Celestia sends Star Swirl the Bearded’s final, unfinished spell to Twilight as a final test before her ascension. Owlowiscious gets to it first.

Rated E for "Eh?"

Everything seemed to be alright the day that Discord came back to Canterlot under the watchful eye of Celestia as a (mostly) redeemed draconequus. But the luxurious life of royalty is so... BORING! "Do something creative," they said, "It'll be fun," they said. Thus it was that Discord sat down and began writing the worst stories he could imagine! But between posh living, running a ministry, court dates, random quests from Celestia and Luna, and learning about the magic of friendship, surely these stories can't be that bad, can they?

Time, is something that I do not have to spare. The waters of my life is slowly dripping away before me. I cannot stop my inevitable death. It approaches me like an old friend. Patiently waiting as my life ebbs away. I do not fear death. I welcome it, with open hooves. But... Before I die, there is one wish that I hope to see fulfilled. It might prove difficult, even impossible. However... I no longer have anything to lose. And I hope to at least find some form of comfort before I leave this world, forgotten and swept under the drain.

I wish to meet my love, Princess Luna.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia Side Swipes a 2001 Dodge Grand Caravan

After being assaulted by a minivan and then surviving a wild night at a bar with Thomas and his crew, Princess Celestia is ready to return home, peace treaties signed and fun had. As an aside, Celestia made a joke with the President of the United States about bringing a couple of these “minivans” home for herself and her sister.

Luna didn’t know what the massive shipping container that came along with Celestia was for, but upon opening it, realized they could have some fun with this…

Fiat-Chrysler would have been a bit more hesitant in sending off two brand new 2018 Chrysler minivans if they knew neither of them knew how to drive.

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Box of Shame 9/7/2019

Unedited, and probably not pre-read, or if it was I didn't listen.

A silly gift for Admiral, a sequel to a commission from him, and inspired by his blog post.

Now translated into Chinese thanks to Nova Twinkle!
Now translated into Spanish thanks to SPANIARD KIWI!

Switchback has been living in Ponyville for about two years now and everything is great. He's able to discreetly feed without anypony knowing about it, except for Pinkie Pie of course. He still hasn't figured her out entirely, but she's kept his secret so that makes her a good friend in his book. So why would she invite him to come to a wedding without disguising himself?

Takes place during and right after the 100th episode: Slice of Life.

Being a princess is no cakewalk. And Luna, Celestia and Candace know that. They want to have a daughter so they can have company. Together they go to a place where they can adopt a foal. Each chooses and adopts a unicorn foal.

* In this AU, Candace never went to the Crystal Empire. That is, the Crystal Empire never existed. She was helping Luna and Celestia with the royal duties. And Luna never became Nightmare Moon.

Following the events of "Secrets of my Excess" Rarity joins Twilight Sparkle and the Royal Sisters for brunch, hoping to gain advice on dealing with a certain young dragon and the feelings she keeps hidden.

Unfortunately I ran out of material for the plot for this to make sense going forward. I made the mistake of just writing from the beginning without any proper editing or structure. I hope you enjoy it as it is. I would also be happy with handing the story over should anyone decide they could continue this novel.

The importance of the six ponies who bare the Elements of Harmony is something unknown to society within Equestria. However their roles hardly went unnoticed by the Pony Intelligence Agency that seeks to maintain Equestrian security and upheld the framework of its society.

Intelligence Director Black Hooves has set up an elite group of guardians known as the Protectors. Their sole purpose being to silently and secretly watch over each one of the main six ponies.

But when agent Hat Trick, Protector of Rainbow Dash, unwittingly sees a dark creature in the shadows of an arena during a Wonderbolts show, his carefully organised life is quickly thrown asunder as he and his fellow Protector, Firefly, are thrown into a world of dark intrigue that could ultimately destroy the very fabrics of all that is known of Pony kind.

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Special Mentions

Cover art: "The Commitment" by Brendan Amato
http://brendanamato.deviantart.com

Lucan Dingle (Maelstrom) and Kurt Kenchenten for the use of their OCs, Misty Veil and The Ancient, and their back stories which allowed me to piece together Known Gods.

Also thanks to Lucan for editing and evaluating the chapters in an effort to make them seemless before they are uploaded.

This work of fiction is an original work based off My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a trademark of Hasbro. Known Gods is not endorsed or recognized by Hasbro, their subsidiaries or any other publisher.

In an alternate reality, Discord found his love of chaos came in handy for babysitting young foals. For two thousand years, since he and the princess' were kids, he's babysat nearly everyone in Equestria. Now he's babysitting the cutie mark crusaders, and while he does he recounts with them his many babysitting jobs of your favorite characters as fillies, one by one.

What can go wrong when you are friends with a Princess? Nothing can go wrong, when Luna's the princess! Using magic to get something you love never worked out better.

Apple Bloom learns that lesson the best way posible