CHAPTER 14: HEARTS AND HOOVES? PRT 2
SO LIKE YEAH..........RAINBOW IS STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT!!!!I MEAN YOUAVE HEARD THE NOISES SHE WAS MAKING.....WTF!!!! WHATEVER THEN, LETS SEE WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AT RARITY'S.......
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Wow, that trip sure was EPIC! I mean that was the first time I've done it correctly. I mean there was this ONE time where I used it to get home but somehow got taaken to this neighbors house while they were eating lunch. Yeah....it was pretty awkward. So s I was about to knock, I heard......crying? Screaming? No definitly crying. But why? I started to lean by the door and listen to what all the commotion was about. What I heard was this:
"OH THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE!!!! WWAHHHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST LEFT MEEEE!!!!!"
WOW. She must have it BAD! I wonder what else is wrong....must keep evesdropping.....wait. WHO left her? Colt-friend? Father? Somepony?
"WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST LEFT!!!! AND RIGHT BEFORE HEARTS WARMING EVE!!!!
Wow this guy is a JERK! You should never do that to a Mare. ESPECIALLY a mare as beautiful as Rarity!
I wonder who IT IS! Must keep evesdropping.
*Sniffles*" I don't KNOW what I did wrong with this one. I thought that he was PERFECT for me.*Sniff* I guess I was wrong again........WHY am I such a failure when it comes to love,huh?"
HOLY SHIT its like shes talking to me, knowing that I'm listening. I feel bad for her, I WANT to do something, but I just don't know what.....
*Blows Nose* "I thought that he really was the ONE......my prince....my stallion in shining armor....*Sighs* I believe that love just isn't for me.....*starts crying again*
OUCH. NOPONY should feel like that. I mean EVERYPONY, nomatter what they look like,sound like,act like, or other stuff that makes them different should have love. WELL since I had never had any of those problems I don't know how that feels, but I still stand by my point. Well I think that she needs somepony to cheer her up, and since I don't know ANY other stallions here, guess its up to me. I just hope- HEY WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
I had just been knocked over by a dragon.....Spike.
"Dude, what are you doing crouching behind Rarity's door?"
"Well SPIKE, if you must know I was bored so I came to hang out with Rarity. I was about to knock when I heard crying,I evesdropped-
"Dude, thats creepy."
"Shut UP! So I found out that her Colt-Friend or something had dumped her or something. She feels sad and all so I was thinking of cheering her up, you want to help?"
"DO I?!?!?! I mean, yeah sure." I saw it in his face. He was REALLY excited about helping her....WAIT!
FLASHBACKS!!!!!
*I remember the day where me and her meet. Me and her were talking while Spike was staring at her with Hearts in his eyes and his tounge hanging out*
*Remembers yesterday at Twilights. I saw some Hearts and Hooves cards. They were made out to....RARITY!*
There was NO doubt anymore.....Spike had a crush on Rarity. He CANNOT help. I know his types, once he sees her in "distress" he will try and hook up with her. With Rarity "vulnerable" she will accept and make a BAD decision.
Spike is young so he doesn't know what TRUE love is, and I can't let him go through that. I may be a douche at times, but I still have a heart. SO i need to distract Spike so he won't try and make a move and risk angering Rarity.
"SAY Spike, how bout making Rarity feel better by uh....bringing...her, some...JEWELS! Yeah jewels, doesn't THAT make her happy?"
"OF COURSE!*Slaps Forehead* But I don't have any.....I GUESS I'LL GO AND GET SOME! Don't worry Rarity my sweet, I shall be back." Spike then went off towards who knows where....once I was at a safe distance, I laughed...SO HARD!
*Whisper Laugh* "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! *Mimics Spike* Don't worry Rarity my sweet, I shall be back. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Man that little guy can SURE bring in laughs out of me."
I was about to laugh some more until I remembered the task at hand....evesdrop on Rarity. As I was putting my ear to the door,I heard crashing inside.
Alright what the fuck is happening? I was only gone for like about 5 minutes talking to Spike,what in Equestria is happening NOW?
CRASH! BOOM! PHOOSH!<----Explosion(TROLL) "I'M HIDEOUS! NOPONY WILL EVER LOVE ME!*Cries some more, and more, and more, AND MORE* I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I EXCIST IF NOPONY WOULD EVER LOVE A MARE LIKE ME! It's not that I'm picky is it? Is it that I have high standards? Too beautiful? Snooby? WHAT?!?!
WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
JEEZ! I can't let her keep moping like this. I need to do something, BUT WHAT!?!?!
"OH MY GODDESSES! And what Sweetie Bell and the rest of the girls. I told them all that I would have a date to meet with them at the restaurant tonight! They'll call me a liar! They'll make fun of Sweetie Bell for having *GASP* a wreck of a sister. THIS IS THE WORST...POSSIBLE...THING EVER!!!!" *Faints into couch that came out of NOWHERE and rests on it and cries again."And know I won't have a date for the Hearts and Hooves Dance! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!"
