//------------------------------// // The NOT SO GREAT AND POWERFUL // Story: Making the Best of It // by Dark Lightning //------------------------------// Chapter 6: The NOT SO GREAT AND POWERFUL TIME FOR THE NEW CHAPTER, WELL ITS HERE. THE BEGINNING OF THIS CHAPTER IS ABOUT A DREAM I ACTUALLY HAD, IT WAS WEIRD AND ALL, BUT I'M TECHNICHLY A WEIRD GUY. SO HERE IT IS THEN. As I laid there on my soft cloud, I could only think about tommorow.Meeting AJ's other friends, well I guess thats going to be fun. Man, what happened to me? I used to be an arrogant son of a bitch, scratch that, I still kinda am, but ever since meeting AJ, I've felt differently all of a sudden, must be hormones or something.....Well its sleep time now, and with that, I was out like a light.......what I didn't excpect was the weird dream I had.... (DREAM TIME!) "Where the fuck am I?"I was in some cloud, but the whole place was different.....I mean that all the clouds were a blood red and when I looked at the ground, there was no ground!There was, nothing......and thats when I saw her, I have NO idea how she got there, but I knew ONE thing.......she's going DOWN! The brash and arrogant Rainbow Dash was standing on a cloud a good 15 feet awy from me. "Well well well, if it isn't Rainbow Dash.......hows it been since here last encounter?"She stayed speechless, and thats when I noticed the beautiful dress she was wearing. Gotta admit, she looked REALLY pretty, but I can't let those weird feeling get in the way, now can I? "Hey Rainbow Dash, you look cute in that you know." With that, just likethat she had appered, her dress disappeared and she looked at me, I could tell she was blushing , like I said before....cute. Well that only lasted like 5 bloody seconds until she glared at me with a look of determination,of a challenge, of.....WAIT! A challenge? HELL YEAH!!! "So Rainbow Dash, I guess your here for a race, huh?" She only answered with a slight nod, and thats when it happened, she just leaned back, and fell into the abyss below...........WAIT FELL?!?! AH SHIT!!! "Hey Rainbow Dash....you alright?" Huh.........IDEA! I'll just aluminate down below to see better! With that I started to charge my Lightning into a ball of energy and........ "GO LIGHTNING FRAG GRENADE!!!" With that I hurdled the frenzy of Lightning below, but I saw nothing,like if my grenade hadn't made contact with anything below since it explodes on impact.....weird. "Hey you." I turned around just in time to see Rainbow's legs buck me in the face, and with me now falling into the abyss, the last thing I could hear was her laughing...........that BITCH! "FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (My Dream Ends) "SHIT!!!!" That was all I could say when I woke up from the dream....man that shit was weird. I was covered in sweat like CRAZY!! So.......either I was scared, IT was really hot at night, OR it might be that I'm sleeping on a rain cloud.....its one of those three. "Well like what time is it?" Well judging by where the sun is......I believe its about 9:00 or 10:00. "I got time to kill, might as well go and look for that job I need, hmmmmm........maybe I could find something at the town square." And with that I'm off... (Cyan's POV) "Huh, where am I?" Oh yeah, the Apples place. This place is really nice, I meet the cutest filly yesterday named AppleBloom, turns out its AppleJacks little sister. And then theres Big Macintosch, now that guy is HUGE and strong as HELL! He was also very kind with me, they even invited me down for some PIE! Now thats what I call some hospitality. They were really amazed when I accidentally showed them my water powers, it was nothing much really.....just me pouring some water in a glass.....then I got bored and started moving it around in mid-air....I don't get what the real deal is......I should have just told them it was magic, thank goddeses they believed me, Dark said that if I tell anypony, some bad dudes were gonna come after us and split us up since we might be dangerous, but hey, they can't mess with the BEST magic holder in the UNIVERSE! So yeah, might as well see if I could help in any waty until noon. (MY POV) Wow this was much more boring than I thought, I mean there is literally nothing going on, just people selling and buying, going in or coming out of restaurants or stores.....Hey look some street entertainment!!! This is gonna be cool, huh its some blue unicorn with some cool fireworks and some smoke machines and other cool stuff. "COME ONE COME ALL AND WITNESS THE AMAZING POWER OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!! BE AMAZED AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE PERFORMS THE MOST AMAZING MAGIC EVER KNOWN TO PONY KIND!!!" Wow.....doesn't she think to much of herself.....she was just an ordinary show-mare with stunts and mirrors that any pony couls do...I mean look right now! She just shoot a little glitter that is now sorrounding her and everyone is all like,"OH MY GOD Trixie you're so amazing!" OR "NoPony is like you, you're AWESOME!" WHAT THE FUCK!!! I bet if I just did some of my Lightning moves, they'd be all over me, maybe even a simple Lightning out of my hoof to a tree would react to them, what retards! I'm getting out of here. "AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? ARE YOU TOO AMAZED AT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIES- "SHUT UP!!!! