CHAPTER 13: HEARTS AND HOOVES?
WELL WHATS GOOD MY FELLOW BRONIES AND PEGA-SISTERS(IF THERE ARE ANY)?
I'VE BEEN DOING GOOD, LISTENING TO MUSIC, WATCHING VIDS, READING FICS, THE USUAL.
WELL ENOUGH ABOUT ME....LETS SEE WHAT DARK DOES WHEN HE FINDS RAINBOW "SNUGGLING" AGAINST HIM.......CREEPYNESS ENSUES AND WHAT NOT........LETS GO!!!
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Ahhh....that was a GREAT nights sleep right there. I had woken up at about 2 hours after the sun rose? I don't know for sure. All I know is that is that I don't really know if Rainbow even came home. She must have come in while I was asleep or something. Did I tell you guys how comfortable I was? I mean I felt as I was in a cloud plus in a mixture of feathers and........um.....well WHATEVER! I was just REALLY warm. Don't know why thought, and I don't know why but my wings are covering me up like a blanket. Must have been cold or something, but it doesn't explain why I'm so warm. I tried to get up but both my wings were stuck to something. Well just one of them actually, one is covering me while the other is.....I don't know what the other is doing, might as well check to get out of this predicament.
As I turned my head (YES I WAS THINKING ALL OF THAT STUFF ABOVE WITH MY EYES CLOSED AND LOOKING UP....SO WHAT??) I saw only.....colors? I saw red,orange,blue,green,purple and yellow. WHAT THE FUCK? I moved y hoofs and saw soething wrapped around my waste....a cyan hoof.
"Um.....what the fuck?" I keep staring at......Rainbow Dash? Yup, it was Rainbow Dash. Her head was nuzzling in my chest while her wing was covering me as well. Her other hoof was somehow under me while her other wing was under me as well. I have NO idea how this happened....but I know that I DO know, I want to get out of this situation. I mean I don't REALLY mind it.....but its WAY to weird. I tried to inch my way out of there without waking her up.
"Easy now....easy does it.......FUCK YEAH!" I finally escaped from the grip of Rainbow!
"Great, now that I'm out I can-
"Mmmmm.....Dark...."
"What the FUCK was that?" I turned around and saw Rainbow Dash still sleeping on her couch, but she was talking in her sleep.....SHIT! I do NOT want to know what that mare is thinking me when she AIN'T awake.
"Dark.....come closer.....Mmmm......come over here with me...."
Okay.....WTF!!!! Never before had I had a chick THIS obsessed with me. Well I mean there was that ONE mare that said she would cut my member off if she found me, but I think she died in the war at home....PHEW right? Well I'm getting OUT OF HERE before she says something else that creeps me out.
"Oh YEAH Dark, GET DEEP IN THERE!!!" *Gags* IS SHE THINKING WHAT I THINK SHE'S THINKING!?!?!?!?! Sure its pretty kinky but STILL!
"*Breathing Hard* I'm........I'm almost there Dark, just a bit more...." ALRIGHT THATS IT I'M OUTTA HERE!!!
I then tried to fly but then crashed into the cloud wall.......weird that their....SOLID! After regaining my composure and getting the FUCK outta there, the last thing I heard from RAinbow was her saying,"Harder Dark...HARDER AND FASTER"
IS SHE STILL DREAMING OR JUST TROLLING ME?!?!?! I don't want to find out. SO FUCK THIS!
I had now grabbed my bag, and was now flying out of the cloud castle. Who knows what I'll be doing now. I don't want to go back in there anytime soon. I should go and check what Cyan is doing.
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Cyan had woken up early since he WAS living with the Apple Family, and they woke up at sunrise, he had woken at that time as well. He had actually started to get used to it.
