at this in any way.

Wow, Twilight's mom is unbearable! Also, why is Cadence also blaming Flash Sentry when the ones arguing were the other two?
Anyways, can't wait to see Twilight's reaction when she finds out who her mom is dating. :rainbowlaugh:

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Oh christ, that would be a little too evil xD Oh god. :rainbowlaugh:

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