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!!! OH AND I'M GOING TO BE TALKING LOUD NOW TOO!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!?!?!?! "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE LIKE THAT!?!? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND PERFORM SUCH WONDERFUL FORMS OF MAGIC, COMMONER!!!" Okay, she is driving me off the road right now.....but I have to keep calm.....Its what my father would have wanted. "SEE EVERYPONY, I TOLD YOU HE WAS JUST A LOSER, HE CAN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK, I WONDER HOW HIS PARENTS FELT HAVING A LOSER AS A SON- "THAT TARES IT!!!!!" She had just crossed the line that one statement, and know, I was going to make her pay...... "Well, Trixie, if you seem like you know what you're doing, you wouldn't mind taking me on in a challenge......well?" "HAH! YOU THINK AN AVERAGE FOOL LIKE YOU CAN DEFEAT TRIXIE!?!? WELL COME ON STAGE THEN LITTLE ONE, BUT LET ME WARN YOU, TRIXIE PLAYS TO WIN." "I couldn't agree more......heh,heh,heh, now then......lets get started, shall we?" I could just smile at all the ponies that were watching as I went against the "GREAT AND POWERFUL" Trixie, Pffffffff, whatever...... not like she can actually do anything. "NOW, WATCH AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEFEATS THIS PEASENT LIKE SHE DEAFETED AN URSA MAJOR!" An Ursa Major......REALLY!?!? Huh......going to be a shame putting in her place. "Well then Trixie, whatcha waiting for then (CRACKS Neck), we should begin, the fans are waiting..... "DO NOT SPEED UP THE GREAT AND POWERFUL- "YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?!?! She just stared at me like the crowd did, but I didn't care, my dad said to NEVER hit a girl, but this ain't a girl, its a mare, so FUCK that shit. I was so pist that I just lost myself there, so I did what I always do when I'm pist......I'm GONNA OBLITERATE THAT BITCH!!!!! So I put some of my Lightning into my hoof, not that much anyway, just a bit......but to others.....IT WAS A SHITLOAD!!!! I was actually glad a bit, I never really perfected it really....but this could be the first..... "TAKE THIS BITCH, GO MY LIGHTNING FRAG GRENADE!!!!" With that I flung my grenade at her, as I expected, it hit my target......but what I didn't expect was that I accidentally launched TWO of them......AH SHIT!!!!! "FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK!!!!!!!!!!" I had NO idea that shit was going to happen, so its only a matter of time before some unlucky son-of-a-bitch gets electricuted.....so I need to catch that shit! I was following that thing for what felt like a half hour, Lightning is fast as HELL!!!! After another 10 more minutes,I decided to stop and just watch my ball of lightning go. Wait......its about to hit some fucking pegasus on a cloud....."GET OUTTA THE WAY DUDE!!!" I could only watch in horror- WAIT, Horror.....not so much cause on further inspection, I saw that it was heading toward the EverFree Forest, so I didn't have to worry. "Heh,heh, PHEW! Thank goddeses no one lives over there,nowwhat time is it?" I'm guessing about 11:30.....so I might as well go back over to Sweet Apple Acres and wait for them to get ready. Thank goddesses I was smart enough to retrieve my sachel when I went after the ball of energy, or I would have had to gone and retrived it. Might as well go now, don't wanna be late on AppleJack. And With that I flew off to Sweet Apple Acres. (Fluttershy's POV) "Now come on little Angel, you know you have to take your bath." She was growing tired with trying to geAngel to take a bath, that is until she got an Idea. "Now,Now, angel, if you don't take your bath, lightning will come out of the sky and hit the ground because the princeses will be very mad, so.....if you could, um....take your bath now......if you want." Angel still did not move, and Fluttershy wasn't kidding about the lightning, she just thought it would happen a different way. All of a sudden, a ball of lightning crashed throught the window and hit the bunny, it went all like(BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) and after a couple minutes of him covered in a yelloow ara of lightning, he finally stopped and fell into the tub. Fluttershy could only watch in horror at what happened, after a couple of minutes of being shocked, she finally said 2 words......."Oh.....My." And then she fainted. SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY GRENADE!!! SO YEAH, DON'T YOU GUYS WORRY, ANGELS O.K, JUST SOME SEVERE BURNS AND WHAT NOT, FLUTTERSHY CAN HANDLE IT......I THINK. SO NEXT I'M FINALLY GOING TO THE PICNIC, MEET SOME NEW PEOPLE,CHALLENGE OTHERS, FALL IN LO- I MEAN EAT A LOT.....YEAH THAT, HEH,HEH,HEH........SO AS ALWAYS, UNTIL NEXT TIME: SEEYA!!!!!