For teenage Cheese Sandwich, traveling all over Equestria is a way of life. It became second nature for him to trust his Cheesie Sense to lead him the right direction. But when he is led to a retirement home in the middle of nowhere, he begins to question its accuracy. What good could he do there?

A/N: now with voice reading by "TheCaptainSand". Listen to his wonderfully dulcet british tones and his hilarious Applejack impression here. Thanks again, Cap!

Due to slightly contrived circumstances, Maud Pie becomes Equestria's fifth, newest (*cough* best *cough*) alicorn princess. Inducted, she will face the most dangerous, diabolical threat anypony has ever devised:

The legal system.

Will she be as stoic as ever? Will she be able to handle the crushing paperwork? Will Pinkie get to plan her coronation party?! Only one thing is for certain:

Rocks.

Many, many rocks.

Oh, and an attempted assassination and eventual plot to take over the world as we know it.

But mostly rocks.

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Just a little something I came up with. I apologize if it has errors, i haven't had much time to edit. I did fix it up as best as I could, though.

Hope you laugh! (If not, I apologize. Maud comedy is kind of hard to write, considering that... y'know. She's Maud.)

EDIT: Featured 10/9! My second featured story, and it only took me 8 months to do it! WOO-HOO!

EDIT 2: Holy crap. as of 10/21, my story is so popular that is in the realm of being in the featured box every time it gets updated. Can't thank you guys enough, cliche as it sounds.

Being a princess is stressful, but your peers and friends can certainly help.

That was what Twilight had in mind when she invited Luna over for tea one afternoon. A relaxing, friendly meeting between two fellow princesses where they can commiserate and share their experiences. An invitation to a stronger friendship than they had before, offered to a pony displaced in time.

What she got was an uncomfortable assertion about her relationship with her number one assistant, Spike. One that she is having difficulty refuting.

Unsanctioned contact with Extradimenstionals is illegal. Lawbreakers of the multiverse will be tracked down, and Exterminated on sight.
Punishment: The removal of Free Will.
No exceptions.
No tolerance.
No mercy.
No hope.
Forever.
(Thanks to FullMetalFurbee for cleaning up my stuff)

(A/N: The story is going to be a bit clunky. The reasons are because there is a butt ton of lore built up for The Great Multiverse Theory, all of which conspire to make it really hard to tell a story with it. The shortest way to describe it is me deciding to populate the Outside of the Universe with sociopathic eldritch abominations to police against threats to homeostasis. If there seems to be something that should be told, but isn't, don't hesitate to ask)
And I'm not very good at writing compared to the worldbuilding I've made for this.)

A short story in which You helps Twilight lose her ever-grammatical mind.

*****
Massive thanks to Level Dasher for stepping in and proofreading/editing! He pointed out a ton of little (and not-so-little) details that I missed, and I feel his efforts really put a coat of polish on the story.

One day whilst working, Rarity is horrified to discover a spider and tries to kill it.

Things quickly escalate.

Now with a YouTube reading!

Big thanks to Vexy and Abramus5250 for editing and RainbowBob for pre-reading. Go check out their work!

Cover art found here by otakuap, go check out his work on his deviantart!

Dusk Shine has dealt with many trails throughout his life. From clashing with Nightterror Nebula to outwitting the mischievous Eris to thwarting King Nymphamos’s invasion, he'd seen it all.

All in all, Dusk Shine would admit that life was hardly easy. And now, Dusk finds that his mentor's self loathing is the least of his problems as he finds himself thrust into a world where he and his friend... are mares?

edited by Saylux and OverlordCornutt

It took many long years and far more defeats than he'd care to admit, but at last—at long last—victory was finally within the great Ahuizotl's reach. Absolutely nothing, not even that meddlesome Daring Do, would be able to stand in his way any longer. Yet even with his arch nemesis facing her inevitable demise and the ultimate power literally in his grasp, he can't shake the feeling that he's forgotten about something.

One tiny, crucial detail. Something very important. As in, 'could easily ruin his plans if not attended to' important.

...

Eh, maybe he just left the oven on again.

Luna never liked it when ponies just slept right through the night, not giving a thought to her hard work. Even her own sister, Celestia, ignored her for royal duties. It drove her jealousy, and it caused her to become Nightmare Moon. Now, a thousand years later, she is back. Celestia decides to throw royal to the side for once, and watch as her sister raises the moon and paints the night sky.

Inspired by the beautiful animation: Do you want to see the moon rise? by EileMontyDubz.

Also, for a wonderful take on how Twilight might've viewed the night sky after Princess Luna's return, go read I thought I knew the sky by nightwalker

Equestria has not always been the peaceful land it is known as today. In the days of old, ancient beings wandered its lands, all seeking to assert their power over one another. Some sought power, others sought a challenge, even more simply wanted to cause misery in others for the simple thrill of it. Very few and far inbetween were kind, or forgiving, as they were usually the first to perish.

Enter a young mare by the name of Celestia, and her sister Luna. With their parents dead, the two siblings suddenly find themselves in a position of power they are ill prepared for. However, they must rise to the occasion, or their subjects and their kingdom will be crushed underfoot by the monsters that seek to devour them all.

Join these siblings, and experience the pain, struggle, battles, and hardships they both had to endure to make Equestria into the kingdom it is today.

Editing done by 2D-kun and Doccular42