JEEZ! Did NOT know that Rarity was so dramatic with all this. I mean SURE shes going to a dance...dateless none the less, she "bragged?" to her friends that she was going to have a date, and now she doesn't. ALL of her friends are going to be there and THEY will have dates, she feels like a failure in love....OH SHIT! In a situation like this, this can lead to ANYTHING, especially............SUICIDE!*GASP*
"I have to do something....and I think I know what I must do." I then flew off, looking for the stuff I need.
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"OH MY GODDESSES THIS IS BORING AS BUCK!" Cyan was working....at SugerCube Corner. He thought that working with Pinkie AND in a place filled with sweets would be cool,but there was nothing really happening. Everypony that did come in were with their special somepony. Sure it was fun baking for them and all....but what made that BAD was that they keep acting lovey dovey infront of him. Now he wasn't one to say that it was bad, just do it in PRIVACY!
The worse couple there thought were these 2 ponies that keep making faces at each other. He knew 1 of them as Big Macentosch, the other one was a purple coated mare. Sure they were fun to watch, but they were ANNOYING! I mean they keep saying stuff to each other like.....WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT! THEY WERE TALKING SINCE THE STUFF THEY WERE SAYING WASN'T EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE!!!! I mean they said something like,"I love you my smoshly dovely lovy itty bity pumpkin pie." or something like that....I DON'T CARE! I am a FUCKING SMART MOTHER-FUCKER! I don't have time to listen to their stuff....JEEZ! I need to calm downright now before I go bezerk on somepony with all of my water fury...
"Water Fury? Whats that Cyan?"
"AHHH!!! PINKIE! How?What?Why?....How?...I mean, did you just read my mind?"
"No silly. I just read the text and saw what you were thinking." She then smiled one of her impossible miles.
"WHAT TEXT!?! You know what nevermind. I'm bored....you want to go, and I don't know.... do something?"
"Sorry Cyan, but I have a DATE!"
"WAIT! A date? Well who's the mystery pony?"
"Oh he's here.....NOW!"
"What are you talking I haven't heard or seen- HOLY SHIT!" In front of him was a stallion. He was a unicorn like Cyan himself, but older.Maybe about Dark's hight. He had a darkish blue coat, ABOUT the color of the sky at night. His mane was in a short "pony"tail that was a whitish light blue. His tail was the same like his mane, short and bluish. What was the oddest thing was his EYES! They were a blood red, and he was silent...WAY TO SILENT! Cyan wondered how a stallion as quiet as he acted got with somepony as ecstatic as Pinkie.
"Well hey....uh, dude?"
".......Hey, the names Shadow(THIS OC BELONGS TO P!NR!GHT! JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT! AND DUDE, I KNOW HIS NAME IS SHADE, BUT I CHANGED IT!!!!! and whats your name squirt?"
"Its Cyan, Cyan Oasis to be presice. SO, your pinkies Colt-friend huh?"
"I wouldn't say "Colt-Friend" but yeah we are going out. I mean me and the rest of her friends and THEIR dates are going to the annual Hearts and Hooves dance, AND WHERE GOING TO WIN!"
"Win? What is there a competition?"
"Well yeah. The winner will receive 500 bits PLUS a new house by here, and I WANT those bits.....the house I'll figure out what to do with that later."
"THAT IS IF YOU WIN!"
"What the?" Cyan,Shadow,and Pinkie Pie looked at who made the comment. They saw Fluttershy,and with her was a white pegasus with a black and red spiked mane and tail. Like the Shadow, he had red eyes as well.
His cutie mark was peculiar thought. It was of a fireball....Cyan had a bad feeling about him,but didn't want to say anything and get into the "conflict".
"Oh, and who are YOU?"
"Well my friend, I'M PhoenixFire, and me and Shy are going to win. We've been practicing and we say we have an awesome chance of winning."
"Um Phoenix, If you don't mind, I was thinking that we could actually keep this a secret."
"Oh, sorry Shy, but its true, you have been pretty awesome lately." With that comment Fluttershy started to hide behind her mane and blush. Phoenix caught Cyan starring at her and got angry.
"Dude, are you checking my mare out?"
"What? I-
"SO YOU WERE? Oh ho, your going to get it now."
"But I-
"I KNOW! We should ALL go to the party TOGETHER! I'll be SO much FUN!
"Not now Pinkie. Now for you Phoenix, I suggest you leave and don't make anypony get hurt."
"YEAH! YOU!" Fire started sprouting from the tips of his hooves. Smoke started to fill the room up.
OH NO! If he keeps this up then the whole store can be burned down! oh, what would Dark do? He would attack know ask questions later,RIGHT!
Cyan then started to move from behind the counter over to PhoenixFire. Cyan knew what he was doing to do. He started to produce something he called "Aqua Thrust" BWWAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!! THRUST! HAHAHAHAHA! AH, FUNNY SHIT THERE. Cyan then pointed both hooves at Phoenix and yelled, "Fire."
BUT just before anything shot out, 2 voices yelled out,"STOP!"
All 5 ponies looked and saw Twilight standing at the doorway. Her companion on the other hoof made Cyan's mouth drop.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?!?"
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ALRIGHT SO THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYPONY!
AS ALWAYS....SEEYA BITCHES!
OH AND IF YOU HAVE MUSIC FOR THE HEARTS AND HOOVES DANCE THEN POST THAT SHIT BELOW,THAT WOULD BE COOL OF YOU.