It's easy deciding to step out of existence, but coming back? That's another story altogether. In fact, it is a lesson the seven pillars are learning themselves as they try to adjust to the Equestria that they no longer know. The seven choose to keep in contact via a magical journal and go their separate ways as they try to find their own place within Equestrian Society.

***This is a lighthearted tale with allusion to drugs and violence.***

Together, You(Anon) and Trixie are trapped in a ruined warehouse after being kidnapped in a case of mistaken identity and held for ransom and subsequently stumbling across an illegal import business in the disguise of a legitimate wine producing company. You got nothing against cheap booze but when ponies start flinging magical energy bombs and charging you a man's got to step up and handle business. You know what I mean?

The exits are either blocked from debris or totally unusable. You are trapped and have nothing to do except wait for rescue. There's a table turned on its side with bullet holes through it in the middle of the room good chair and a half broken one though still usable. Boxes, barrels, and bottles of wine lay scattered and smashed all around. A single ray of light shines down and illuminates the table in the otherwise poorly lit area.

This story is a sequel to Dadonequus Discord (Book 1)

(Based in the Dadonequus Discord universe) And there are spoilers as this takes place after the story Anon arrives in Canterlot while it is under siege by the Storm King's army. Mistaking it as a certain video game villain's interdimensional crossing, he heads into the castle expecting an easy fight only to run into Tempest Shadow. Will Anon be able to defeat her and end the movie prematurely? Or will he once again screw up?

You already know the answer

This story is a sequel to A Fall Day's Date

Giving gifts is one of the many struggles every relationship has. Especially when money is tight. On this Hearts and Hooves day, Anon comes up with a gift that may not be expensive, but means a lot.

Knowledge of the previous dates is not necessary for this story, but never the less is part of a series.

Your life in Equestria sucks and you really just want to kill yourself.

Written for Aragon's Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest

This story is a sequel to The Human Named Andy and a Devil Named Pinkie Pie

Seriously people, for the love of all that is holy, don't smoke! It's a rather...bad and addictive habit.

Andy is having a smoke whilst sat outside Sugarcube Corner and Pinkie Pie catches him in the act, prompting her to question Andy's actions.

God, she's so annoying! First the dough balls and now I have to explain myself to her? Christ, just give me a noose already! ~ Andy

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Cover Art Credit - HelloEternity - Deviantart

This story has nothing to do with my real parents but this is just how my oc grew up and what he went through. I worked on this with a friend from school she helped me out a little bit but i never actually got to it and finished it. at the time i wrote this my oc looked different so there is a lot to do in this story lol. but i hope you guys enjoy what i have so far. it aint the best but idk i just hope you like it.

it is about how my oc was born and the events that are to come from one night that was tragic. and how he grew up on his own and had to live in the streets and help his mother whom he loved very much live.

This story is a sequel to Lessons Signed in Triplicate

Mr. Hayseed Greenhooves finds the element of kindness back in the Princesses Private Gardens several weeks after the gala. But she has no place here now.

This story is part three of the series "Sharing the Consequence Cake" and is preceeded by "Lessons signed in Triplicate" and "Apologetic Notes in G Flat" They can be read in any order.

Scattered all over Equestria and possibly even farther than their land, there are mysterious and legendary caves that contain statues and carvings of a mysterious species that nopony truly knows about, the mysterious species were dubbed as the 'Alternians'. Historians and scientists have been researching about these caves along with the Alternians for thousands of years starting back when Starswirl the Bearded trotted amongst the land with the young Alicorn sisters by his side and discovered the first cave.

There are rumors that there are twelve caves in total but so far only six have been discovered. It was by luck that Fluttershy and Zecora found the cave within the Everfree forest, but this cave was very different and very special compared to the other caves for it held crucial clues that may just answer questions that dated back to even before one thousand years ago...

Getting sent to Equestria years, and I mean years back before the show started is not the day nor future I pictured spending time at a con with my best friend. Who is notably stuck with me. At least I'm not alone, and I'm glad that we're both practically immortal.

I think I know why most Displaced get stoned like Discord, but for us? No, that wasn't the way to go. Getting turned to stone does not sound fun, so... instead of that, we did one other thing.

We fucked with Equestrian history. Hey, we were bored and wanted to mess with ponies the long way not to mention re-tell our favorite comic's story in a more dramatic and more mysterious way, took a long time but we did it and remained mysterious for thousands of years pretty impressive if I do say so myself.

Our names don't matter and we won't tell you, but I am now The Handmaid and my best friend's The Psiioniic. Together, we corrupted Equestria and weaved myths and stories into their culture about a species that didn't even exist in our world. Equestria didn't know what hit them. But frankly, even with the thousands of years of wisdom and experience and utter insanity that was my best friend and I, both Psii and I, we didn't know what hit us either. I guess this was the universe's way of payback for turning the whole of Equestria and possibly beyond into Homestuck fans.

AN: Yes it's Homestuck, yes I know I've been away for a long time but now I'm back with something new. Hope you enjoy!

You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforeseen consequences.

Originally Edited by Alex_