//------------------------------// // Wait say what? // Story: Making the Best of It // by Dark Lightning //------------------------------// Chapter: Wait say what? "Well go ahead Cyan, AMAZE us with this new information that you've found out." "Shut Up Atom. Anyways, after reading this book a while- "Isn't that Twilights book from yesterday?" "Yes Atom, it is. I thought that TWilight wasn't telling us everything, so I stole it from her, and now its mine. Everypony can just deal with it." "..........Jeez." "So anyways from reading this I've found some more information!" "And that would be- "That we're even more fucked than we all thought we were." "Cyan.......language." "Shut up Dark. Anyways from reading it , it states that the mares go into some kind of- "SLAPJACK!" "The fu-......Blaze,Thunder,Shadow........are you guys even FUCKING LISTENING?" Theyv were all at the other end of the room playing a card game, and from what Blaze had shouted I pressume that it was SlapJack." "Uh....yeah we heard you....." "WE JUST DON'T CARE!" "Fuck you Thunder. Oh yeah Blaze, what did I say?" "..........Mares in heat stuff?" "Thats what I thought, and out of all the three ponies over there, you should be listening the most, since your the weak link and all." "............The fuck did you just say?" "I'm just saying the truth, I mean with one thing that you are the shortest out of all of us, and that doesn't really come in your favor since you don't make up for it with speed or strength. I doubt that your better in magic than Me, compared to Shadow......maybe then. And plus I think that your the youngest out of all of us so your not that expirienced in things." "DAMN.....hes calling you out in a way Blaze..." "Atom.....why do you add fuel to the fire?" "Because its fun." "..........Wow." "So your saying that I'M the most useless?" "In a way yes, and we ALL know its true." "Yeah I guess." "HELL YEAH YOU ARE!" "Atom......" "Its true." "Shadow, Thunder, whats your say? But already know your- "I don't agree." "Neither do I." "Thats right, so- wait what?" "We don't think that hes the weak link." ".............Really? You don't agree.............Wow.......Screw you guys then. ANYWAY, as I was saying- screw it, let me just read it from the book." As he opened the book I kept looking back at the other three.......they are so fucked. "So, as it says in this book, *ahem* The mare-in-heat ,although a standard condition in mares, has three different spectrums or types of the case. The medium spectrum also know as the "standard" is when a mare goes into this heat like trance for a mate but for a small period of time. They are stronger then the average mare as well, but a well-tuned defense can put them in their place. The standard will go to a place where stallions naturally gather then attack. Their skills are on more fast movement to out maneuver their opponents to get their prize. On the low end of the spectrum, there is the "primal". Primals stay in their state longer and are far more powerful then the other two spectrums. A primal can successfully beat down the strongest of stallions, so then they could mate. Primals also are very aggressive as well. A primal will fight off or even kill any mare who gets to close to their intended mate. However their downfall is in their name. A primal's brain is reduced to primitive basics being only able to communicate through grunts, sighs, shouts, and roars. The best way to deal with a primal is to outsmart rather then outfight. Finally, the higher end of the spectrum and most unusual is the "technical". The technical is in someways a step up in the evolution of the state. Technicals have a longer heat rate then both, but instead of a extreme speed or strength, they get the ability to trance their targets and hunt them down properly. What makes them unique is that their brains slowly change and fine tune themselves as soon as they meet their target. Strange enough when they meet their targets, they are not in their heat trance. A technical will stalk their prey and wait for the right moment to attack catching their soon-to-be mate off guard. After victory a technical can make a personality that fits the new stallion so that they can reenter society together with no fear of discovery. "Woah..........." "My Celestia..........I am SO fucked out of all of you.........I'm just going to go to the corner and.....yeah." "Come on Dark, you might be lucky! I mean Rainbw Dash was never that bright, so shes probably just in Primal mode, you can easily outsmart her, so your ALL good." "You really think so?" "I know s- "Nah your fucked." "ATOM SHUT UP!" "Oh Celestia....." *continues cowering in corner* "Dammit Atom...WHY?!?!" "I don't know, I just do okay?" "*groan* Whatever, at least you- "ANYPONY OUT THERE!?! ANYPONY HELP!!!!!!! "Who the fuck is that?" "Wait let me check the cameras.