A few years ago, Equestria and Earth intertwined and crossed paths. Goods and ideas were soon exchanged between the two neighboring worlds, one of these goods being automobiles. After months of saving up their bits, the girls decide to check out Flim Flam Brothers Used Autos that just opened for business in Ponyville. Will they get a good deal and find just what they are looking for or will it end up being a classic case of buyer's remorse?

Rated Everyone. Appropriate for all ages. Credit for the cover goes to Aquaticsun on Deviantart.

Flim and Flam find themselves down and out in the Fire Swamp after another failed attempt at entrepreneurship. Turns out the inhabitants there aren't their typical kind of customers either...

A short, silly story written for the January Writeoff - The Best Medicine

Applejack wakes up with a hang-over and tries to remember the events of the Great Appleloosian Moonshine Run, and all the havoc that happened during.

Set in the Xenophilia Universe.

Lapis-Lazuli Proudly Presents...
In the far southern regions of Equestria, where the rule of the Sun Princess runs thin...
There is a town under siege, held in the iron grip of a tyrant.

Poor, desperate, and defenseless, the citizens turn to a band of unlikely heroes.
They come from all walks of life, each seeking something, each running from something.

And in this little town, far from the eyes of the great and powerful, these seven outcasts will come together for a job that will change their lives forever.

Based on John Sturges' "The Magnificent Seven" and Akira Kurosawa's "The Seven Samurai"
With thanks to TheGreekOwl for his cover art.

T.

This may seem a bit sudden, but I need you to come to Ponyville, if you can.

As I already wrote before, a few weeks ago, Celestia sent me a book with a special kind of spell in it, which I needed to study. Now, I can't tell you more about it in this letter, considering how sensitive it is, but if you're interested, I could really use your help on this.

I realise you have your travelling show to manage, and how egoistical it may seem for me to ask you to come all the way to ponyville, but you're the only pony I could think of to ask for this.

Like, I could really really use your help.

Signed,

T.

Written for the Swapped Roles' Reunions contest.

Life as a struggling showmare is hard, and Trixie has felt the worst of it. Just as things seem they couldn't get worse, an unfortunate accident occurs that threatens to send her over the edge. Or perhaps this unfortunate accident is really a blessing in disguise.

(Cover art provided by JazzyQ. Edit, now Jassie Q. Has a live reading which can be seen here.)

Life hasn't been easy for Prince Blueblood ever since a certain unicorn mare lashed out at him. In fact, he's barely a prince in everything but title.

Hoping to take his mind off his troubles, Blueblood pays a visit to a casino in Canterlot, where he soon discovers he's not the only one who's life has been ruined.

So, instead of simply playing cards, these ponies decide to see who's had it the worst. And each of them are convinced that their story cannot be beaten. And Blueblood will be darned if he sits out on this discussion.

(Based off of the Batman The Animated Series Episode "Almost Got 'Im".)

Queen Chrysalis throws a Hearth's Warming Eve party.

It does not quite go as planned.

Written for totallynotabrony as part of Jinglemas 2018.

Inspired (rather obliquely) by the classic British Christmas song A Wombling Merry Christmas.

Gayle is a fitness nut. Steve is a professional layabout. Gayle is super motivated, Steve is super not. The two are an unlikely pair of roommates, a real life odd couple. While they're such opposites, they're also an unlikely pair of firm, if antagonistic, friends. They also share a special birthday...

So of course, things get interesting, as things are wont to do in stories. On their 25th birthdays, they start noticing... changes. Are those wings Gayle is sprouting, and is that a beak? Is Steve growing a horn on his head... but losing a "horn" somewhere else? Why do the names Gilda and Lazy Bones sound familiar? Time to get the hell out of Dodge! In their quest to find a safe haven they'll stumble across a certain pair of twin brothers and a whole motley crew of other Equestrian castaways in what might be the most bizarre road trip ever! Of all time! And is that love blooming between our intrepid heroes?

A side story in the Five Score, Divided by Four universe.

ALOT of swearing. So beware, if that sort of thing bothers you. Seriously, the main character swears like a pirate on shoreleave.
(The first four chapters were proofread and edited by themultiversewatcher, but since then it's been the incredible and... always interesting PingSquirrel.)

After the mishap at Sweet Apple Acres, Flim and Flam find themselves shunned far and wide by the extended Apple Family, who, as it turns out, control nearly all of Equestria's apple orchards. With no source of fuel to create their cider, the twins realize that the goal which they have worked for since they were foals may never come to fruition, forcing them to pursue other lines of work until they can figure out their next course of action. Unfortunately, it seems the two only have one place to go, where finding assistance may prove difficult unless they can swallow their pride and right the wrongs they created in the past. Rated teen for some more serious themes that may arise in the future.