Bonus: Page 16 of Word Twirl's List of Maud Pie Brand Products
Maud Pie Tee-shirts
Maud Pie Plushies
Maud Pie Nail Polish
Maud Pie Stockbrokers (ticker tag ROCK)
Maud Pie Attorneys at Law
Maud Pie Cheese Grater
Maud Pie Military Tank
Maud Pie Geology Books
Maud Pie Cartoon (with sidekick Boulder, the wonder rock)
Maud Pie Fake Vomit
Maud Pie Furniture
Maud Pie Placemats
Maud Pie Necronomicon
Maud Pie Pickaxe
Maud Pie Wig (colored in grey, light grey, dark grey, slate grey, iron-grey, mineral grey, and purple.)
Maud Pie Cat Food
Maud Pie-Approved Pet Rocks
Maud Pie Helicopter
Maud Pie International Airlines
Maud Pie Gloves
Maud Pie Boots
Maud Pie Book (Maud-er, she wrote)
Maud Pie dolls action figures (with real rock-punching action!)
Maud Pie Fan Belts
Maud Pie Pig Slop
Maud Pie Taxidermy Kit
Maud Pie Magic Wand (disclaimer: not actually magic)
Maud Pie Pie
Maud Pie TV Show (Maud Men)
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Fucking Maud Men.
Maud Pie Mud Pies
Maud Pie Strength Training Profram
Maud Pie Granite-ohs Cereal
Maud Pie Lecture Series on Sedimentary Rocks
Maud Pie Lecture Series on Igneous Rocks
Maud Pie Lecture Series on Metamorphic Rocks
Maud Pie Lecture Series on...
What? No rock candy, rock album, embouldering mane spray or greeting cards (for expressing sediment)?
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See page fourteen.
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see page twenty-two.
Maud brand crossbows
Maud Pie, the movie
Maud Pie, the lunchbox
Maud Pie, the sleeping bag
Maud Pie, the flamethrower (the kids love this one)
Pie U gear (Go Agates)
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They went with graveling cards instead.
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As seen engraved in Jim Henstone's 'The Craggles' and the character of 'uncle graveling Matt.'
Aaaand now that rock puns are everywhere, I'm thinking of Maud getting dumped outside her door by a sabertooth tiger and just standing there impassively instead of banging on the door.
I'm so happy this isn't in the chapter.
I think I'm starting to feel optimistic.
This is adorable. Hilariously adorable. I dunno why, but Maud just is so incredibly cute. Like, she's smart and logical and stuff, but she seems so... naive somehow. I love her.
You did a great job on this, too--way to keep in character! I love authors who keep in character.
Have a mustache. 
How about P-Maudy X workout DVDs get rock hard abs
5128888 do not question the comic scenario!
For the Maud Pie Fake Vomit, did Word Twirl get an accurate depiction of Maud's puke? 'Cause if not, it's false advertising.
(How this story came to be as told by the illuminati
) hmmmm those x becomes an alicorn are like popular man. Yeah but who should we do man. We could do Maud. Like genius man
I apologize please don't commit suicide because of this joke
OR I WILL KILL YOU
Maud Pie Computers
Maud Pie mp3 players
Maud Pie Comics
Maud Pie Industrial-strength rock solvent
Maud Pie Paint (Fifty Shades of Gray)
Maud Pie Mail
Maud Pie Chalkboards
Maud Pie Notebooks
What no Maud Video game?
Does it vibrate?
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Dammit, you beat me to it.
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I think it ... Wait, WHAT?!
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It translate to the exact thing the author meant them to.
What no Maud Pie Pickaxe?
No Maud Pie Rock polishers ? Blasphemy!
Is the taxidermy kit for taxidermy-ing animals or Maud?
5131298 oh, those were back on page 3
amazing!!!!!!!!!!!
Maud Pie Rock Tumbler (manually cranked rock tumbler)
Maud Pie Rock Tumbler (a granite tumbler you can stick in the freezer to keep your booze cold without melting ice watering it down)
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Maud Pie, the Doll! *hugs doll* "May the Quartz be with you!"
Is the story going to be serious now?
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Maud Pie Rock Tumblr (An ask blog for Maud's rock collection)
Maud Pie Rake
Maud Pie Hoe
Maud Pie Rock Detector
Maud Pie Rock Solvent
Maudios
Maud Pie Approved Rock Plumbing
5133956 you want serious, find another story.
Maud seems thrilled
This is an awesome story, keep it up!
I want the Maud plush
5137224 that's american logic. This is equestrian logic. Equestria has an entirely different system.
Also you try to bring real world logic into a story about pretty ponies. Lol.
AWWW NO FAIR
I WANNA BE A ALICORN DANG IT MAUD ALWAYS GOTTA BE 20 PERCENT KOOLO THEN RD DANGGG THIS STORY JUST FAB, UPVOTED 
5137334 I decided today that I will attempt to make pony beanie babies...starting with Maud!
"Princess Maud Piestm!"
"No! My stylish stooges can't resist the light, flaky crust -- the real flint filling!"
"Looks like your evil shampoo scheme is all washed up, Mane-iac!"
"I don't care -- as long as I can have these delicious Princess Maud Piestm!"
-- advertisement, Power Ponies #137
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For half those I just went "What the fuck?", starting with
Then I gave up and laughed my ass off
no maud pie real vomit?
Maud Pie plutonium play sets
Maud Pie rare stone collection (now with moon rocks from the princess you probably forgot about)
Maud Pie Germane pith helmets
Maud Pie, Pinkie Pie' s party preparation plushi. (Her sister wanted something.)
Maud Pie the Doll
Maud Pie the Coloring Book
Maud Pie the FLAME THROWER!!!
5163995 MERCHANDIZING!!!! And may the Schwartz be with you!
So... just slap Maud's face onto something and it can be merchandise? I wonder how easy it would be to make bootleg stuff. I don't think Maud would care overly much, but it's not my writing, so what do I know?
Men Behaving Maudly?
Maud Pie: Ace Attorney?
I apologise, I'm trying much too hard.
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That just made my day.
So much merchandise, I'm getting sedimental.
Maud Pie's pet rocks
Maud Pie's rock farm starter kit
Maud Pie's geode collection
Maud Pie's geology set
Maud Pie's mining tool set
Maud Pie's gem cutting tools
10/10
Would buy everything.