(5 minutes of searching) Well look at that. Ou old pal Phoenix is running through Ponyville.....alone.......well hes fucked." "Aren't you even going to TRY and help him? I mean he is your friend and all." "I would, but I wouldn't save another if it means risking my own flank. Yes it disgusts me being like this but meh, deal with it and all." ".......I like your style Cyan." "Thanks Atom. So any of you three going to try and- where the hell are Thunder and Shadow? Blaze, where are they?" "Well they heard about where Phoenix and went to save him. I didn't go cause.......I didn't really care, and cause I'm the WEAK LINK." "Good. And now there going into a trap." "What do you mean?" "Well its obvious that they have a leader, and that leader has to be smart, so Im going to say that there leader is Twilight. Shes intellegent, so I guess that Phoenix is being used as a decoy to attract the stallions into helping him." "And what makes you say- "Just watch the cameras............." (At the Camera POV) "HELP!!! WHERE IS EVERYPOYOh sweet Celestia please let there be nopony stupid enought to actually come and try to help- "PHOENIX WE'RE HERE!" Speak of Discord......... "What are you doing here outside Phoenix? We have to go- "No, you guys don't understand, get out now!" "We're now leaving here, right Thunder?" "Huh? Oh yeah....right." "No, you have to go! This is all a trap! If I didn't do it then they would have just all gone and used me and me only! I didn't think any stalliuon would be stupid enought to actually come and help! Now leave befo- "STALLIONS!!!! GET THEM!!!" "THEY KNOW NOW! RU-" Sweet Celestia there screams....it was jjust agonizing to listen to, and there efforts to escape were also pathetic to say the least. Shadow tried teleporting, but before he could a mare got a hold of his horn and began sucking on it, and with horns being the weakspot of Unicorns, he was then an easy target. Phoenix tried to fly, but he couldn't outfly all the pegasus mares, not even his fire could stop the Storm clouds that some mares later brought. Thunder ctually had a fighting chance in this. Nopony could even get close to him, that was until the unicorns came. One of them shot some spell at him, don't know what it did but he couldn't shoot anymore lightning. He tried flying but another spell was shoot and it closed his wings together, after that he was pretty much a sitting duck, and well....yeah. (Back at the..........whatever I called it) "See? All a trap, and now we just lost two ponies, more saving for us, am I right Atom?.....Atom?...........ATOM!" THe only reason he wasn't responding? He was watching the "show" that the three ponies and about 20 mares were having. "............A hell of an orgy........those lucky colts......" "Atom...........are you kidding me?....Stop watching that! It makes it seem like your watching a porno." "Hey, I can stop watching whenever I want.....just not- HEY! Why won't these screens work anymore?! *starts banging on screens* "Stop that dammit! You probably just- the hell?" Pne by one, all the cameras were working fine, and then just showing snow, I mean static. It was going on for a while until all of them were disfunctional. Cyan keep trying to fix them, from using Magic to just pressing buttons on the Dashboard thing, but nothing worked at all. "Know what? Screw this cameras, what the hell caused them to- "HEy Atom,Cyan.....look, one camera is working!" "Nice Blaze, so what does it sho-................is that....is that Pinkie?" The only thing showing were those bright blue eyes, staring at the camera, My god.......... "Jeez.....its like shes staring right at my soul............turn it off....TURN IT OFF!" ONe magic shot later, and the last usable camera was no more, to the relief of Blaze. "So now we don't know what is happening in the outside....its alright, we still have shelter." "Yeah, Cyans right, I mean it can't get any worse than this, if we four stick together we'll all be alright!" "Of course, whats the worst that can happen!" He didn't.....you never say those words......never... "BLAZE WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!" "Dark, chill.......why is it so- THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP "Wh...what is that noise?" "Its coming from upstairs isn't it? We all just stared at Blaze with hatred in our eyes." "Hehehe........oops?" Screaming could be heard from outside....we're so fucked..... "Blaze............I hope to Celestia that you get taken first......." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Finally Publised a chapter........ Yay.