"Uhhhh, what's today? OH SHIT! Its Hearts and Hooves today, wasn't something supposed to happen today?Hmmm, I already took a shower, I don't need to go to the bathroom, I ain't hungry, its my first day at my new job, ApplBloom ain't going to school, the Cutie Mark Crusaders aren't- AH FUCK MY FIRST DAY!" Cyan then went in a frenzy looking for the right equipment until he came up to his saddlebag. He looked around the room,and saw nopony. SO he reached into his saddlebag and pulled out his "Family Heirloom" from the pouch. He looked it over as if he saw it for the first time in his life.
It was a gold necklace with his cutiemark in the middle, a dark blue wave of water.
"Someday....I'll find out what this is for, I know its an heirloom,but I feel like its much greater than that.....oh well,better get going." Lifting up his hoof and makingg water come from the bathroom, he then shifted his hoof to his face and mane so the water would know where to go.While the water was splashing on him, he started combing his mane and levitating a mirror to see himself.
"Fuck Yeah, now lets get going.'' And with that, Cyan teleported off to SugerCube Corner, not knowing that a green eyed mare with an orange coat saw and was know staring at his bag.
"Hmmm, this'a here looks like my Element of Harmony necklace. I need to show this to Twilight and find out what it is."So AppleJack now started trotting off to the Library.
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"Oh, well thanks anyway Big Mac."
"Eeyup." When I had arrived to Sweet Apple Acres, I saw Big Mac. We chatted a bit, found out he didn't have a special somepony for today, wished him luck with the work and the searching, and THEN found out Cyan had left 5 minutes ago to work at his new job.....shit. Well I guess I could just- HEY THERES AJ! APPLEJACK!APPLEJACK!APPLEJACK!
"Dangit! I just can't let Dark see what I have or he'll get angry at me, and I don't know how he is when he's mad, and I don't want to find out."
"Hey AJ and Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, so what you doing?"
"Oh, um I'm err....*Sees Tree* I'M APPLEBUCKING! Yeah thats it, so if ya'll excuse me then I'll a be on my way-
"Oh, can I join? I mean with Cyan working and me having no special somepony to keep me company I thought you and I could hang out. SO......yeah?"
"WELL, I would surely love to Dark, just that I have ALOT of work you see and, I uh....can't."
"Oh.....whats that around your neck? Looks alot like-
"Well LOOK AT THE TIME SUGERCUBE, TIME FOR ME TO GO!" AJ then ran off leaving me with ALOT of questions.
Like if she's going to AppleBuck then ain't she supposed to be heading towards the trees and NOT the gate? Well...I think she LIED to me. NAH, she wouldn't do that. Besides, Twilight did tell me she was the element of Honesty or something.
"Hmm, who can I hang out with? Big Mac's working, Cyan's working, AJ just ran off, Pinkie must be working with Cyan, Twilight might be busy with the library, have NO idea where Fluttershy is.......RARITY IT IS THEN! I bet she won't mind me dropping by, and I don't want to go BACK to Rainbow's place, so lets GO!
<<....>>....^^........."WELL since NOPONY is looking.....MIGHT as well try this out..........LIGHTNING TELEPORT!"
ZZZAAAAPPP "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!"
LET ME GIVE YOU A RECAPE OF WHAT HAPPENED YOUNGSTERS........AFTER I SAID THAT, A LIGHTNING BOLT CAME FROM THE SKY AND HIT ME. SINCE I'M IMUNE TO IT, ONCE IT HIT ME, I DISSAPEARED FORM THAT SITE. ONCE I GOT HIT, I WAS SHOT INTO THE SKY....IN THE FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!! SO THEN WITH ME IN IT, I WAS SENT TO THE PLACE THAT WAS ON MY MIND, AND BLAMMO! I WAS THERE....SO YEAH....TAKE THAT!!!!! I GUESS THAT FOR KNOW I'LL PUT THIS A CHAPTER....MAKE IT A PART 2-3 THING.
TROLLING!
SEEYA BITCHES....OC COMING LATER...IT WILL BE "SHOCKING"