Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.

Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.

A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!

When Spitfire starts rooming with Rainbow Dash she finds out what the filly is really like.

-Disclaimer-
This story was first posted on the 30th of December in 2011, and the last chapter was posted on the 30th of April 2012. That means it has been four years since this story was started, and 3 years since the last update. A lot has happened to me in the last 4 years, and I am reminded of that by how awful this story is (Not that my writing has gotten any better). I'm headed on a new journey in life, but found this on an old hard drive and thought I'd re-upload it. I've kept all the authors notes, and terrible writing in tact, your welcome. I was such a chuckle-fuck ;A;

How far would you go for love? Would you travel across the world? Face peril whatever the danger? Even sacrifice your own being? Rainbow Dash will have to answer these questions as she tries to find a forbidden mirror to bring back the one she both loved and lost. But at what price will it be?

Originally publish in 01-15-12. This story has been rewritten.

The weird tale of 2 brothers and their search for a new home. They come across the quiet town of Ponyville, not knowing what to expect, but to make the most out of what happens.