Twilight Sparkle has always considered herself a connoisseur of meat, having sampled nearly every type in existence. She loves meat. Without meat, what is there to live for? So when the local slaughter house closes down, she takes it upon herself to find a new source to satisfy her dark hunger. Thankfully, Fluttershy's house is practically crawling with meat.

People wanted me to write this months ago. I finally did it...