Chapter 3:Bring It On
Okay, so i left my brother to go see that Apple Orchard or what ever the fuck it was, Man was I suprised when I came closer to that thing, I mean that whole place was HUGE!!! I mean you could see Apple Trees EVERYWHERE!!!
Like for real, this coming from me,which is rare, this was actually Impressing. Who knows how long this must have taken so It could reach this magnetud of GINORMIGANTUISM!!! ( I know its a made up word, who gives a crap?)
"DAMN"..................-
"Quite a Sight ain't she?"
"Huh?"
"Over Here".
"Oh." What I saw would have made my brother's heart beat like CRAZY! In font of me stood an orange mare, with 3 apples stacked as a cutie mark, a stetson hat, a blond mane and tail tied into a "Pony" tail (HAH, see what I did there?)
and green emerald eyes......If Cyan was here he might have fainted from her cuteness or something, what a wuss......
"Well, Hardy ther partner, the names AppleJack, "With that she grabbed my hoof and started shaking like Crazy,I mean her grip was hard as HELL!! Well......Its' not like I was going to let this mare pull a One-Up on ME.....So I decided to return the handshake back........
"Well Hey, my names Dark Lightning, but you can just call me Dark" With that I grabbed her hoof and started to shake her hand with force as well, I guess she took this as a challenge or something cause we were in a sort of "battle" of force for like I pressume was a bout 30 minutes until she finally said.....
"Huh....So you still ain't gonna....let go?"
''Not Until.....You....Do....First....."
"We'll....then......its going t-.......to be a long......day then huh...."
"You.....have....no idea.....Cowgir-
"WHAT!?!?......"
"Hey, what's going on?" Okay, know I'm a bit freaked out, I mean her Orange coat turned a Deep Red, not like when someone blushes red, but I mean I'm going to beat the LIVING shit out of you Red......I would be scared but Dad taught me to never show fear to the enemy,I guess that's why he taugt me how to hide my emotions....I mean I had a KICKASS pokerface so i was pretty awesome at conselling emotions.....but I think my pokerface just broke....
"NO ONE CALLS ME, A COWGIRL......"
OH SHIT, I think I made her PIST as hell, maybe with her all mad and angry, with her now red eyes and smoke coming from her nostrils, and her....EWWWW, WHAT IS THAT!?!?! Is that foam coming from her mouth?.....EWWW, WTF?!?!?
How is that even possible? "O.K then.....I guess I'll be leaving then.....". But as I tried to leave, her grip on my hoof grew tighter and tighter, I think she might even break my hoof from all this pressure, AH SHIT!!!! Ah...FUCK! This hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER.....I think my eyes are watering a bit...but I hold them back....EVERYPONY knows you should NEVER cry in front of someone, UNLESS they are you're family....
"Um.....Applejac-
''HOW DARE YOU...... HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!
"WHAT?"
"No one has called me Cowgirl......not since mah Pah died.....ever since then.....I've vowed to conquer any pony who has called meh Cowgirl......"
"Conquer? What do you mean conquer? Like in a game or something, or in....OH DEAR LORD!?!?!? (Dirty images comeforth) Do you mean, "IN THAT WAY......"
"WHAT?!?" She ponders what i just said until she comes to full realization to what I had meant. "NO! Get your head out of the Gutter!!! I mean we settle this....Personally....."
After those 6 words....she finally let go of my hoof, Oh my goddeses...I thought she would never let go of me, after finally getting some feeling in my hoof back....So did my bravado come back as well.....
"So....AppleJack....what do you wan't to get bested in...HMMM?!?!" Horseshoes, Test of strenght? A race around you apple orchard?" man was she about to get pumbled, back in ColtsVille I was the best in EVERYTHING! I was fast,strong,assertive, a leader, you name it, I knew I was going to win in whatever she was going to dish out at me, but it was always fun to see ponies with high intensions on winning fail......It just always brought a wicked smile to my face.....
"No......I was thinking of...." With that she circled me and then went to the nearest Apple Tree that she could find, to my suprise she then kicked it, and then to an even BIGGER suprise, ALL the apples from that tree fell, with that I thought to myself,"HOLY SHIT"......What the hell she was planning on doing, I had no idea, but I knew it involved trees....
"It's something everypony in mah family has had tuh do......APPLEBUCKING."
''Oh......Shit.." Was my only thought as I had learned of the challenge that I was about to face, I mean, Sure I've heard of applebucking, but I've never done it in my ENTIRE life! I mean the only pony who used to AppleBuck was my grandpa but I never actually learned it from him. Sure I had seen it before since my dad did used to work on a farm and all but that was a shitload long ago.....but if this Cowgirl thinks she can beat me without me giving a fight, then she is sorely mistaken.....
"Alright then, AppleJACK.....lets do this, I mena how hard could it be?(REALLY HARD!) Its not like I ain't done this before"( Cause I never did!)
Applejack just smuged,"Well alrighty then, lets a'll get down to buisness then, I just hope you know what you're dealing with......Lighty.....(Oh HELL NAW!!!!)
"You didn't......"
"I sure did, LIGHTY....."
"Well then, AppleJackAss, lets begin, Shall We?"
''Oh,ho,ho, you're going to regret ever even coming here....
"I regret many things in life......this not being one of them, so enought talk, let's BUCK some APPLES!!!"
Out of the corner of my eye I could see a cute little filly, a yellow coat, redish hair, and a little red bow on her head, it kinda made me go D'WAAAA but i remembered what I had to do.....HOLY SHIT THAT IS A BIGASS STALLION!!! Right next to the little filly came an adult stallion that appered to be her older brother or something, HE had a red coat, n Orange mane, and a Green Apple as a cutie mark....the thing that also caught my eye was that there was an old lime green mare who had apperently keep dosing on and off from the front porch on her rocking chair, it was actually quiye HIlARIOUS how every few seconds she would wake up and yell something random like,"Soups On, or "THE TIMBER WOLVES ARE COMIN!!" It was funny and i would have started laughing if I wasn't about to compete with AppleJackAss right over here so I might as well get this started then....
I think they might have overheard our little argument since they just all stood there with a smug look on their face, well I'm going to wipe that smirk off there faces and when I defeat this bitch and PROVE that I'm the best or whatever the hell started this argument (Ain't my fault I can't remember so don't hate....APPRECIATE!!!)
"Alright then.....BRING IT ON!"
"Oh, its been on.....and if you had a right mind, you'd back down right now."
"Heh, well my teachers always did say I had a screw loose....So what are you waiting for?"
With that we made our way to the Bunches of Apple trees, deciding the victor......
( SORRY ABOUT THE LATE UPLOAD, BUT SCHOOL IS A PAIN IN THE ASS!!!
SO HERE YOU GO, TO PLEASURE YOUR NEEDS OF MY STORY OR WHATEVER YOU DO.....SO SEE YA GUYS WHEN I SEEYA..........
AND AS ALWAYS, SEEYA!!!!)