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//  Interlude - Profiles in Ponytude 3 - Sunny Daze 
// Story: Good Griff! 
// by Von Snootingham 
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Interview 3 - Sunny Daze






 *Begin recording*

Von: Okay, here we go again. Despite my… *interviewer clears throat* earlier failings, we’re going to keep plugging away at this in the interview format. I had contemplated just jotting down each character’s pertinent information, but I want to keep kidnapping the poor fools and subjecting them to a battery of questions. As you just read, I’m a read cruel asshole to my creations. I am going to eliminate the height and weight question though, as well as cut down the number of song picks they and I both pick down to two. So yeah. Without further ado, let’s talk to some ponies.

*BAMF!*

Von: Welcome! How are you, gentleman?

Sunny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Von: Whoa! Whoa there, guy.

Sunny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Von: Calm down. Sunny. You’re alright.

Sunny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Von: I SAID SHUT UP!

*Slapping noise, then silence*

Von: Better?

Sunny: How did this happen?

Von: I teleported you from the story into the non-canon zone.

Sunny: No, man. How am I hallucinating?

Von: Say what now?

Sunny: I never took nothing. I’ve always been so careful. Did somebody slip me something?

Von: You’re not hallucinating. I assure you, I’m very much real.

Sunny: I bet it was Gilda, wasn’t it? “I’ma big, mean griffon! I’ma put some pot in Sunny’s food! It’s gonna be hilarious!”

Von: I’m telling you-

Sunny: Oh man! Was it bath salts!?

Von: I just want to ask you some questions, Sunny.

Sunny: I bet I’m eating some guy’s face RIGHT NOW! Oh man oh man! I’m a vegetarian! I can’t eat people!

Von: Okay, good. That’s a start. What is your favorite food.

Sunny: Double dark chocolate ice cream. I tried to go vegan once, but I couldn’t live without ice cream.

Von: Very good. See? That wasn’t so hard was it? Now we’re getting-

Sunny: Dude, I could go for some ice cream right now. Oh no! Is this the munchies? I’ve got the munchies! Noooo!

Von: *exasperated sigh*

Sunny: This is the worst thing ever!

Von: God, I need a drink. And I don’t even drink.

Sunny: Me neither. That’s smart, dude. Don’t want to get drunk and lose control of yourself.

Von: Sur-

Sunny: Like now! Oh god, I’m probably flying under the influence right now! I’m gonna crash and kill a bus full of kids!

Von: Oh my god, shut up!

*Silence*

Von: I am an author. You are a character in a story I am writing. This is an interlude between chapters. I’m conducting an interview so I can put together a profile so the readers can get to know you better. I need you to please calm down so I can ask you some questions. Do you understand?

*Silence*

Sunny: My hallucination is MEAN.

Von: Forget it. Fuckin’... forget it! I’m done.

*BAMF!*

Von: I don’t know why expected this to be any better. I’m just gonna pull the answers out of his brain and be done with it. I think this may be the last straw. These things are going to give me an ulcer.


*Recording ends*




 
Name:  Former:             Watson, Dave
            Current:            Sunny Daze
Coat Color:                    mustard-y yellow
Mane Color:                   orange-ity orange
Eye Color:                      ketchup-y red
Cutie Mark:                   content-looking sun
Blood Type:                     AB+
Birthday:                        May 2, 1995
Occupation:                    “urban farmer” (marijuana grower)
Brony:                            yes
Favorite Food:                double dark chocolate ice cream
Favorite Drink:              (doesn’t drink)
Favorite Color:               forest green
Songs: Subject’s picks:   (Despite being told to pick only two, the subject thought about a dozen songs in
extremely quick succession. These were the only three able to be made out.
                                       It's Not Easy Being Green (Kermit the Frog)
                                       Smarter Than U (The Undertones)
                                       Bad Moon Rising (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
            Author’s pick:     Get In Line (Barenaked Ladies)
                                       The Fool on the Hill (The Beatles)
Meet One Person:           Billy Mays
Super Power:                  flight (subject seems to forget he can already do this)
Hobby:                            video games
Childhood Memory:        growing a bean in kindergarten
First Kiss:                      13 years old, Shannon McKenna, extra sloppy makeouts